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Romance / Re: How Do I Help My Ex To Move On/ by CaptainSALAZAR: 4:27pm On Oct 09, 2017
LifeofAirforce:
Only "human beings" are allowed to comment on this thread.

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Celebrities / Re: Don't Starve Your Husbands Of Sex - Oritsefemi Advises Women by CaptainSALAZAR: 11:59am On Oct 07, 2017
Romance / Re: A Boyfriend Is Not A Supermarket by CaptainSALAZAR: 8:52pm On Oct 06, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Tell a Nigerian man "Yes" and he's already thinking about offing your panties... Like wth?

Why do you think he ask you out? sooner or later he's gonna ask. If you aren't ready to open your legs don't say yes.
Romance / Re: A Boyfriend Is Not A Supermarket by CaptainSALAZAR: 8:19pm On Oct 06, 2017
Tell a Nigerian girl I love you, you will start paying bills.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Should Be Dating Broke Guys by CaptainSALAZAR: 5:29pm On Oct 06, 2017
Quick question, How long does one stays without money before you tag him/her broke?

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Health / Re: Monkeypox Hits Rivers State, 3 People Quarantined by CaptainSALAZAR: 5:06pm On Oct 06, 2017
Is it not Nigeria? It won't last. Diseases come and go.

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Romance / Re: Nudity: Using What You Have To Get What You Want! by CaptainSALAZAR: 4:57pm On Oct 06, 2017
L3G3ND:

and society frowns at the users too ... stop giving out the contract and the job will end

We aren't talking about a robot or an item. We are talking about humans with brains notwithstanding the hoes want it more, benefits of pleasure and gains. Even if the demand stops, girls gat needs and bills to pay.
Romance / Re: Nudity: Using What You Have To Get What You Want! by CaptainSALAZAR: 4:39pm On Oct 06, 2017
L3G3ND:

since it is a contract to the user then it is a job to the hoe so why condemn the job when the hoe signs the contract with the user? if a user does not come with a binding contract the hoe won't have to do the job grin grin

Thanks for stating the obvious, It's an unethical job in the open! isn't that the context of this argument? society and religion frown at it.
Romance / Re: Nudity: Using What You Have To Get What You Want! by CaptainSALAZAR: 4:32pm On Oct 06, 2017
L3G3ND:

and who are the ones using the HOES to dig? they should be condemned too

Unless the hoe was coerced if not the HOE-USER is free of charges and condemnation. It's a contract.
Romance / Re: Nudity: Using What You Have To Get What You Want! by CaptainSALAZAR: 4:11pm On Oct 06, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Exactly. It's nobody's business.

Good, now respectfully clear the DISCLAIMER " This post isn't aimed at encouraging immorality" If you don't I will understand afterall " we are hypocritical a great deal"

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Romance / Re: Nudity: Using What You Have To Get What You Want! by CaptainSALAZAR: 4:04pm On Oct 06, 2017
In other words we should allow the hoes to hoe. No condemnation.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Marries Her Only Boyfriend Years After She Asked God For It by CaptainSALAZAR: 3:57pm On Oct 06, 2017
While some girls change bf like menstrual pad.

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Romance / Re: Guys Only by CaptainSALAZAR: 2:59pm On Oct 06, 2017
What kind of kiss are we talking about?
Romance / Re: Is This Really Possible? (photo) by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:46am On Oct 06, 2017
makydebbie:
Okay then. So you're just gonna lie for the cookie? How do you think she'll feel if she ever reads that message. Unless you're not dating for love.

If people date for love we wouldn't have millions of relationship in the world.

Talk about lying? who does that best if not girls? (appearance wise). Yeah a man would lie for it, that's the only thing we lie for unlike females who could lie about anything.

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Romance / Re: Is This Really Possible? (photo) by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:41am On Oct 06, 2017
phintohlar:
everything he (God) created is beautiful remember that, and nobody ugly na psquare talk that 1

If nobody is ugly, the word "ugly" will not be in existence, Moreover This has nothing to do with religion,Our brain is designed for abstract judgement towards things we perceive appealing or not.

could you say the same for good and bad?

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Romance / Re: Is This Really Possible? (photo) by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:07am On Oct 06, 2017
makydebbie:
That means if your gf cheats, you can forgive her. After all, she can also handle more than one dick.



It's no competition, If it is I can't beat her to the game. We all know what the pussy is capable of.
Romance / Re: Is This Really Possible? (photo) by CaptainSALAZAR: 7:52am On Oct 06, 2017
Yes if she is extremely ugly and unattractive, why not?

I have the prowess to service more than 1, just because am with cossy doesn't mean I will turn done Roman-goddess.
Romance / Re: Lady Calls Out Her 'sister' On Facebook For Sleeping With Her Ex-boyfriend by CaptainSALAZAR: 7:51am On Oct 06, 2017
The great thing about being a man is you can fuck_ all without getting worried
Romance / Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by CaptainSALAZAR: 10:58pm On Oct 05, 2017
emusmithy:


Even if you are broke you will encounter some of these categories. undecided
If this is your way of countering, it's obsolete old man.

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Romance / Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by CaptainSALAZAR: 10:46pm On Oct 05, 2017


Even if you aren't broke you will encounter some of the categories.

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Romance / Re: Is It Desperation Or Truth??? by CaptainSALAZAR: 7:53pm On Oct 05, 2017
stupidity:
lol. Bros I hardly reply post in here , but this, is way too Much to ignore, every lady has an empty skull, they want lies to make them believe whatever they want to believe

Mayhap I shouldn't pry Hence, as you couldn't ignore my post I couldn't ignore your bullshit, You registered 2015 with 1500+ posts which implies you post at least 4 times per day not withstanding your most recent section is romance. who are you fooling? do I look like a girl
Romance / Re: Is It Desperation Or Truth??? by CaptainSALAZAR: 6:16pm On Oct 05, 2017
makydebbie:
Unnecessary.

And you are suppose to be ?
Romance / Re: Is It Desperation Or Truth??? by CaptainSALAZAR: 6:10pm On Oct 05, 2017
Technically you want him to fabricate some unrealistic bullshit to suit your empty head.

What if he says those craps and he doesn't mean shit??

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Romance / Re: NEW GIRL: How Long Should I Wait Before I Ask Her For Sex? by CaptainSALAZAR: 10:01pm On Oct 03, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Didn't realise issa fúçboy before dropping that comment.

You should have decipher, he started dating her on Sunday, come Tuesday he's thinking of her hole.
Romance / Re: NEW GIRL: How Long Should I Wait Before I Ask Her For Sex? by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:54pm On Oct 03, 2017
Adaumunocha:
So what d shitty talk about 500naira?

The nigga need a hole, you told him to work her down the isle and I said he could get it for #500 instead. Do the maths.
Romance / Re: NEW GIRL: How Long Should I Wait Before I Ask Her For Sex? by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:47pm On Oct 03, 2017
Adaumunocha:
I don't get. So the op is not old enough to marry?

HOw am I to fucking_ know that? am I his mother
Romance / Re: NEW GIRL: How Long Should I Wait Before I Ask Her For Sex? by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:38pm On Oct 03, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Until you walk down the isle!!

Work done the isle for pussy you could get for #500?

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Romance / Re: NEW GIRL: How Long Should I Wait Before I Ask Her For Sex? by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:34pm On Oct 03, 2017
Max two weeks if she ask for money before then ask for pussy the next minute.
Romance / Re: #mood by CaptainSALAZAR: 7:41pm On Oct 03, 2017
grin

Upcoming nairaland artiste since 2010.
Romance / Re: Do You Trust Your Partner To Such Extent? by CaptainSALAZAR: 7:31pm On Oct 03, 2017
Hoes ain't loyal
Romance / Re: 39 And Pregnant But My Boyfriend Says He's Not Ready. by CaptainSALAZAR: 12:41pm On Oct 03, 2017
dominique:
When will he be ready, by the time you're 45? Hope you know that your biological clock is ticking?

If a man is ready, it's for himself not because his partner's clock is ticking. women and reasoning with vagina.

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