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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Sekxy! by CaptainSALAZAR: 8:33am On Oct 03, 2017
It's no wonder she made your undeserve list of popular nairalanders 2017. Your ass licking is top class, you are so good your tongue covers both her vagina and ass.

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Romance / Re: NIGERIAN Girls Are Just Hoes, Oloshos, Prostitutes, Bitches, Sluts by CaptainSALAZAR: 5:52pm On Oct 02, 2017
The world knows, federal government knows, their parent knows.

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Romance / Re: Fastest fingers by CaptainSALAZAR: 8:52pm On Sep 30, 2017
finalboss:
OK lemme start ..

Go on
Romance / Re: Fastest fingers by CaptainSALAZAR: 8:43pm On Sep 30, 2017
Speed 2
Romance / Re: Olu Jacbos And Joke Silva Shares A Kiss, As She Turns 55 Today, Sings For Her by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:37am On Sep 29, 2017
You can't find a woman and a man like that today. All we have now is fuckboys_ and hoes_.
Music/Radio / Re: A Nairalander "Kuttie" Finally Drop His Debut Single Dikeh! by CaptainSALAZAR: 8:33pm On Sep 28, 2017
cool
Romance / Re: If The Devil Sees You Are Doing Well He Will Give You A Girlfriend by CaptainSALAZAR: 2:07pm On Sep 28, 2017
undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Waking Up In The Morning To See This At Your Door, What Would You Do?(Photos) by CaptainSALAZAR: 7:44pm On Sep 26, 2017
Take ten steps back, snap the snake, log in nairaland and call on lalasticlala

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nigerian Policeman And A Policewoman by CaptainSALAZAR: 5:07pm On Sep 26, 2017
The guy looks great but the lady? thank God for make-up.

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Romance / Re: How Girls Act When They Run Into Their Ex by CaptainSALAZAR: 11:30am On Sep 25, 2017
You must be talking about dumb uncultured girls

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Romance / Re: “joblessness Inspired Me To Be A Cobbler” - Nigerian Slay Cobbler Reveals by CaptainSALAZAR: 10:38am On Sep 25, 2017
While some girls are doing OLOSHO. It is true there are decent and responsible girls, 1 in 10million.
Romance / Re: Would You Have Sex In Front Of Your Parent For 5 Million Naira by CaptainSALAZAR: 10:37am On Sep 25, 2017
Homeboiy:

Dodorima
I DEY GAME
Romance / Re: Would You Have Sex In Front Of Your Parent For 5 Million Naira by CaptainSALAZAR: 10:35am On Sep 25, 2017
Homeboiy:
I have done it
For free
EGEDE MAN

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Romance / Re: 9 Reasons You Should Not Marry A Rich Man by CaptainSALAZAR: 8:32pm On Sep 24, 2017
forget it, Women want financial security more than love.

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Crime / Re: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:59am On Sep 24, 2017
Lalas247:

What basic need so one night is too much to think with his brain
Look she may just want company yall need to get it your head company doesn't mean sex ... being there for someone doesn't mean sex
Even if he wasn't thinking about it doesn't he have any pride .. he is cheap sorry

So crying mean u must bang her ... even if she begged for it I know guys that will never in the morning they can discuss it and if that's wt she really wanted it could have still happened .. why not wait sad


Lots of decent guys out there won't touch her till she has calmed down and thinking again
Cc djeezy


I know his faults, just amazed no one sees fault in her's, let me guess she was in emotional state. Not all guys would understand what is expected in that situation especially guys who haven't experienced such before. You don't bring food to a hungry man and expect him not to eat, even if the food is spicy he would eat.

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Crime / Re: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:39am On Sep 24, 2017
Lalas247:
It is not rape BUT

You clearly lack self control
Look she was in a VULNERABLE state yes .. u clearly stated she woke up crying .. even if she begged you to sex her you should have been a good guy and said NO ! Yes she would have thanked you for it and even valued you more


So cause she crying u thought lets fuvk Wt kinda guy are you ..
please ladies careful who you cry too when your mind ain't right .. it's sex the guy will be thinking about shioor
YOU LACK SELF CONTROL ! YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION ! scumbags up n down argh

Don't quote me


What nonsense! He lacks self control because he responded to his basic need and she doesn't not to leave the guy's house and stop crying uncontrollably for him to pamper her that leaded to the intercourse? Learn to take responsibility for your actions.

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Crime / Re: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:24am On Sep 24, 2017
She was traumatized and subconsciously lose herself to you. It happens, beg her and move on.

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Romance / Re: Top Ten Greatest Romance Section Members Of All Time by CaptainSALAZAR: 4:27pm On Sep 23, 2017
Trash

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Romance / Re: I Swear, She Must Feel D Wrath Of My Dick by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:21pm On Sep 22, 2017
undecided
Romance / Re: Meet Sanchoka, The Model Who Has The Biggest Ass In Africa (photos) by CaptainSALAZAR: 7:26pm On Sep 22, 2017
Wow!!!! She will never go broke with that ass!!!!
Romance / Re: For All Those Girls That Think All They Can Offer A Guy Is Punny by CaptainSALAZAR: 5:18pm On Sep 22, 2017
Listen no girl will fix herself to your standard,you just have to make up your mind to live with her nonsense.
Romance / Re: Do Relationships Without Sex Really Work??........and Is It Healthy?? by CaptainSALAZAR: 5:14pm On Sep 22, 2017
If I want a relationship without sex, I would stay with my sister.

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Romance / Re: Camel Toe Kor......Dog Leg Ni by CaptainSALAZAR: 3:39pm On Sep 22, 2017
Unsolicited shit!
Fashion / Re: .. by CaptainSALAZAR: 11:49am On Sep 22, 2017
The celebrated Cretin is at it again.

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Romance / Re: Name That Song You Sang Wrongly In Those Primary School Days by CaptainSALAZAR: 10:32am On Sep 22, 2017
Mine was

"Hoe my hoe oh my hoe
hoe my hoe.
When shall I see my hoe
when shall I see my daily bread I will never forget my hoe "

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Camel-toe Is A Beautiful Thing, Flaunt It. by CaptainSALAZAR: 9:37am On Sep 22, 2017
Lol

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