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Romance / Re: What Do You Miss On Nairaland? by captcochrane(m): 6:49pm On Jul 17, 2016
AfricanApple:
no see o. oga capt, how have you been na

I've been doing fyn

Which mail or bbm are you using now
Romance / Re: What Do You Miss On Nairaland? by captcochrane(m): 5:11pm On Jul 17, 2016
AfricanApple:
grin grin grin
so people still remember this guy and his thread

Madame, long time
Culture / Re: Oluwo Of Iwo, Akanbi At African Fashion Week 2016 by captcochrane(m): 11:12am On Jul 04, 2016
Aminat508:
The 2016 African fashion week Nigeria (AFWN) which kicked off during the weekend in Nigeria’s commercial city, Lagos has been a memorable one.

The event had a lot of celebrities, models and designers in attendance. We were able to get some photos of a well respected king in Osun State, the Oluwo of Iwo Land, Emperor Abdulrasheed Adewale Akanbi Telu 1 during the events with some other notable personalities.

Check out the fabulous pictures below



Source: http://www.amiloaded.com/2016/07/see-photos-of-oluwo-of-iwo-at-2016.html?m=0

Are u from iwo?
Education / Re: See How Medical Students Write Exam In ABU by captcochrane(m): 7:01am On May 05, 2016
Do they need to wear that white coat to write a mcq or theory exam? ABU indeed angry
Romance / Re: Do You Still Remember This? (primary School) by captcochrane(m): 1:17pm On Jan 09, 2016
AfricanApple:
if he ban am, we go ban kaftan

What happened to ur bbm?
Education / Re: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by captcochrane(m): 3:10pm On Dec 23, 2015
OleiNads , come and vote for ur school o, bring Debby along too tongue
Education / Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander's Graduation/induction Ceremony by captcochrane(m): 7:33pm On Dec 22, 2015
OLeiNads:
AWA LOMO LADOKE.......AWA LOKIN OBA EYE

Who's this local boy angry
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by captcochrane(m): 9:43pm On Dec 21, 2015
Waliyllahi:

Lautech over UI? U cant be serious. Irrespective of d circumstances both are nt comparable especially for medicine. Pls get ur facts right

Hehehehe, Hahaha
Bros e, relax

Both have medical schools, so they are comparable on that basis grin

And what fact are u talking about undecided
Abeg, let my lautech sister respond jor
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by captcochrane(m): 2:52pm On Dec 21, 2015
quivah:

abeg chill!

lautech is a very slow school.. I assume medicine calendar isn't the same as other Depts..
no one here is talking about their accreditation problem which caused some delays to the old students. I refer to their overall academic calendar.

now we were comparing about two schools calendar.. I don't see how I'm badmouthing lautech by picking ui as the best,when its fact .. I'm a student there!

Hmmmm, I'm a med student there, so I can tell you authoritatively
Remove the strike and crisis, i'll take lautech over UI.

If you are talking about fast calendar, go to ilorin
Shalom
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by captcochrane(m): 7:32am On Dec 21, 2015
quivah:

If you are complaining about ui's slow calendar.. Then forget about lautech, its slower!!
UI is your best bet

Youngwoman, stop spoiling lautech 's market now, seriously the worst is over, only the old students have suffered, the new ones would enjoy

Moreso, the calendar is still 6yrs, it's the strike and the crisis that usually make it bad smiley
Romance / Re: Is This A Pay Back Time Or punishment ? (screen Short) by captcochrane(m): 11:08am On Oct 11, 2015
FriedPlantain:
grin grin


E get one boy like that Uche wey steal my original Kito sandals (the one wey dey get light) when we still dey live for face me I face back then as a kid. Him steal the sandal run go dey live with him maa'le for Ojuelegba. Till today, I never use my eyes see the guy again.

I don go Facebook search him name, him dey live for Malaysia now. I dey watch the guy, anytime wey him come Naija, e don be for the guy be that. Omo ale jati jati! angry

Calm down bro grin
I guess you go collect the sandal back wink
Politics / Re: Picture Of Emir Sanusi's Wife, Sa'adatu Barkindo-Musdafa by captcochrane(m): 2:36am On Sep 30, 2015
hinwazaka:
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE NEW BRIDE OF SANUSI, THEN AM AFRAID THAT YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE. I HAVE SEEN HER, AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT SHE IS ACTUALLY 15 AND NOT A VIRGIN. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LOSS OF HER VIRGINITY. THIS PICTURE IS NOT THAT OF HIS BRIDE. THE SANUSI, I KNOW, WILL NEVER ALLOW ANYONE SEE HER EVER AGAIN.

Mtcheeeew

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Health / Re: Pls Tell Me The Meaning Of This Semen Analysis by captcochrane(m): 6:25pm On Jul 24, 2015
Gentlevirgin:
I need a doctor to tell me the meaning of this result
Vol= 1.2
Ph= 7.5
Epithelial cells = +/hpf
Pus cell = 3-4/hpf
Active= 00%
Sluggish = 00%
Non Motile= 100%
Normal = 00%
Abnormal = 100%
8.9million sperm cell per ml
Culture isolate = moderate coliform

That is the result of my dh semen analysis and we hv been trying to conceive since 2years ago

This is exclusively abnormal, it is called OAT syndrome angry

But

I don't think this result is real, I think there is a problem most likely from how the sample was collected, or the laboratory
The test should be repeated in a standard lab
Romance / Re: Some Professions That Will Likely Lead You To Divorce. by captcochrane(m): 8:47am On Jul 18, 2015
Ni
Sile12:
8. Psychiatrist/Psychologist.

These professionals are on this list despite being the ones that all other professionals on this list should run to when they need help to overcome mental and emotional issues that may be affecting their marriages. Psychiatrists and psychologists can be very difficult people to be married to because they will tend to treat their spouses like their patients, and consider their spouses as the ones with the problem; never themselves. It is also possible for a psychiatrist or a psychologist to manipulate his or her spouse because he or she has the trainingneeded to get into people’s heads, a situation that can be very disturbing to a spouse. Furthermore, since a patient is supposed to open up to these professionals, their patients might disclose too much information and start getting involved in activities that could threaten their marriages.

Hmmmm, dunno about the psychologists, but psychiatrist would not likely go through that, most are so "thick"

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Romance / Re: Some Professions That Will Likely Lead You To Divorce. by captcochrane(m): 8:43am On Jul 18, 2015
Sile12:
2. Nurse/Caregiver.


One way to kill a marriage is to stop spending quality time with your spouse, a situation that can arise due to either neglect or a tight work schedule. Nurses and caretakers tend to have the worst working hours in environments where theyare constantly surrounded by pain and suffering. A normal day at work for a nurse can involve losing a patient, dealing with a stressful patient, or even dealing with extremely demanding bosses. When you add up the above stress with extra-long and unsocial working hours, you get a partner who will really need you to put in all you have to make the marriage exciting.Furthermore, the care they have to give to all their patients can overstretch, in some cases, to offering other benefits that can tear down a marriage. The many nurses and caregivers with thriving marriages never lose sight of how important their marriages are, despite the challenges.

Why always them angry
Education / Re: If You Can Pronounce This Whole Poem, You Speak English Better Than 90% Of Us by captcochrane(m): 9:07pm On Jul 07, 2015
AfricanApple:
.

I sent u an invite with another pin
Education / Re: If You Can Pronounce This Whole Poem, You Speak English Better Than 90% Of Us by captcochrane(m): 7:55pm On Jul 07, 2015
AfricanApple:
unfortunately you can't sad

Hey
I sent u a mail
Family / Re: This Lady Has Been Missing For 445 Days Now (photo) by captcochrane(m): 9:01pm On Jul 03, 2015
RJayson:
bad guy.

angry angry angry
Family / Re: This Lady Has Been Missing For 445 Days Now (photo) by captcochrane(m): 7:31pm On Jul 03, 2015
angry angry

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Religion / Re: The Creation- How Compelling Is The Christian Narative? by captcochrane(m): 10:47am On Jun 28, 2015
While I read
Romance / Re: Is The Man Wise Or Stingy? by captcochrane(m): 9:14pm On Jun 27, 2015
Aminat508:

Photo: is this man wise or stingy?




Source:https://mobile.twitter.com/mustygarbaa/status/614853779251462145

The young woman who hates doctors cool

You are now a fp star grin
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode Reacts To Gay Law In USA by captcochrane(m): 9:09pm On Jun 27, 2015
plaetton:



Unfortunately, we in Africa are still too primitive, animistic and unappreciative of our own collective history to understand what "a right" is.

Can u hear yourself angry
What collective history is this man talking about? Homosexuality?
Maybe you are a descendant of those families that were banished from our land because of the abomination your fore fathers committed

Unfortunately they didn't tell you the truth

May God have mercy on your soul cry

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Family / Re: Let's Talk About Autism.... by captcochrane(m): 6:09pm On Jun 23, 2015
forlahkhe:
Yeah, u'r right. Anoda cause of down syndrome is PROLONGED labour.

No
Prolonged labour may cause brain damage (HIE) to the child

It's similar to down syndrome with the mental retardation, but down syndrome doesn't have problem of posture and movement, though may be delayed
Family / Re: Let's Talk About Autism.... by captcochrane(m): 3:12pm On Jun 23, 2015
forlahkhe:

Thank u jare*thumb up*, pls ao do we prevent both or mange both?

Incidence of down syndrome increases with the mother's age, 35years and above, the chance of giving birth to down increases

However, there is one variant that usually occur with young mothers, though it's just about 5%

So to prevent giving birth to a down child, have all your babies before 35years: this is not absolute


For autism, I guess most times, it is inherited from the father or mother
Though, the parent might not manifest it like that (it's actually a spectrum)

grin one has to take his/her partner for psychiatric evaluation including the family history to avoid risk of having autistic child grin

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Family / Re: Let's Talk About Autism.... by captcochrane(m): 3:03pm On Jun 23, 2015
MarvellousGod:
Here to read comments and learn...


Please what do you have to say about a kid of 4years who doesn't talk/interact, he makes sounds and you can only understand when he tries to call mummy.. is it normal bikonu? They've been to the hospital severally and they said nothing is wrong. . Anyone with another view?

Apart from "talking problem", any other abnormalities?
If he has problem with posture and walking, could be cerebral palsy

If it's only talking/interactions, could be autistic disorder

I'll suggest the child should be taken to a pediatrics psychitrist
Family / Re: History Youngest Parents (photos) by captcochrane(m): 8:32am On Jun 19, 2015
angryand I am still here
Phones / Re: MTN Smart S720i Smartphone Owners by captcochrane(m): 12:21am On Jun 18, 2015
Ewuro4:


Okay.

Hey I couldn't get ahold of anyone with genuine info regarding that stuff we talked about. You should look into my location though not my exact area of exp but can get first hand info for you wink

Thanks ma
I will appreciate that
cool

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Phones / Re: MTN Smart S720i Smartphone Owners by captcochrane(m): 9:53pm On Jun 15, 2015
Ewuro4:


What phone?

grin
It's the MTN smart s720i phone
Phones / Re: MTN Smart S720i Smartphone Owners by captcochrane(m): 5:32pm On Jun 15, 2015
Please, my battery is bad, can I get/buy another one?

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