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FamilyRe: My Wife Has Crazy Temper Tantrums by captcochrane(m): 5:34pm On Jan 08, 2014
Caracta: Do we really have such professionals in Nigeria. I just hope the woman will agree to see one. That's if she doesn't break 16 bottles on his head first.
yes yes, we av, we av many

16 bottles........its part of their training to handle dt
FamilyRe: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by captcochrane(m): 10:56am On Jan 08, 2014
grin
fact #2
RomanceRe: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by captcochrane(m): 7:35am On Jan 08, 2014
i will
1) get a divorce
2) sue her for impersonation
3) she'll pay damages
4) she'll pay compensations
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by captcochrane(m): 10:37am On Jan 06, 2014
@op, i dont tink caracta is an igbo lady

or av u changed ur mind ni
RomanceRe: Don't Fight Your Man Over Cheating by captcochrane(m): 9:55am On Jan 06, 2014
yorex2011: rubbish analogy.....
suegbe
RomanceRe: Menses On Wedding Night? by captcochrane(m): 9:33am On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=Mynd_44]Not really. If she calculates when it will show and she finds out it might ruin the wedding night, she can decide to help herself[/quote]dokita kosongbo, calculate wetinhuh
cos of 1 nitehuh
oshiscope
PoliticsRe: NTA Is A National Disgrace And Public Money Blackhole. by captcochrane(m): 8:25am On Jan 06, 2014
liberty300: And what's with that reporter that can't pronounce his name rite : "mu-ham-mad abu-kar-do"
ah ah, dts ow he has been pronuncing it since
RomanceRe: Don't Fight Your Man Over Cheating by captcochrane(m): 8:18am On Jan 06, 2014
pweetixandy: ,"men are
polygamous in nature"

^^ diS Saying is wrng..we african women jst luv to Settle for shit..

U mean God created men to be PolygamistS?



Oh Lord!
a key is designed to open a padlock, but if it can unlock more dan 1, no problem

dont 4get a padlock many key can unlock is useless
Nairaland GeneralRe: 70 Percent Of Nairalanders Are MORONS by captcochrane(m): 8:13am On Jan 06, 2014
u are wat my bro wd call a NONENTITY
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 12:39pm On Jan 05, 2014
zicoraads: U amaze me really. I don't claim to know everything as no one does but God. Pple have interests in difft aspects of life..buh wat i have bin saying all morning is 'basics'...thr are certain things dat are referred to as general studies. Dat is why it is done as a compulsory elective in higher institutions cos its 'general'...meant fr everybody. Knowing certain fins is general knowledge...others are not. Thanks fr the Soyinka...Achebe ish Dow. Make I Google am tell u the answer a beg.
it's just to tel u u can't say u know more dan some1 from A to Z
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 12:35pm On Jan 05, 2014
[quote author=Elli-dude]No offence#

Could you quit flaunting your knowledge?

No one is dull here..Besides we're just derailing the thread..[/quote]chief, i'm not flaunting any knowledge here, i neva studied literature, it's just those tins i learnt in jss2

i asked d guy cos he tinks he's a genius

nd d other guy, he tinks he's smart
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 12:24pm On Jan 05, 2014
naturalwaves: Asking this question already shows that you are not intelligent because if you are, you will know that the answer can easily be googled. So, I am no longer surprised that you don't understand the points we are trying to pass across.

Moreover, the question you asked is not a basic question. It has to do with special interest not basics. One might not know the answer but at least, one should know who Wole Soyinka is. Some girls will still ask you who he is.
nd i guess u tink u're intelligent?
U google it and tel me d answer now
Some of u guys assume u cerebrate at d same level with others, dt's a level of unintelligence

moreover, i asked d guy because he tinks he knows everything

he who does not know, {is not a f.o.o.l} nd thinks he knows {is a compd.......}
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 12:01pm On Jan 05, 2014
zicoraads: Hahahahhaahhahaaaa...wow...Lol. U really got me laffing. Are u kidding me? That's so cheap even for u...don't let the pix deceive u love. You can't best me on any sensitive..educative issue,and I can bet ma life on it young lady. Try something else...dat didn't get me one tiny bit...#winks#
so u tink u know everything?

Wole shoyinka nd j.p clark wrote a poem {separately} d same title; wat's dt poem, mr know all
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 11:57am On Jan 05, 2014
Caracta: But that doesn't make them dumb or unintelligent. Both of them would probably win me hands-down in sports or any other field.

These days, people have different orientations about relationships. You expect your partner to be perfect in all ways. But i'm afraid, it doesn't work that way. If you love him/her enough, you would find a way to teach her the basic things you think he/she should know. Some women don't like football, but they tag along because their partners are crazy about football. So they sit, watch and sleep on the couch before the end of first-half grin Ask them about the match the next day and they would groan, simply because their interest is in something else. Does that make them boring? I think not.
cool
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 11:31am On Jan 05, 2014
Caracta: Reminds me of an episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire in 2010, a young man was asked who sang "You are my African queen". This man looked up and down for few minutes, then opted to call a friend. I was furious because I felt it was a simple question. I was even shouting "Tuface" in front of my TV.

Funny enough, his friend told him the answer was Dbanj.
they're both borin madam
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 10:53am On Jan 05, 2014
[quote author=Mynd_44]But is that a measure of how boring, current or intelligent they are?

Nonsense[/quote]so tel me d measure o
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 9:58am On Jan 05, 2014
[quote author=Mynd_44]Oh really? I can bet half the people on this thread can't recite the second stanza of the national anthem. Some others dont know the national pledge. What does that make them?[/quote]not normal
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 9:42am On Jan 05, 2014
[quote author=Mynd_44]Why not ask her where her interest lies and then see if she won't come out tops there? I know a NL mod whose religious beliefs dont agree with the politics systems of the world. He does not vote and he does not recite the National anthem. Do you think he gives 2 effs who the senate president is?

Intelligence is not a general thing. If you had gone into where she is versed and she came out short, then you can call her names if not, stop this.

And besides, the OP has said he found out, I am guessing he left her to her perceived ignorance so what's the thread for?[/quote]so knowing david mark is politics?
do i av to study literature to know wole shoyinka, chinua achebe, j.p clark, peter abrahams etchuh

do i av to be a soldier to know ak47 is a gunhuh

do i need to be an engineer to know they put water inside radiator?

u dont need to be a doctor to know mortuary is for corpse nd not a restaurant

wat are u saying in essencehuh
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 8:59am On Jan 05, 2014
zicoraads: You dey make me laff! Even in financial circles-whch I bliv u roll in-not every one is familiar with that shit. Ur trying to come up with an excuse for most lady's inadequacies is making u look n sound foolish.
too borin of u, y'll u say dt to a lady
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Ladies Are Boring...not Current! by captcochrane(m): 8:52am On Jan 05, 2014
Caracta: Correct jare. Others are boring except you.
dts not popular jo
can u compare it wit d 4 girls in my group (bookworms) who didnt know d name of d senate president nd speaker house of rep
RomanceRe: Is This True About Nigeria Girls? by captcochrane(m): 8:32am On Jan 05, 2014
ElJay07: '
wuraola
RomanceRe: How Do I Leave Her by captcochrane(m): 8:18am On Jan 05, 2014
[quote author=Circle-Of-Wilis]the op meant 11months not years[/quote]infact, ur name dey work gud for u, blood's flowing wel
or maybe d op dey get foreign aid wel wel
RomanceRe: A Letter Of Apology For Being Too Jealous. by captcochrane(m): 8:11am On Jan 05, 2014
[quote author=tpia@]these nlers and their online hookups.[/quote]are they illegal?
RomanceRe: What Do I Tell My Friend Now, Help? by captcochrane(m): 9:34am On Jan 04, 2014
nothin
RomanceRe: 6 Signs Your Ex Still Loves You by captcochrane(m): 8:28am On Jan 04, 2014
Aminat508: EX mtchewww! Awon were, he won use am do once debe debe forever...my ex is my Ex, he is surely part of my past story
were bawo
once a debe, it's a debe for lyf naani
wa mokan ni o
Foreign AffairsRe: foreigners chillout joint. by captcochrane(m): 6:58am On Jan 04, 2014
[quote author=chris_villa]Hey guys...
We dont have to insult ourselves to drive our points home.
.
All4naija,thanks for your writing...
We dont have sides bro,lets try to understand each other.
.
@captocochrane(I wonder what that meant)
Your words are harsh,
totally uncool.
.
Calm it down guys...[/quote]so to call some ppl primitive is cool? smh

nd u can keep wondering

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