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RomanceRe: Ladies You Can Now Lock Your Husband's Male Organ [pics] by captcochrane(m): 6:36pm On Jan 03, 2014
Lionbite: ori iya e lo yi
hey dude, u can start by getting one for ur mum to be used on ur dad

nd everything seems to point to - u had cerebral palsy den
Foreign AffairsRe: foreigners chillout joint. by captcochrane(m): 6:26pm On Jan 03, 2014
all4naija: How is that stupidity when both of you have displayed some romantic behaviors here in your previous posts. I can now understand why you choose to be one of those ladies who are players by nature. And, that is not good to be seeing in a young lady coming from Mzansi, the nation of unclad people.Nevertheless, there is nothing wrong to be desperate about a lady and I think Chris_Villa has made that clear in his case. It doesn't necessarily means he must be in 'romance section' of the forum to be romantic though.

What do you mean you aren't his type? This superiority and I-am-better-than-your-type idea or can't-offer-me-what-I-want is very uncivilized about your posts. I would rather you look deep down inside and accept somebody who has done so much to be close to you. This is one of the simple reasons lucky bastards always have the best of ladies because they just tricked them into it. Chris_Villas seems to look like a nice guy to me. Indeed, it is time you consider him for the second time because that guy is a hottie. He must be a hunk the way he talks and not just only a hunk but the sensible one who respects ladies. Just give him a chance!

No, I am not ignorant about using the term Zulu for South Africans. I have explained here before that Zulu connotes primitive black South Africans, being it Xhosas, Sotho or Zulus, in my posts than the general definition. It is time you accept what I mean by the word.

Thank you.
it's either u're drunk or u're on drugs or u're on town parol{why u can use phone}

as much as i don't wanna act lyk woman wrapper, i hate ppl displaying a very high level of lack of judgement

wat romance are u talking about? Just few chats? U must be a learner

nd chris is now d prince charming for ur mind? Y not connect him wit one of ur sis

once again, u're exhibiting a very high level of lack of judgement{an i.diot} for referring to some ppl as primitive
RomanceRe: Ladies You Can Now Lock Your Husband's Male Organ [pics] by captcochrane(m): 6:11pm On Jan 03, 2014
Rubbish of d century
na so i go leave my tin make one yeye girl lock am
ori gbogbo yin lo yi
TravelRe: How Many States In Nigeria Have You Been To? by captcochrane(m): 2:39pm On Jan 03, 2014
Aminat508: I was born in oshun state, osogbo..
I hve travel to:
Kwara
Osun
Ondo
Ekiti
Oyo
Lagos
Kaduna
Nasarawa
Abuja
Kebbi
Niger
Porthacourt
Bayelsa
Edo state
Delta
Kano
Jos
And outside nigeria:
Ghana
Cotonu
Abidjan
And all na by road ooooo..mehnn I enjoy traveling alot
seriously? U try o

nd u live in osogbo?
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by captcochrane(m): 2:35pm On Jan 03, 2014
pembisco: ..nd i guess physiology studnts ar accounting students ryt? Zombie, u dnt evn knw d guy said nd jst joined him wit his arogance. Dnt evn boda knwing my scl nd dept cos u knw natin .
lol, dt's why u don't know how to calculate simple bmi?
O bo lowo e
HealthRe: Why Is It That Female Doctors And Nurses Are Rude? by captcochrane(m): 10:28am On Jan 03, 2014
deols: I dont think female doctors are rude. undecided

But I have seen some rude nurses. It does not even mean they all are.
Female doctors are not only rude, they're very very proud
Yes, nd it's majority of dem
i know few humble ones anyway
RomanceRe: She Said She Don't Like A Hausa Guy *crying Profusely* by captcochrane(m): 10:25pm On Jan 02, 2014
Caracta: Lol...yes. I don't like following many threads. Mention my name and I'll appear. I can also use it to search for the comments of anybody cheesy
thumbs up, i've learnt sth
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by captcochrane(m): 10:16pm On Jan 02, 2014
corruptst: Could u pls tell us how u arrived at ur value mr genius?
Moreover, healthy BMI range is within the range18.5 - 24.9
i tink so many ppl dey form doctor here, me self go join now
RomanceRe: She Said She Don't Like A Hausa Guy *crying Profusely* by captcochrane(m): 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2014
Caracta: Type your username in the box, click on local search (not Google).
so u always type ur name there?
Dt's nice
Thank u
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by captcochrane(m): 10:02pm On Jan 02, 2014
corruptst: This is pure thrash! U r a disgrace to Medical School. That's essentially if u r one. It's better to keep quiet than open ur mouth to display how f00lish u are.
BMI is calculated by dividing your weight in kg by the square of your height in m.
Not square root as indicated.
And if u wanna use a height, u have to use realistic ones. It's not possible for anyone to b 5.6m tall. Thats like 560cm. What planet are u from?
From my calculation of d op's BMI, it's 55/(1.7*1.7) = 19.03

@op, go siddon. U r definitely within a healthy weight range. Anybody that advises you to gain weight must b your enemy.
lol, a real disaster of monumental magnitude
Even non-medical studs know ow to calculate bmi

abeg help me ask am his sch, nd course cos physiology stud too dey call demselves med stud
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by captcochrane(m): 9:53pm On Jan 02, 2014
sad
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by captcochrane(m): 9:52pm On Jan 02, 2014
@op, don't mind dem o, i fully understand ur worry
weight is not ur problem, it's ur physique, u want to look bigger dan dt, u want more flesh on ur bone

-U av to increase d number of times u eat
-Eat in-between meals
-Try to eat late in d night, though not too healthy but it helps
-increase ur carbohydrate nd protein consumption, glucose wil cause release of insulin, u store more energy, synthesize protein for ur muscles, nd form more adipose tissue
-u don't need excess fat
-try d gym, d instructors wd help u, go there regularly, 30mins per day is enough
-keep nigeria clean
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by captcochrane(m): 9:39pm On Jan 02, 2014
Caracta: @OP, I don't even weigh up to that. I envy you small o
u're probably shorter dan him, nd he's supposed to av a higher bone mass
u wd get pregnant nd gain abt 12kg, he'll only loose some pounds in dt process
HealthRe: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by captcochrane(m): 9:33pm On Jan 02, 2014
claremont: Your current Body Mass Index (BMI), calculated using the data you provided, is 19.6. The WHO guidelines for a healthy BMI range for a man of your age is 17-22, which means that you are at the healthy weight range for your age and sex. Relax!
han!! 17-22huh For where?

I used to know 18.5-24.9 as normal, below 18.5 is underweight
RomanceRe: She Said She Don't Like A Hausa Guy *crying Profusely* by captcochrane(m): 9:23pm On Jan 02, 2014
Caracta: Lol...thanks to the local search.
ow does it work, i don't seem to get understand d tin
RomanceRe: She Said She Don't Like A Hausa Guy *crying Profusely* by captcochrane(m): 7:07pm On Jan 02, 2014
Caracta: Huh?
so fast?
RomanceRe: She Said She Don't Like A Hausa Guy *crying Profusely* by captcochrane(m): 6:18pm On Jan 02, 2014
experimentist: ohhhh! Caracta, I like the way she talks and I don't mind having her.. She's my kinda girl. Do u knw her tribe? I've been looking for her, where can I find her pls? cry
RomanceRe: She Said She Don't Like A Hausa Guy *crying Profusely* by captcochrane(m): 6:07pm On Jan 02, 2014
experimentist: ohhhh! Caracta, I like the way she talks and I don't mind having her.. She's my kinda girl. Do u knw her tribe? I've been looking for her, where can I find her pls? cry
ah, me i no know o

search for her now, u can pm her
RomanceRe: She Said She Don't Like A Hausa Guy *crying Profusely* by captcochrane(m): 5:32pm On Jan 02, 2014
experimentist: ok sard, hope to find one very soon. I'm growing outa patience cry
no be u dey eye caracta 2/3 days agohuh

nd u're tellin us cock nd bull story here

God dey o
FamilyRe: Ultimate Guide To 2014 (For Nigerian Ladies) by captcochrane(m): 4:14pm On Jan 02, 2014
oh yes, FYI, godfather is contesting powerfully for d next presidential election

e ma so ibo yin nu o, godfather ni ke te fun o

longlive godmother
ComputersRe: 11 Reasons You Should Quit Facebook In 2014 by captcochrane(m): 8:30am On Jan 02, 2014
did they interview any obinna or tundehuh
wetin consign me abt wat 1 tom or valley feels

its high tym we started our own study
Foreign AffairsRe: foreigners chillout joint. by captcochrane(m): 5:05am On Jan 02, 2014
all4naija: There is nothing wrong in calling you Zulu as long as you are South African black. In my case it represents primitive people of that society, that is what I usually connote with the word ZULU.

Thank you.
thats not cool, nd u guys shd stop it

nd u, wd u accept calling all nigerians igbo? she is SOTHO!!!!!

u've spoilt d fun here
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is It Right For A Pastor To Own A Hotel? by captcochrane(m): 1:34pm On Jan 01, 2014
i see dis in fp- propheshy
Christianity EtcRe: 2014 Prophecies By Pastor Adeboye (RCCG) by captcochrane(m): 1:28pm On Jan 01, 2014
[quote author=tayor_k]I pity some guys, de will come here and be insulting some man of God.....no matter what, if he is real or fake, don't judge him cus it shorten d days of ur life,be wise[/quote]ah ah, listen to urself now

u saw dt in d bible or its anoda prophecy?

elomii go gan o
Christianity EtcRe: 2014 Prophecies By Pastor Adeboye (RCCG) by captcochrane(m): 12:47pm On Jan 01, 2014
Eisenhower: I pity you and your children.
mstcheeeeeeeew
Foreign AffairsRe: foreigners chillout joint. by captcochrane(m): 9:23am On Jan 01, 2014
HumbledbYGrace: sis maan, how dare youhuh Y don't you follow your brother around and see how many monikers with an 'f' infront of them he is toasting? Give me a break, and by the way, nl boysundecided they are so not worth the stress.
grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG To Start 100 Days Fasting in January 2014 by captcochrane(m): 9:03am On Jan 01, 2014
juventino: Leave the matter. That man na thief, period! grin
yes yes, a big thief
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG To Start 100 Days Fasting in January 2014 by captcochrane(m): 8:56am On Jan 01, 2014
thisisayus: why do u think your likes are still alive? Your power? Y is the country not @ war?
asse!! so na ur fasting dey keep ppl alive?

nd u tink naija is not @ war?

smh

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