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HumbledbYGrace: Boron I saw your pic, and Chris I saw the pics too.

na we fyn pass abi, chris's prettier dan dt bloody civilian, lol

boron10: Oboy, see jealousy o. So person nor dey toast fine babe again?

lol, u had beta toast so dt u can toast another day; simply because we won't hesitate to blow u up if u pose a big threat

chriiiiiiissssss!!! Tym to prepare for engagement {hope i get d correct terminology} lol

[quote author=chris_villa].
As she said,I'm a gentleman.
Atleast I knew some guys was here before me so I dare not close the gate of heaven after entering...[/quote]av u been taken rum? which kind gentleman be dt - d guy has entered enemy territory, lol, one warning nd u shoot him down

nd chris, nobody's entering d heaven again, u shd do sth we call 'zona reaction'

[quote author=chris_villa].
I know when somebody crosses boundary[/quote]chriiiiiiisssss!!! wat're u waiting for? Order to whip dt boron's a.r.s?

Dt guy must be a learner

[quote author=chris_villa].
Gist ko Beast ni!!
I'm also learning yoruba.
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I don't think its cool to kiss and tell...
We are still in intros [/quote]lol, e no gud o, u started d tin here o, b4 u took it pm - dts sheating man

nd y r u learnin yoruba, stalkin anoda girl lol

by d way, av u watched everybody hate chris

HumbledbYGrace: Lol he does sound scary and sure sounds like a bad boy.

chris is not a bad boy, he's a soldier, all those tins keep him goin

chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss!!!!, am waitin 4 d gist na, or we shd learn d sotho, lol, together

not too gud

but i heard dt in saudi, attacking d government is treason, d guy probably knows dt b4 he started his cyber stuff, he shd av done it outside d country

where there's no law, no sin; d guy knew d law

nd is saudi arabia same as Islam??

donroxy: U won't get better by crying , u won't get her by crying and u won't sustain her by crying !


Stop crying and be a MAN , u fuc.k.er !

funny money counter, gud to see u again

plus hope they don snatch ya waif

[quote author=chris_villa].
Nobody is a vege bro,just that we dont have opportunities to harness our skillz.[/quote]u're not wrong, i've always wished to be able to do sth, break some heads, kick some butts, whip arses, unfortunately i receive all these

can i stil be a soldier

Oh chris, don't 4get to tel us how ur new found zulu luf is going,
cheers

HumbledbYGrace: I send you a pm

oooooooo Lord of mercy!!!

Anyways, u guys shd let us know how it ended

nd chris, looks scary really but i lyk it, i wish i'm lyk u, nd not a bloody helpless vegetable

u kidding me?

medicine nd mass communication? with d same wassce/ssce?

or its anoda tale by d moonlight?

e ra mi kale!!!!

i suddenly started lafin; u want mynd out? cant u guys see his signature?


he's ready for u, since 1934, e ma pe nibe


anyways, pls oga mynd, pardon us

donroxy: I didn't generalised, I said Majority !

And some Naija Doc who can afford the fee are getting trained abroad after their Normal 7 years here 6years + a year of Housemanship !


So what is a Joke about it, abi When a MedDoc fails to apply a Particular Procedure due to lackadaisical behaviour and Lost his patient in that respect ...... What do we call that !!


One day ,Nigeria will advanced to a stage of sueing you Docs ! ''Death=Act of God'' will soon change to ''lets meet in Court'' !!


I love y'all,Docs for our lives,its safety !!

awe, kini n se o gan, wat do u know to assess d quality of a doctor or wats ur yardstick.......o de n tutukutu latana,

ti inu ba si bimi, mo le gbayawo e ooo

anyways, we luf u too for keepin our money safe, botilejepe awon kan ni won n ko je

Aminat508: . Lols..o swious, am talking frm experience oooo!! Sme doctors ehnnn! I no go talk again ooo

oh, maybe some1 shd prove u wrong young woman, hatin docs is not healthy

donroxy: Don't mind all the ladies on this thread posting ''I hate Docs,I hate Docs'' ..... If a Doc should ask any of them out tonight,most of them are gonna give a ''Yeah,why not'' !!


IDT female Docs are promiscuos but Majority of Male Docs are Highly Promiscuos and it is not their fault,it is because most ladies already soften for a Doc before He even say the words !!

It is the Prestige, ''My Hubby,BF,Fiance is a DOC'' ...... Shikena, even when He doesn't pay the Bills !!!


We Accountants also get 'em (girls) already softened ''who doesn't like the Dude behind the Money,Only that they make us spend it or No show .......

I have reservations for Nigerian Docs : They aint adequately trained and most of them are simply Bullsh.i.t and quacks on the Job but Excellent on Bedmatics !!!



I love Female Docs sha ooo , and One of 'em is my hmmmm !

if u say female doc are promiscous, wat abt nurses mtcheeeeew, isokuso!!!!!

nd naija docs, quack u know next to notin, an average nigerian doc can work nd compete successfully anywhere, we read d same textbook, nd human being hasnt changed, d only tin is d technology wc doesnt make a doc

ASSE

hmmmmm, me tink its natural, even male friends tend to respect nd lyk doc a bit more

for girls, some tink doc are rich, but they'll be disappointed, some d way they dress (av seen some) nd ultimately, some1 dt treated u wen u tink u may die, y wont u lyk him

1 oda tin, i tink ppl respect some1 dt av seen dem unclad more dan oda ppl, am i wrong?

POPE II: Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah “I bear witness that there is no god except Allah” Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah “And I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah

^ this is the shahada , please explain the bolded part

i tink u ansad d question- god is any other tin u worship apart from 1 true God, nd d statement can be rephrased as "there's nobody worthy of worship except Allah (God )"
Nd yea, i always envy those dt speak arabic fluently, u guys shd just take tym nd listen to beautiful recitations, with open minds, u'll lyk it

FrancisTony: ahaa, i'm not yoruba but i understand a bit though! I never said that olorun/olodumare is god but a yoruba name for God. Ermmm, but allah is a name for the arabian pre-islamic half moon which Mohammed modernised to ur religion. Shine ur eye bruv!!

child of my moda, wat den is d arabic translation of God

@op, wd u guys say Olorun/Olodumare (i dont know if u're yoruba) is an idol? no u wont because they're yoruba translations for God - so, Allah has been d translation 4 God since d beginning of arabian/arabic
nd moreso, wd u say u're forced to read nd write in english in skul because u're igbo/yoruba/hausa? no u wont cos dts wat we regard as standard for education here in nigeria - so arabic is d standard for Islam
u said why didnt our Prophet destroy kabbah? no he didnt nd wouldnt, why? because it was built by prophet Ibrahim AS nd his son; Ismail AS to worship Almighty Allah, so my broda, Muhammad SAW only cleansed d kabbah by ejectin d idolators

kennybelle: Have u been longing to make it to d frontpage? Cos i dnt see anything special in Aki clocking 36; congrats to him anyway!

chief, u're kenny-belle not bad-belle, let d poor man make fp (he even has) now

igbati mi o go, its even a taboo in our haus to mari a girl lyk dt, she must miss her period: nd wedding go happen lyk 2 months b4 delivery
dt is y we always sing "a ti segbeyawo tan, a tun n bowa komo" meanin we don do weddin, we stil dey come 4 namin

hmmmmm, i agree its moon halos which doesnt mean anoda planet is enclosin our moon - if we saw d same tin (sori dont know how to paste images yet) den its just reflection of d light from d moon by some ice crystals blah blah blah



nd moreso, i tink i've seen it so many times b4 (courtesy of transparent ceiling nd pan, lol)

Caracta:

o yea, i tink its obvious, knowin u here in less dan a wk, i wd av said d same tin (save d women comrade tin, yet to see dt part)

kip it up

bukatyne: hi,

are you a mind reader?

i love the smell of the soil when it rains especially at the beginning of the rainy season

i guess we are destined to be farmers; what''s your take?

@OP: God will keep you and wifey and grant her a safe delivery. you both will grow old together and your love will continually blossom.

threads like this dey sweet my belle

name your daughter Atinuke

un un, farmer ke, brickayer nko
anyway, dt smell of d sand brings relief, i guess almost everybody dts conscious of it wd lyk it.........i luv it



@op, wish ur wife safe delivery, nd u try o, moinmoin laarin oru!!!! me dont tink i fit do am o

jeffizy: I'm not talking about the average policeman/policewoman.
Let's talk about the military.
Will you marry a man or woman who's primary occupation is to protect his/her fatherland which may involve killing another human if situation warrants?

In other words will you marry someone who has been trained and licensed to kill?

dis 1 no hold water, plenty men dey outside
pls ow can i join d military after 1st degree

Hhh

so nobody saw d surgeon??
cant really blame u ppl, u dont know wat happens in theatre
anyway he stood for dt long hours, 23!!!
THAT MAKES HIM A LEGEND

Caracta: Ghen ghen!

u've been funi from d start, lol, caracta indeed


wat if ur boss enters while u set d twins free nd needs u to go somewhere immediately...........

speedyboi: Those were words of Paul ....,,,not Jesus. These apostles were humans like us....they also made mistakes. It's your duty as a christian to learn from their mistakes and also copy their right ways. You shouldn't take everything hook, line and sinker! Only the words that came out of Jesus mouth is devoid of any errors.




My opinion

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speedyboi: Those were words of Paul ....,,,not Jesus. These apostles were humans like us....they also made mistakes. It's your duty as a christian to learn from their mistakes and also copy their right ways. You shouldn't take everything hook, line and sinker! Only the words that came out of Jesus mouth is devoid of any errors.




My opinion

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speedyboi: Those were words of Paul ....,,,not Jesus. These apostles were humans like us....they also made mistakes. It's your duty as a christian to learn from their mistakes and also copy their right ways. You shouldn't take everything hook, line and sinker! Only the words that came out of Jesus mouth is devoid of any errors.




My opinion

den u're saying majority of wats in d bible contain errorssssssses cos most are not jesus's words.
so therefore, u've said bible is word of jesus, paul nd co, nd not word of God unless ur own God can make mistake nd errors
child of my moda, shine ur eye

point of correction, boy of the match

my 2nd comment on NL









kini ki n so naa oooooooo?