₦airaland Forum

Welcome to Nigeria, a country where law enforcement would rather save the life of livestock than thier fellow humans, I swear I hate this police force, someone close to me was kidnapped and they couldn't even do shit we had to bargain with the kidnappers..

IDIOT COUNTRY, IDIOT LAW ENFORCEMENT

Till it's in Nigeria lol not sure lecturers will let any beautiful girl here rest till they are both dating somehow

This news is coming on niaraland late na, by the way everyone should be careful, December is around the corner, everyone wants to get rich

Newboss:
Not all doctors will stop you.

I insist you meet a medical doctor to prescribe something for you. They know all the easy ways. If you choose a painful way, you'll regret dying when you finally die. In fact, you won't be able to rest in peace

and what makes you think I won't rest in peace, you've not been to the other side, the only regret the dead will ever have is if all they did on Earth was unleash evil and did bad apart from that they prefer to be dead

Chukapage:
Vaults are built with MERCURY a natural element with strong supernatural effects. Them no born anybody well to disappear into a Bank vaults.

you hit the nail on the head there, mercury was used to imprison evil Egyptian gods in the past and prevented them from teleportation, that's just one of the secrets banks use

TSpayne:
Garki, Abuja

The euphoria is second to none.

I Know, it's similar to heroin unfortunately I'm not in abj

IceColdVeins:
Oya drop account number make credit alert kee you

NO

TSpayne:
Come over to my office.

I will give an overdose of morphine from IV drip.

You won't even feel a thing.

sounds like a good idea, where are you based and how much do you charge, I don't mind paying any amount so long as I leave this Earth with a smile on my face

Newboss:
Sniper is actually a slow and painful way to die.

See a medical doctor for other recommended and painless ways to die

I'm not seeing any doctor they'll only stop me, any good painless methods? Google is not giving me straight answers

Really tempted to take my life at this moment, where can I procure sniper so I can have peaceful exit from this shit ass life. I know it'll hurt my family and friends but I don't care they'll probably forget me and move on to better things

Who plays Subway surf on landscape

madridguy:
You think say na ordinarily dem take open cbn vault cbn self na babalawo

exactly, plus there are some secrets to disappearing to a place which i can't share here and is definitely the reason why people won't disappear into a bank vault and out, does this guy think CBN won't do one or two first? In a country filled with so much evil

lyricalz:
no be by mouth o

tell am

Colb461:
Lolx..like my dad...bt it has to do with age again sha

at what age exactly lol

Crazyemberr:
Depends on the age and the parents. As teenagers, no one would have the mind to do such.

But my ex bf introduced me to his parents, because he wants to enter NDA this year. According to him, im the little wife he has brought home.
But we still split though. Friends now.

wow, that's why I asked this question cos some people bring thier girlfriend/ boyfriend home and thier parents get to know about them only for them to split in future

CHINNYZ:
That depends on the kind of parents one has. For me, it's a No No

lol

Colb461:
It all depend on how understanding ur parent are...i don't see anything wrong in it..

some folks don't use eye to see thier kids bring their girlfriends/boyfriend's home

Lashist:
for me, its not by force to go to comedy shows if the expenses are much. I think the country is a joke already and once people know this, there is enough laughs to go round

finishing

Hello NLders this question has been bothering me for a while, I know it may sound stupid but as you can see some parents in this modern age are already embracing Western culture, so if i may ask is it right to have your girlfriend/boyfriend visit your father's house?

Please I need matured response

aolawale025:
Best of luck!
They should look well though because they may be all alone by then

exactly

The type of YouTube videos that I hate stop shouting and record the Damm thing

Adebowhales:
My baby is just 4 months old and my wife is pregnant again. We tried the family planning methods but it failed.

Presently, we cannot afford to leave the pregnancy. What can we do to prevent further re occurrence and to terminate this one.

Thanks.

Medics in the house.

too late, once past one month you'll have to leave it to become what it's supposed to be

Ember month things

NwaAmaikpe:




Which of the mics?

The one in his hand or the one bulging underneath his zippers?

Zombiekiller010:
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someone can use your finger to thumb print your phone while you're sleeping, password is the best as pin can be guessed or unlocked with a master pin code

exactly password is the safest but Don't forget that andriod lockscreen can be bypassed with laptop

Thecodingslayer:
I think the fingerprint lock is the best. A fingerprint is a form of biometric data which is impossible to hack by any hacker, and it's also really fast all you need to do is place your finger on the scanner for a few milliseconds and you're good to go. So for me fingerprint lock is the way to go. I won't advice using a face lock because it can easily be opened by using a picture, and a random password is quite forgettable also the same case with a strong pin. A passphrase is also secure but it is not a fast method. Some phones also use voice unlock but almost any computer can synthesise voices. The OP said that a password is impossible to crack but I'm very sure an advanced hacker will be able to do it and the same hacker won't be able to hack a fingerprint lock

hacker's can bypass lockscreen of andriod lol dey there

Is it Android based OS? Else it's just another refined Nokia torch


Does it have hotspot too?

Decryptor:
Sowore sorry is your name!

I feel no pity for you because you ganged up with this same administration who threw you into the dungeon to spread malicious propaganda against GEJ! Now the tables have turned!

Enjoy your watery beans in prison like MKO did before he died like a chicken!

Nigerian yoots will rather use the money which should be contributed for your release to vote for this sleeping idle "stout ambassador" village drunk whose picture appears below...

lilfreezy:
The criminal had already invested the proceeds from crime on property and tipper for conveying sands. Oga still wan kidnap dey go.

I said it that the biggest mistake naija police ever did was to publicize Evans tactics, now they've done free marketing. Na north own i dey even dey fear pass, those ones dey kidnap beggars join

so true

The way Nigerian government, especially that dullard closed eye on these herdsmen being terrorist still baffles me..truly its a one sided government, hope sowore is enjoying what he endorsed