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Why are boys of today desperate about money

I go buy two

Zzzzzzzz wtf man

Hehehe blind mallam

tealaw:
Lol, nigga so u looking for a rich person to rescue you from ur intense poverty? Haehehehe.

Ah me I got dreams o no be everybody dey enjoy N 100 per day like your family

tealaw:
Too late nigga, even RCCG convention is not enough to pray d prayer.

hehehe see cele church material wey dey form redeemer don't you know redeemed church is for people who God has blessed? Wetin your N100/day family wan thank God for?

tealaw:
I'm sure u got dissapointed when u came out of ur mama's maggot infested pussy

First of all, that was laughingly desperate, secondly does your mom f*ck houseflies? Cause you make it seem like its normal for a woman to breed maggots in her genitals...You know What? Never mind, its probably One of them many BS lessons taught to you by your illiterate Creep of a father

tealaw:
to find out that u were in Island maternity

Yea just as disappointed as I was when you said you come from a country where Mercedes are cabs and also shares nigerian timezones. That's right nigga busted! Hehehe
@diportivo o boy you can join in the fun if you want o I propose a 5k wager that in his reply teaslaw will
- make a dead joke about my 5k wager
- display his insecurities by patting himself on the back about winning fight with himself
- gonna fire bullets in the dark about pain like he is some kind of masseuse or something
- gonna shamelessly steal my jokes
- for good measure make a really desperate childish joke that will amaze you as to how a grown @ss man can talk like that
- oh yea he's gonna make a joke about why it took me so long to reply him and awkwardly relate it to credit and data

Anyway its 5k put your money where you mouth is

Disgusting afonja I hope he chokes on it

Eeeeeeeeew

Authoreety:
Donkey! Its Ebeano and not dat trash u typed... did u even try to pronounce d word?

it was a typo i swear
How'bout flat head? Did i spell that well?

tealaw:
Lol,

Is there any diss from ur worn out brain wey no involve dad, father, mother?

Oooh! Look who is literally getting no sleep because of me ... God why does it have to be a suffer head with inferiority complex? why can't it be georgina Bloomberg or Elizabeth Holmes or dj cuppy? I go even manage osas ighodalo I hear say she no get oxband again oluwa answer my call abeg

tealaw:
I've been able to treat ur fuckup without mentioning d baba suwe and moladun that decided to mk use of their bug infested mattress to produce an african termite like ur insignificant self.

Aw hehehe bros don tire to dey hide cry and is willing to receive the fire head on, could have been cool but you know where you f*cked up? "Baba suwe" ...clearly baba suwe(the character not the actor)can put your papa on his payroll for years and even kick in an extra 100 naira for a rim job from your c0ck depraved mom after all your pman is just an umbrella recharge card salesman who lives on 100 naira daily so perhaps next time you should go for someone lower than your pops of course that's impossible but hey never say never right?....yea anyway I anticipate your dead reply so I can rip through i will love to deprive you of sleep today

hmm flat head jr
Ebaeno

virgins get prostate enlargement because of sperm while prostate cancer means you are f*cked on so many levels

tealaw:
Ya, unfortunately for u. Ur words backfired on u.
U forget say u a broke ass fish baby before u say those wey no get money should hide their face.

"Fish baby" hehehe scraping the bottom of the barrel there aren't ya? Na wa that advice really enter your body o but you are broke na learn to face reality no matter how bitter it is since your dad is too much of a bufoon to teach you anything, guess I will be doing best to learn you on a bit of lifes lessons

tealaw:
* If u notice one thg,a King like me doesnt say much. D little I say gets to ur bone.

Oh you mean your weak posts crack my ribs? Yea I can see that...suffer head king

tealaw:
Wats wit d long bland texts tho�. U pained nigga, lol Gbam!

What's with the recycled jokes? If at first you don't succeed, find out what you are doing wrong and correct it before you try again go on work on your material take your time I promise not to mock you for it

Yes afonjas speak up

liar

Really? Where mercy johnson and her breasts? I gots to make up for lost time

tealaw:
Lol, nigga tripping now.

Wait wait wait I noticed you are patting yourself on the back again which you do when you are clueless and all...are you trying to tell me you didn't get my last post? You mean sarcasm flies over your head too? Seriously why do you even bother......living?

tealaw:
Nigga, buy this car once n for all mk op smile.

Ah ah after you talk say op no get my time? My frnd stick to one script

tealaw:
Oh, I forgot, u no get money so u hiding behind grammar.

Oh would you look at that, suffer head is copying me and thinks I won't notice...what a loser
I guess mothers do have'em.

tealaw:
Lol, hv u ever passed jamb tho? I doubt

okay na jamb turn now ok lets play
But you called me a professor earlier, if to say you go uni you for kno say professors dey go sch

tealaw:
Chaiii, words of a pained man. Sowie, Pele.
I don bash u.

lol why is it when you have no idea what I'm talking about or how to reply me you just do the ol'pathetic pat on the back? Is your ego so fragile that internet bullying f*cks you up? Or do you just think we are really that dumb to fall for that pathetic show? If you don't understand what I've been saying why don't you simply ask me to explain? That's how people move fwd in life

tealaw:
Meanwhile let me remind u if u hv dementia, when I got to this post I actually went against d high price of d car. Mr scumbag, you r d one that came out BRAGGING

Okay now I get it....You don't process English properly , I'm not surprised though so lemme enlighten you a bit BRAGGING means
"excessively proud and boastful talk about one's achievements or possessions" you seem to have alotta time on your hands so you can go thru our early posts to whose earlier posts best fit this definition? And oh by the way "if you no get money hide your face" is called advice not bragging glad I could help

tealaw:
, like say u get money pass everybody wey dey nairaland. Singing to mock your father saying " if u no get money, hide ur face".so, u contradicting ur self. No wonder u never still pass jamb.

Oooh! Look whose getting aggressive with his posts? Hehehe too bad it's just a collection of random words that sum up the regrets in your fathers life tell him to take heart that his son will make him pro......oh you know what? Nevermind your father is already a wreck as is lets not add false hope to his problems.

tealaw:
Buy and prove me wrong.

Look i know you are desperately looking for a comeback but check it out, you want me to buy an expensive car I don't need JUST so I can show off to a guy on the internet who I have never met?
I no know how your papa take dey spend money o but me and other normal human beings usually spend money on things that bring back money feel me? Just kidding i know u have no idea what u just said

tealaw:
Big mouth, empty pocket

Really? Really? You really want to walk down this road with me? Please who has been the one bragging about being a big man who rides a lambo and a dodge? Who has been bragging about being in a country where Mercedes Benz are used as taxis? Who said they will employ my family to work for them? And finally who has not been able to remember his lie about the car he claims he drives? Really you should apply the saying do not throw stones when you live in glass houses to your life it may make your life a lil more meaningful

tealaw:
Na ppl like u go first jump on stage when Davido song come up say "if u no get money, hide ur face", but dem no get shishi for pocket not to talk of money wey dem dey expect.

*sigh* dude if you don't have money hide your face broke niggas never have valid opinions a word is enough for the suffer heads

tealaw:
Wait o, by d way if d car wey we dey talk about na chicken change for u, why u still never buy am? Afterall, u nor enter d post for nothing. U be big boy. Do us a favor and patronize d gentleman wey wan sell d car. Thats my challenge to u big boy

Ah ah no be you talk say I be small boy and broke @ss? Why you come dey give broke @ss this kind challenge abi na so maths take dey work for your house?

tealaw:
Lol, u too weak. I notice say when somethg pain u, u go begin speak cambridge english

yea and I notice when something pain you, you go reply twice and regular English go begin hard for you to comprehend

tealaw:
Lol, e dey pain u hard. U dey take style look for sympatizers.

how can you say that? Can't you see me canvassing for likes so you can sleep well this night? I even liked your post upon how dead and desperate it was. in fact I'm taking my like back

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tealaw:
From d number of like my diss has been getting,I'm dunking ur entire generation nigga

OMG are you begging for likes? Is that what you strive for in life? Everybody dey strive for Vladimir putin money you dey here dey strive for likes. Make I help you appeal

Dear nairalanders
This suffer head teaslaw is in need of your likes to justify his existence please don't be stingy i know his posts are terrible and pathetic but your sacrificial likes can feed him this night please direct all likes to

Acc number: psst guy inside which bank account you want make dem forward dem likes to ? Hehehe pathetic

Ose TAICHI cop

Hehehe flat head people no go kill pessin

na until people begin dey drive enter pessin parlour na when them go take this dui thing serious for yankee

Adebole and oledepo una hear? God dey come stop scamming people

tealaw:
U be complete agbero. U just disgraced urself by publicly saying u bought N100 credit,

That's rich coming from someone who thinks 100 naira makes people big men didn't your parents teach you about the pot, the kettle and black analogy oh right I forgot na farm animals raise you

tealaw:
person wey dey claim say $15000 mercedes cheap, say others no get $15k

Truth is bitter my broda you are a broke b!tch that does not know the value of a good car if e pain you too much go f*ck a toatser

tealaw:
It just shows how d internet help ppl minimize their agony.
In reality they're weeping behind d blanket of d internet.

Hehehe like you abi? I mean that's the only explanation for Why you have been letting me make you ma b!tch for this long

tealaw:
Hunger dey ur bloodline. Money wey u pos go buy garri and ground drink jeje, u self wan join big men gang.

Ok na 100 credit your papa take form big man for your mama abi?
Guy its hard time you stopped following your papa footsteps cos he is obviously not a human being