₦airaland Forum

tealaw:
���why na? R u scared of my fathers big dick drilling ur bitch hole?

okay so I'll take it you dnt know what a rim job is anyway,
It's the oral stimulation of the anus which involves no Instruments at all,besides I didn't want to break your heart earlier but your father's actual offer was a rimjob from your mom while he voyeurs from a corner beating his needle that he calls a d!ck in exchange for a hundred bucks so yea i'm not really into that especially with such sexually un-inspired people I mean if I wanted to f*ck artisans, I will just for my gateman and his wife afterall they are cleaner and less creepy and I don't have to communicate to them with sign language and all

tealaw:
U've taken bigger than that before na, u come dey form. Even Bobrisky na learner when it comes to ur gay ass.

Bobrisky ain't gay , he is just a hungry and desperate showman seeking attention to sell his cream or whatever you know, just like how your hungry @ss was forming mechanic so op can give you a Mercedes for free

Since when does blue balls hurt? Boy are you sure you dont have blue waffles or something

EastGold:
Who dey deceive you

what's that supposed to mean?

afriloaded:
mumu him tell you say he want sex doll?

No he wud rather f*ck a mannequin torso f*cktard that jokes getting really old

Smh an oledepo that kidnaps hot girls
Can you see who your tithe is feeding?

this is the best you could do? Okay
LETS PLAY STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!

tealaw:
Let me guess why u hv 10 accounts, u stalking another Fa.ggot

Yea your pops keeps asking to gimme a rimjob for 100 bucks so I've been creating new accounts to avoid him but the creep keeps finding me.

tealaw:
Lol,
Monkey, everythg wey u dey talk nor bara won mu?

My post is last year?I just posted a few minutes ago or What you can't tell time too? Come on is this some charity thing you do where you make a fool of yourself so others feel better? I mean no one can be this pathetic right?

tealaw:
O kan [b]blab nonsense[/b]ni.

Shitty post tryna give me sh!t for a post he claims is shitty? Now that's an irony take note omo illiterate,English class is in session

tealaw:
U don dey get short circuit for brain.

Hmm putting physics in biology, daddy must be so proud

tealaw:
No wonder u get 10 accounts for nairaland. Won ti fo ri é gba plastic.

see pessin wey never learn addition finish wan dey learn multiplication, dude you just learnt how to count today come on give it time before you go for the more complex things oya assignment count one to hundred in ascending order

Biafran brodas always setting standard

Broke b!tch get a sex doll

tealaw:
Hehhehe, u need Daddy freeze prayer

Yea and you need a lesson in comedy from pope francis I mean that's what we are doing right? Calling the wrong people for the wrong occupations?

tealaw:
, lol. Who in their right sane mind opens so many accounts?

the kind of people who makes you their biotch on nairaland.

tealaw:
Ur matter don pass deliverance

Ah no no i need deliverance get me daddy freeze for deliverance or better still get me toolz for them special blessings you know what I mean? Just kidding i know you don't afterall your mom f*cks houseflies what do you know about sex?

Broke blogger wan tell us gift to buy

4 mistakes to avoid in order to create an interesting thread

1. Don't be boring
2.don't be lazy show a picture
3. Don't steal articles from peoples blogs
4.Don't go into blogging if you suck at it, op if you need money just exchange your toto for cash i heard toto us more valuable than bitcoin now

Princedanalyst e be like say you like to dey dash people money if you like no run go buy inbred bull dog

see as customers full this thread yanfu yanfu

succyreal:
If u have sex or planning to have sex with sex doll., pls note u are capable of having sex with a dead body

na dolls are warmer and smell a lot better
You are just jealous you don't have one

mercy348:
Is it not one day bobbysaxy open a kennel xo don't even try to discourage me.geasykennel is d best

Bobbysaxy wey na so so inbreed wey full e dead kernel

I feel sorry for the guy whose unfortunate to pregnate this b!tch his life will be so fuuuuuuucked

tealaw:
Lol, u wish u were a 1st class citizen like me abi.

1st class citizen wey dey drive motor that is both a dodge and Lamborghini?and thinks they use Mercedes as taxis in Nigeria? I will rather die poor thank you

tealaw:
Lol, why when somethg pain u, u go involve ur papa wey all him teeth don fall na.stand up for urself nigga.lmfao

I sure have a lot of tell tale signs when I feel pain what can I say? I'm not a simple guy who just wails when things "pain" him.
Oh yea I forgot this up there? Made absolutely no sense your trash talk game be weak boy, you know what? Why don't you ask your mom the names she calls your dad when she is comparing him to her mallam clients and in turn ask your dad what he calls your mom when he comes home with his 100 hundred naira feeling like a gee make a list and that could be a start

tealaw:
Lol, dude, originality is my first name

No its not, your first name is suffer head and your middle name is watch night have you forgotten?

tealaw:
. Go tru all my diss

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Yea I do that when I need to fall asleep

tealaw:
Obs: who needs 3 nairaland accounts?

You do so you can actualize them imaginary likes you were talking about earlier

tealaw:
Why d hell do u hv 3?

So you counted leverage,leverageisback,leverrage,sgtleverage,captleverage and mrleverage and that added up to three? *sigh* you suck at maths too? God what are you now good at? Man i don't even wanna know what the rest of your family is bad at if you are the best they have to offer

What about the beggars on the street? What about the children hawking on the roadside?
What about the public dead schools that don't have chairs or windows or books or resources?
What about the patch patch roads wey dey lead to your house?
There are better things to do with your tithe than giving pilots of planes and vcs of private universities

tealaw:
Stop repeating my lines

bobi oti frustrate o, you have patent on words in the English language? How does that work? What do you gain from it? How do you...You know what? I'm not gonna reason with you I'll just join you in playing st*pid here we go ahem *straight face* permission to pat myself on the back for making you ma biotch and being all smug about it?

tealaw:
, lol. R u brain-dead?

God no go let me share the same nickname with your papa I'm nuggin-capable

tealaw:
Ooh he waiting to steal more of my ideas.numbskull.���

Nah I know you are outta ideas and sh*t to say but what I will be saying tho, its gonna have a lot to do with your upbringing and gloating about making you my lil b*tch.

tealaw:
Lol, o boy u dey waste ur talent o. Ur suppose look for job for Cirque de Soleil. U a real clown.hehehehe�� I laugh tire.
U take style dey anticipate d kain bashing wey u go get beforehand, lmfao.

Damn! i made you lose sleep and I shut you up?
Don't mean to steal from your playbook but I'm really feeling myself right now.

Your move nigga gimme something to Work with this time. I want to what else I can take away from you today

adedeij02:
Your contribution isn't off the point.

I know

No wahala they are free to try when them lose election two times nobody go tell them make them go siddon

Go to jamb office at vi explain your predicament

Then commot trouser set yansh and tell them to do their worst