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CelebritiesRe: "Stop This Rubbish & Respect The Dead" - Between DJ Neptune And Goldmyne TV by Captleverage: 10:59pm On Jan 21, 2018
Because them even rememba dagrin how is that now disrespectful?
PoliticsRe: Ex-governorship Candidate, Sen Ajadi Drags Student Lover To Court Over 750k by Captleverage: 10:57pm On Jan 21, 2018
Only an awusa will f*ck and then demand refund how did he even ask?Hehehe
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Sings Praises After Buying Customised Gold Iphone X In Dubai (Video) by Captleverage: 10:56pm On Jan 21, 2018
One of my uncles wey dey beg us for money get this phone
WebmastersRe: How To Setup Ecommerce Store On Blogger Blog by Captleverage: 10:53pm On Jan 21, 2018
E book ko z book ni abeg make una go YouTube get better video illustrations on how to do this for FREE
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fire Kills 83-year-old Woman, Destroys 40 Cows In Jigawa by Captleverage: 10:52pm On Jan 21, 2018
RIP I'm not talking about the woman I mean the blog u know? Cos a dead one
RomanceRe: Man Stylishly Asks His Crush For Nudes, And Its Epic!! by Captleverage: 10:50pm On Jan 21, 2018
farem:
Your insanity is out of this world and it has caught up with as many idiots who like this poo of yours
cool what can I say? I'm badass
RomanceRe: Man Stylishly Asks His Crush For Nudes, And Its Epic!! by Captleverage: 7:02pm On Jan 21, 2018
Myself2:
You would know since your father does it too.
Nah my dad earns an honest living he doesn't beg and deceive people into feeding him from the pulpit of a church
Myself2:
Brilliant of you, here take one sex doll and jerk off
How do you know about them sex dolls?
Well you would know since your father does that
cool #burn
RomanceRe: Man Stylishly Asks His Crush For Nudes, And Its Epic!! by Captleverage: 4:43pm On Jan 21, 2018
tuscani:
Who are you calling adebole and oledepo ? Be careful young one
I call em as I see em cool
RomanceRe: Man Stylishly Asks His Crush For Nudes, And Its Epic!! by Captleverage: 3:26pm On Jan 21, 2018
Seunaj05:
you are cursed for dragging respected men of God into this mess
Men of God? Where?
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by Captleverage: 3:25pm On Jan 21, 2018
tealaw:
Lol, see what happens when they say 'dont read the seven books of moses'?
See what happens when a female goat on heat raw dogs with an uneducated coward? They bare an abomination who doesn't mind disgracing his family name as long as he gets someone to pay attention to him goat f*ckers on nairaland beware.
tealaw:
Yaba left, do u copy?
Yea right like your Penniless inconsequential father can afford yaba left for his empty head defect no be daddy musiliu shrine una dey carry am go when? Dey there dey form what you are not
RomanceRe: Man Stylishly Asks His Crush For Nudes, And Its Epic!! by Captleverage: 1:12pm On Jan 21, 2018
benjyyyyy07:
why adebolahuhhuhhuhhuh??
Hey I mentioned pastor oledepo too
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by Captleverage: 1:11pm On Jan 21, 2018
tealaw:
Hmmn, u beginning to bore the shi.t out of me. Ur brain has entered slow motion mode.
Ose more permission to go after your hungry parents grin don't mind if I do
Here are prayer points you should use in church today
- pray that your mother is able to identify the abok! The knocked her up with you
-pray that your comeback game stops being as uninspired as the abok!s that your mommy swaps her worn out p*ssy with for a pack of sugar
-pray for your mom to step up her game from leprosy stricken beggar clients to market alubarrows clients
-pray that God boosts your iq to be as long as the number of abok! D!cks which have penetrated your tramp of a mother
-pray that God gives your mother the ability to understand simple math problems so she stops thinking 20 naira is higher than her dusty old p*ssy admittance fee of 100 naira
-may God give you a sense of self esteem and may he make your dunce mother to understand that its not a form of jerking off when you explain it to her.
grin this was form please gimme permission to say more
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by Captleverage: 11:47am On Jan 21, 2018
tealaw:
Lol, n ur greatest acheivement is zero likes.lmfao
How does it feel to thk that everybody thks what u say n u hv been saying all trash?
grin whatever helps you sleep at night buddie
tealaw:
Lol, ya nigga. I'm fi real.n Its not on front page.just imagine if.
sad yea 9 likes doesn't take you to front page so I can't really imagine
tealaw:
Lol, dnt worry, ants dont torment Elephants. Dey get smashed d fuc.k up.
I know what's going on here, you think if you say enuff trash, I will just abandon you, oh I will abandon you alright, and focus on your marauding mallam d!ck garage mother and the non existent abok! sperm donor you call a father whom your m0r0nic mother cannot still identify yet. grin you know how you cry when I do that especially when you can't do nothing about it
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by Captleverage: 8:37am On Jan 21, 2018
tealaw:
I'm showing u dingleberry cos u find it hard to understand that
9 likes? Your greatest accomplishment in life is 9 likes? What a loser and to think that you get offended when blame those marauding cattles you call parents.Well no need for too much talk my likes are more than yours feel free to count
Them afterall they mean heaven and earth to you hehehe
tealaw:
u not capable of stirring up anythg in this life.U too useless.
Yea Mr stir upper na why your threads dey get 3 comments and your posts dey get 9 likes are you for real? Stop screwing with me grin
tealaw:
U just on earth to help warm it up for earth-shakers like me
And you just on earth to be tormented and made into a b!tch by people like moi grin
Ps: na wetin you dey keep for your shell arsenal be this? Hehehe grin you are so f*cked
Car TalkRe: 2018 Land Rover Defender V 2018 Mercedes Benz G550/g65 Amg V Jeep Wrangler Jl by Captleverage: 1:49am On Jan 21, 2018
One of our uncles wey dey beg us for money get this motor
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Get PAID By Doing What You Love (the Ultimate Guide) by Captleverage: 1:42am On Jan 21, 2018
Op I like eating and sleeping please how do I monetize this talent?
RomanceRe: 'black Men Who Shave Their Heads Are Trying To Be White' - African-american Lady by Captleverage: 1:41am On Jan 21, 2018
Gals wey come dey fix Brazilian hair and bleach nko?
RomanceRe: Man Stylishly Asks His Crush For Nudes, And Its Epic!! by Captleverage: 1:39am On Jan 21, 2018
grin sounds like how adebole or oledepo asks choir girls for nudes
CelebritiesRe: Cury Actress, Destiny Etiko Flashes Her Tigh In New Photo by Captleverage: 1:36am On Jan 21, 2018
She no even fine
Christianity EtcRe: 4 Simple Ways To Grow Closer To God This Year 2018 by Captleverage: 1:36am On Jan 21, 2018
1. Read your bible
2.Pray everyday
3. Be good to others
4. Obey God
Anything other than this na just jara
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Man Says “any Pastor Who Does Not Have A Day Job Is A Thief” by Captleverage: 1:34am On Jan 21, 2018
grin before nko?
RomanceRe: Photos&ideo: Meet Harmony, D Sexrobot Dat Talks & Would Never 4get Your Birthday by Captleverage: 1:34am On Jan 21, 2018
grin the job of olosho is slowly going into extinction
FashionRe: Where Can I Buy These Leather Jackets In Lagos by Captleverage: 1:33am On Jan 21, 2018
grin ask okada men
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by Captleverage: 9:55pm On Jan 20, 2018
tealaw:
See for urself nigga:
see what?
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by Captleverage: 7:29pm On Jan 20, 2018
tealaw:
From d first bomb i drpped on u, go check d number of likes on that sh.it.
Abeg go siddon truth is bitter but it has to be said you are all out if dead yans to spew that's why you have been going round in circles and getting tons of likes grin smh
tealaw:
More: I hvnt even started shelling using ur earthwarmer entire generation, hv only focused on u. Imagine how rich my diss would be.
Oya start shelling na y are you scared?
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by Captleverage: 6:04pm On Jan 20, 2018
tealaw:
confused motherfuc.ker
Wow took the words right outta my mouth.
Now now you are already out of things to say?funny thing is I'm not even started with you I've got loads of bombs to drop on your suffer head I guess I can chuck that up to not being raised by farm animals like your parents.
FamilyRe: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by Captleverage: 3:19pm On Jan 20, 2018
obo389:
Bro abeg no vex for wetn I wan talk oo but you dey madt aswear grin grin grin
angry hey I'm trying to help
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by Captleverage: 3:18pm On Jan 20, 2018
tealaw:
Lol, u diss been sounding all girlish lately. I'm worried for u.


This is what I picture when I read ur diss:
grin wow is that what your mom looks like now? Well she is your mom so I wasn't expecting much.she even looks better in that pic grin must be attributed to marital bliss.
You see why I'm avoiding from your dad nau? Imagine that huffing around my butt brrrrrr!
Anyway back to your "anywhere belle face" post , sad you know it makes you gay when a "gay" guy like me has your full attention and even worse ,deprives you of sleep.So proof reading is key ere Yea i know no one can read in your family but perhaps you should visit a neighbour to proof read your......sob stories diss before you post okay?
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by Captleverage: 1:38pm On Jan 20, 2018
tealaw:
Lol, yea Bobrisky is BABY hom.o when it comes to ppl like u. Agba gay leyin.lmfao
Mtchew I even think say you get better thing to talk,although I gotta say this is way more lazy than your previous attempts are you busy with house chores? Cos I don't want to imagine that the hut y'all live in takes more than 3minutes to clean. Perhaps you are washing your dad's recharge card business beach umbrella or prepping your mom for her mallam servicing night with some MouthAction simulator or something who knows what the c*nt is into. Anyway you can always take your time before replying, I'm in no rush to take sleep away from you today

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