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Because them even rememba dagrin how is that now disrespectful? |
Only an awusa will f*ck and then demand refund how did he even ask?Hehehe |
One of my uncles wey dey beg us for money get this phone |
E book ko z book ni abeg make una go YouTube get better video illustrations on how to do this for FREE |
RIP I'm not talking about the woman I mean the blog u know? Cos a dead one |
farem: what can I say? I'm badass |
Myself2:Nah my dad earns an honest living he doesn't beg and deceive people into feeding him from the pulpit of a church Myself2:How do you know about them sex dolls? Well you would know since your father does that #burn |
tuscani:I call em as I see em ![]() |
Seunaj05:Men of God? Where? |
tealaw:See what happens when a female goat on heat raw dogs with an uneducated coward? They bare an abomination who doesn't mind disgracing his family name as long as he gets someone to pay attention to him goat f*ckers on nairaland beware. tealaw:Yea right like your Penniless inconsequential father can afford yaba left for his empty head defect no be daddy musiliu shrine una dey carry am go when? Dey there dey form what you are not |
benjyyyyy07:Hey I mentioned pastor oledepo too |
tealaw:Ose more permission to go after your hungry parents don't mind if I doHere are prayer points you should use in church today - pray that your mother is able to identify the abok! The knocked her up with you -pray that your comeback game stops being as uninspired as the abok!s that your mommy swaps her worn out p*ssy with for a pack of sugar -pray for your mom to step up her game from leprosy stricken beggar clients to market alubarrows clients -pray that God boosts your iq to be as long as the number of abok! D!cks which have penetrated your tramp of a mother -pray that God gives your mother the ability to understand simple math problems so she stops thinking 20 naira is higher than her dusty old p*ssy admittance fee of 100 naira -may God give you a sense of self esteem and may he make your dunce mother to understand that its not a form of jerking off when you explain it to her. this was form please gimme permission to say more |
tealaw: whatever helps you sleep at night buddietealaw: yea 9 likes doesn't take you to front page so I can't really imaginetealaw:I know what's going on here, you think if you say enuff trash, I will just abandon you, oh I will abandon you alright, and focus on your marauding mallam d!ck garage mother and the non existent abok! sperm donor you call a father whom your m0r0nic mother cannot still identify yet. you know how you cry when I do that especially when you can't do nothing about it |
tealaw:9 likes? Your greatest accomplishment in life is 9 likes? What a loser and to think that you get offended when blame those marauding cattles you call parents.Well no need for too much talk my likes are more than yours feel free to count Them afterall they mean heaven and earth to you hehehe tealaw:Yea Mr stir upper na why your threads dey get 3 comments and your posts dey get 9 likes are you for real? Stop screwing with me ![]() tealaw:And you just on earth to be tormented and made into a b!tch by people like moi ![]() Ps: na wetin you dey keep for your shell arsenal be this? Hehehe you are so f*cked |
One of our uncles wey dey beg us for money get this motor |
Op I like eating and sleeping please how do I monetize this talent? |
Gals wey come dey fix Brazilian hair and bleach nko? |
sounds like how adebole or oledepo asks choir girls for nudes |
She no even fine |
1. Read your bible 2.Pray everyday 3. Be good to others 4. Obey God Anything other than this na just jara |
before nko? |
the job of olosho is slowly going into extinction |
ask okada men |
tealaw:see what? |
tealaw:Abeg go siddon truth is bitter but it has to be said you are all out if dead yans to spew that's why you have been going round in circles and getting tons of likes smhtealaw:Oya start shelling na y are you scared? |
tealaw:Wow took the words right outta my mouth. Now now you are already out of things to say?funny thing is I'm not even started with you I've got loads of bombs to drop on your suffer head I guess I can chuck that up to not being raised by farm animals like your parents. |
obo389: hey I'm trying to help |
tealaw: wow is that what your mom looks like now? Well she is your mom so I wasn't expecting much.she even looks better in that pic must be attributed to marital bliss.You see why I'm avoiding from your dad nau? Imagine that huffing around my butt brrrrrr! Anyway back to your "anywhere belle face" post , you know it makes you gay when a "gay" guy like me has your full attention and even worse ,deprives you of sleep.So proof reading is key ere Yea i know no one can read in your family but perhaps you should visit a neighbour to proof read your...... |
tealaw:Mtchew I even think say you get better thing to talk,although I gotta say this is way more lazy than your previous attempts are you busy with house chores? Cos I don't want to imagine that the hut y'all live in takes more than 3minutes to clean. Perhaps you are washing your dad's recharge card business beach umbrella or prepping your mom for her mallam servicing night with some MouthAction simulator or something who knows what the c*nt is into. Anyway you can always take your time before replying, I'm in no rush to take sleep away from you today |
what can I say? I'm badass
don't mind if I do
yea 9 likes doesn't take you to front page so I can't really imagine
hey I'm trying to help