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She was 12? Why are her breasts so big?

The gal no even fine sef
Does Africa even have age of consent?

iamJ:
I swear, as I saw the bus part, I felt irritated


U dey live in poverty and u dey find woman

fine woman for that matter

The fact you dey tamo bus na guarantee say fine gal like that no go ever call you

tealaw:
Fa.g, I knw u love rubbing on men. Hom.o

Hahaha how predictable I just knew that's where you would go, na you know o I dey try help you, you dey front

tealaw:
Epic diss right? My lil cos is smashing ur butthole hard init?

Whatever floats your boat buddie.
Hey you wanna rub one out? I have got the perfect Indecency pic for that don't say I didn't help you o

Dey deceive your self afonja

Yea let him die in office so them go use us play yaradua again

Mtchew adebole dey chop for back una dey kill una sef

this one dey form sisi with e konga Toto

Who takes their cars to get washed at a cemetery?

The gal no even fine sef

acid and relaxer

Apart from free toto what else do you lose?

How do the rear view mirrors work?

Zzz

Gazzy88:
You're just a stupid Igbo man who never want anything good for Nigeria. You asked something, I gave you many answers only for you to bring out your delusion and hate-filled mindset forth. Can you tell me a perfect president anywhere in the world? Tell me what your stupid state governor has achieved and I will gladly open a can of worms for people's delight to see. You need deliverance seriously. Your hatred for yoruba will get you somewhere one day. No be by force to dey the same country,y'all are just pathetic. It's not our fault whether you've become 3rd class citizens or not. Get your facts right and get relevant or get out of Nigeria and stop being an object of hate. Crying babies everywhere.

Hahaha pained afonja, your monkey president accomplished nothing kill yourself if you want.
Who cares about your dead zoo country? Please show us the exit and we will be on our way leaving you with your slave masters

tealaw:
Lmfao

Please, please Nairalanders. Has anyone seen the bolt that fell off from this boy's rodent brain lying around somewhere in this forum? His mental disorder has just entered the most dangerous level.
$5000 for anyone who finds it.

*singing* teeeeeeell me whereeee......where it hurts you and I rub aboniki thereeeee hehehe.
hmmm you did make good on threat and passed your phone to your 8 year old father....I mean nephew or whatever this is much worse than your earlier posts

kahal29:
Who could this chief kingmaker be?

Ask your daddy?

Gazzy88:
He introduced EFCC

EFCC so he could go after his enemies
NEXT!

Gazzy88:
,he introduced the template for the ongoing rail projects

Mtchew 4 terms in power and na only template e fit do if na template person dey chop then GEJ na the best presido in history after all e get paper mouth pass OBJ

Gazzy88:
,gave military and paramilitary facelift,

Yinmu please how did he do this? No be only face lift na d!ck lift no be military wey militants dey use take dey play before they proposed amnesty? Mtchew

Gazzy88:
cleared all outstanding national debts,changed OAU to AU

Abeg shut up if you don't have anything to say

Gazzy88:
, the only civilian president who embraced federal character in all his appointments

Heheh after my people soludo and nweala which other better pessin did his embrace of fed character embrace appoint

Gazzy88:
he also introduced All National Games

Pele o who national games epp abeg?when national games start bringing in the billions that Dubai tourist centres bring, gimme a call after all na tourism be the aim Abi?

Gazzy88:
he built the abuja national stadium

oh really? Well guess what? Abubakar was there for less than a term and built 8 stadiums yea compare

Gazzy88:
,the only president who had the guts to dismiss any erring military officers of any status

Ehen? So why are tinubu,gbenga Daniel and atiku not in prison yet? Na only small boys like alameseigha and ibori wey e hand fit reach.

Gazzy88:
,the only president that worked with 5 senate presidents in his 8 year reign

So? Did this work yield any fruits?

Gazzy88:
he conducted the national census,conducted a national conference,etc.

Oh you mean the census where goats and cows were counted or the national conference they organise to fool people like you abi?
Mtchew you don't even have any points to give you think say you fur talk plenty rubbish and I no go reply because of content

Which kind scary chinco sex doll be dis?
WHERE you buy am?

Bonjoro:
Eti ya werey

No discount for you pay full price N109 per like

tealaw:
Lmfao, I need like 100 ppl to help me laugh this one out.
U actually did go as low as to open all these accts?
Ur self esteem low as fuc.k.�����

Wow this is epic its been over 12 hours and you couldn't get one like for your public appeal?
Well I can't blame them too much after all you are just a dim witted orphan with parents. imagine you have me dead to rights
-being gay
-making weak comments
-creating a likes farm with multiple accounts
-being broke ASF
and you still can't do anything with that? I still run in here cream you and leave you crying and having sleepless nights and consoling yourself.
Anyway that's not why I'm here.

Dear nairalander,
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Wow how you take know say God no gbadu una? E tell you?

iykezy02:
Hope nor be dat ur uncle wen still get dat ford suv ohh

Same one

Gazzy88:
Envy and hate makes your journey to 4th class citizens quicker after ijaw that come 3rd following Yoruba and Hausa-fulani. You will wail from now till thy kingdom come. You said what did obj do while in office abi. He made it possible for a dimwit like you to hate online freely by introducing GSM. Before him,you know little to none of you lots had access to internet but thanks to baba iyabo for making it possible for you to wail endlessly online. Wailing ever,sailing never!!!

He introduced GSM see rubbish talk something that was already a blue print during the abacha regime.introduced GSM by inviting foreigners and stabbing his own nig bro in the back.
Oya what other "accomplishment" ?

Gazzy88:
If you want your country,go and lobby at the UN and stop crying like a baby or better still take an axe and divide Nigeria like firewood by yourself. Then I will take you serious.

We tried that and your cattle tearing presido arrested our director and occupied our region with those cowardly soldiers from the zoo

gtown:
Mr literate, you ought to know, but since you lack sense of reasoning.

see what I'm talking about?

tealaw:
Lol, no wonder u r broke as fuc.k.hhahahah
U spend valuable time opening thousands of accounts on nairaland.

Hehehe there you go playing things safe again and you expect me to not pat myself on the back with 10 accounts for turning a big man into a crying kid?...I was about to ask what was your excuse for being broke but I just remembered your mom f*cks meeshais and your dad is probably being registered in ekiti as we speak.

tealaw:
I would hv appluaded u if u waste ur time opening bank accounts.Ju man����

oh my God i just beat your like record
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Alright boy time to lose sleep what are you waiting for?

tealaw:
Lmfao, ure using ur 10 nairaland accounts to like and share ur own posts?lol
Pathetic, lol
U too daft, can't hide ur own tracks.

Its cool I know how much likes mean to you I don give you one like no worry when they unblock my other accounts I go settle you.
hehehe i bet this is a really bad day for you, I have done a full expose on your c*nt mother and her handicapped clients she blows to feed you guys and taught you more life lessons than your bufoon of a father and you are just stuck in a spot too scared to respond