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Oahray: you know what I'm talking about jare

Lalaosky! Come o, caracta needs you in her camp! Where is that lalaosky girl sef?

Wicked! Is it my browser or there is something wrong with Nairaland tonight?

Why call lalaosky a girl? Is it because he doesn't have b.a.lls?

Oahray: hmmm... I see stars in your eyes. Nice...

Huh? Who? Me? Stars? *shy*

Pls don't make lalaosky come here.

Acidosis: 2legit2qwt ko.... 4legit2tweet ni

I know what you are trying to do but it won't work.

Legit is complete. His face is a done deal, his body is a refreshing ointment. His personality is awesome. What else?

Acidosis: Gone through the profiles...

But I didn't see any fine guy


Make I keep my campaign and votes

Smh...

Idowuogbo: Wait and c!

I'm screening.

Come on...

Idowuogbo: He has a DREAM.

Who are you campaigning for? Legit? Say yes!

Ishilove: 2legit and this his Baba Sala cap. I've got see his face if he is getting my vote

Shey na every contest Moonraker and CFC go contest?

You'll see legit's face. The package will be revealed soon. Just keep that vote in a safe place for him. Trust me. Together, let's get the world jealous!

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Nothing happened to me, just wasn't read for marriage na

Seriously, I hope nothing happened to the bride[/quote]I was about calling you out Oya come and return our wedding gown o

#team 2legit2qwt

Reporting for duty....

a-ca-aggressive, a-ca-violent, a-ca-ferocious, a-ca-serious, a-ca-bad, a-ca-dangerous!

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xynerise: Carata it has tay o

e-daddy, i just saw this. How is skaideep?

ofilispeaks: It already has some foreign books. But our focus is on African writers, especially the ones with unpublished manuscripts.

Ok...nice. Methinks you need to include my book

The app is really nice. Brilliant concept. Of course i "bought" the free ones

Will the books be updated with "foreign" e-books?

The hunter becomes hunted. Today is Sunday...my eyes shall not behold iniquity. Hehehehehe

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: It's Straight Nasty

That shiit isn't romantic

How about Using the Same Sqaure of Toilet Paper to Wipe Each Other's assses as well, i guess that is cute also

I'm not laying in a pool of another Human Beings Filth

Royal, stop lying. You do it all the time.

eduson33: its too smallest na..
how much did me paid for my wife's dairy?

i was thoughting it was 1million dollars.

Boring and pretty lame

#no offence

Don't you guys rest? Choi!

@lalaosky, i saw what you wrote up there o. *snaps finger at him*

We are expected to take panadol for their headache...yet they are against Western Education.

[quote author=Ade__]Oh..u underwent a sex change?

[/quote]Nah...i am "obinrin bi okunrin" - no translation

Stegomiah: so its true, we av gays on nl!

Spikes, wharrizit?

lalaosky: Smh @ the fake nun.


Aproko mistress, I thought you'd be in the literature section by now reading mazi omenuko sexual threads like you always do

Hehehe. My vaseline has finished. Can i use yours?

lalaosky: I've been around, reading hidden posts

How is your GF, caracta doing?

*rolls eyes*

I fall in Number 10! Yipeeeeeeeee!

Beautiful

caseless: hello! 'how u is'?

You didn't vote for me? Why?

Is that caseless?

Sanboy25: "Talk is cheap."

God bless you. People like him would keep boys away from the "ripe" daughters. He can make mouth now...allow him. Let the time come.

djeezy: swthrt this your bill won't pass first reading. You want to impair our fun?lol

Then y'all should learn to take responsibilities and stop whining and complaining

jacobscros: girls react in horror when they find out you have been scheming to sleep with them. They say ''what kind of girl do you take me for?'' As if prostitutes are not human..

If prostitutes are human, go marry them. Did anybody hold you? Did any girl point a gun at you? Can't you decide to start dating and sleeping with prostitutes? Be a man. Decide today. You can do it. Take one home to mama.

djeezy: lol, sweetie methinks words doesn't do much. A girl who naturally has a high sexual drive/libido will be swayed around easily. On the other hand, money too is sufficient bullet to our gun and next we got a sex pistol pointing at them.lol

Wicked gender. I move a motion for the castration of 70% of the male population

djeezy: lmao. Men are busy looking for prey, cuz we know when we marry we become the hunted.

And some girls are so gullible to fall into the trap. Just tell them sweet words, poems and gifts. Gbam! They have fallen into your laps! Easy...

[quote author=Atheist:-D]I dont have daughters... yet. If they want to have fun they why not. They just need to learn sex ed, safe sex, the difference between emotional and physical sex and I will be there for them through difficult relationships. After that they can make their own decisions. Oh yeah, as long as they are 18 too [/quote]Choice! Then let other girls make their own choice too.

If they sleep around, una go complain. If they refuse to, another wahala.

It's official. Men are too confused to know what they want. Before you know it, they would start scheming to marry virgins. No be una dey disvirgin them?

Nansense and ingredients!