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VellyG: When you fall in love u will never want to sleep alone in your bed.

I'm gonna sleep in bed with him the remaining days of my life (after marriage) anyway. I'm in love already. What if he doesn't have a bed?

binger: Already missing me? Aww...i'll miss u more,Cara.
But,i'm in a phase of my real life,where every distraction must be cut off for progress to be made...

We'll go "underground" tomorrow. Deal?

*clears throat*

binger: So u'll take care of me and my e-image when i'm gone?

That joke is too expensive. You are going nowhere!

binger: Hmm...this babe na case.
so,is anyone limited to being taken care of by you?

Nope. Ayam a caretaker

[quote author=uj_sizzle]And i thought i could sneak pass unnoticed *sighs*[/quote]Go and sleep

binger: We've been talking...it has to do with academics.
I told ya,u're pretty emotional. U're already thinking like they're under ur custody

If i don't take care of them, who will?

*rolls eyes to kebbi state*

My friend teaches in a private international school in lagos. Her pay is #110,000.

binger: I dunno abt Eze P. But Smartie is busy with something.

Oh really? That explains it then. I can now sleep well.

I wonder how binger knows...hmmm. It is well.

ItsModella: hmmm, and they both live in PH, right? interessant.

As in ehn...

binger: Hehe! U don enter one chance. Imma tell him via email
all cos u wanted to pls ur damn e-dad,Silas...u've lost a jewel

Silas? Why Silas and not Paul? Tell caseless na. I'll just open a thread and bully you out of Nairaland. After all, you are not a shareholder

binger: Worried they'll do something bad?

I've not seen them here since val's day. Do i need to send seun a PM?

binger: I thought u dumped him? Too bad u made a hasty decision. As for doya,yep! I've tasted it b4. Sumptuous

Yaay. Fried yam. Wait o, don't tell caseless i miss him. I'm dead serious

Definitely, i can. Not necessarily to "please" but out of love. There is no relationship without sacrifice. Depends on the level of comfort sha (don't tell me to use my mother to do money rituals for you). Lol...

Within the confines of law, ethics and morality, I CAN!

binger: lolz,i don't know abt kose and doya oh. What is its composition?

Doya means "yam" in Hausa. Smh for you. Oh...i miss Caseless.

*sobs*

Where is Eze Promiscous and Smartie gurl I'm worried!

Maya2pretty: But finally me I can't even wash men's clothes, damn! there hard, in my full life ave only done dat once, 4 my ex to show more wifey qualities and d pain on my knuckles made me vow neva to try it again. I fit wash singlets, hanky and boxers 4 u but dats how far I can go.

lol...the jeans especially. I still wash for my brothers. Out of pity sometimes. I just pack their dirty wears and do justice to them. The shirts are too hard, especially the 'collar'. The jeans ehn...chei!

binger: Mishai is fried egg garnished with a lot of pepper and placed inside a fried bread. Yummy*licks lips*
stop ewwing. Cold choco tastes better. I don't like hot foods btw

So you ma dey chop mishai? Lol...with hot/cold tea ba? Those mallams ehn...with their tiny stalls. I miss kosh and dosh (kose and doya). I hope i got the spelling right.

binger: U too like my tongue
but seriously,u guys were tied hands down.no single genuine shot

How will i show my face at work tomorrow? Serious mockery. I don make noise tire over this match...i even mocked Arsenal fans like my life depended on it. I don make mouth die. Chei! See wash.

@oahray, pele o. Come and lean on my shoulder. Lol

No more derailing after this post pls. Lets stick to the topic: Marriage and Chores in Sub-saharan Africa

binger: Yay! Barca was thumped! Stùpid moraloosers with their boring passing games...damn! Imma glad

Abeggi shift. Don't let me bite off your tongue o.

@KFCfan, messi the saviour, huh? But seriously, i expected more from Barca.

Oahray: *thinking*
Chai! Barca... How come nau?

Guy, that match was depressing jor. Wetin happen? Chei!

Is it a Nigerian poem for Nigerian relationships

Why is idowu digging up posts?

Idowuogbo: Yep!

*badosky mode activated*

At last! I was beginning to look for badosky. That scammer thread don 'shange' you totally. Na jazz?

Is the party over?

Acidosis: ***angryyy to the peak**

#yawns#

Acidosis: Caracta... wetin be this naw?

ItsModella: Is this it? is this really it? borriiiiinnnnngggggggggg!!!!

I was expecting more. Too booooring. Stale and lame

@oahray

Oahray: Smh @ these lazy girls on these thread. Don't you know it is your duty to clean your man's house? Woman was created to be man's helper

We don hear. Keep looking for wahala.

chikeorji123: chei! l'm dum!, what about u caracta any help?..

Why are you in the past? Are you typing from Otta Farm? Na wa o.