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I don't know what else to tell you. Your name is top on the list of Nairaland Serial Flirts. Hmmm. Issokay. Keep dreaming. He'll soon be here to break your head. He has a black belt in karate.

@binger, stop flirting with a nun. Read my siggy, you have been replaced.

binger: Oh dear,u are hoping it actually happens.

lol...i can't wait to see you come down from your high horse to the earth. You need to stop day-dreaming. Wake up!

binger: Hehehe!! Good one,but u should know i don't play according to the rules. I'll jump the queue and get to u anytime i'm ready.

So much confidence. We shall see...

Lalawhite, is that you?

binger: lol...what do u expect from a young man with fresh blood and actively working hormones?
But,i'll always know when to come back home.Out of sight aint out of mind.

I see. Your spot has been taken. Join the queue and pray you get a second chance.

lucenzo: yes oo

I'm surprised. Hi to you too

Truckpusher: nah..not good for the children...if every gurl in town continue that way we may run out of milk

You can always use cow milk

binger: yep,u're emotional dear.
Am chilling,but trying not to get too cold .
kinda missed our chit-chat at the rendezvous(offline)

lol...you ran away with another nun and countless "non-nuns" (is there a word like that? who cares)

It's a lil bit cold here too. I like it.

binger: Why do u always use the 'awww' in replying my greeting?? Are u that emotional?

Little nice things get to me, don't mind me. I don't know if i'm emotional. How are you today?

lucenzo: I dey hail ooo

Really?

binger: @Cara,gud evenin to u too...how's ur night going?

Awww fine. Thanks.

Truckpusher: welcome.... but em em you've got to remove those walls around your chest before you end up with an iron bra

Hahahaha. Nice one. An iron bra is not a bad idea. It protects, you know.

@oahray, thank you

Hello men and brethren.

Hello everyone

Happy last hour of january!

Not all. I have one right here beside me, very romantic.

What's the hype with Tonti Dickey? Is she paying you guys or what? What rubbish? The talented ones are out there yearning for attention and recognition, maybe some encouragement too. Everywhere i go, it's Tonti this, Tonti that! Is it a club, a cult or something?

It's nothing personal...
Bye

Awwww ijebabe! Lmaoooo...

[quote author=Efemena_xy]

Kinda explains his anger management issues...[/quote]The guy has issues. Plus he finds it hard to forgive and let go. Jeez! Who has time for grudges these days? This is 2013.

Acidosis: Jack Bauer Jr.

How are you, adorable?

lol @ Jack Bauer...i'm fine

This OP is funny sha. Oya give us the physical description of mikael, lets help you find him (out of our good gesture: a selfless service).

His fav food, his home town, his complexion, his mother's name, his phone number (the one you had), his qualification, his religion, etc.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Ogini?
It's true na. [/color]

Oh puleeeaaasee! Spare me!

*rolls eyes*

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]mehn, their food na turn-off for me o.... I no di am o.[/quote]Smh...

sexkillz: [color=#000030]They don't eat without stew.
[/color]

Smh...

Wooooah! SABURI? Hahahahaha. It's about time. Finally. Awww, they'll miss this guy o. But i'm sure he'll still be around.

Saburi saburi ayi ayi oooooo

Ahaps! Another one?

I would slap her senseless

Why the grudge? It's been a long time. Grow up and move on with your life. Stop acting like a child. Betrayal is a common thing, no big deal. If many of us tell you what our friends have done to us, you'd appreciate what this Mike guy did to/for you.

With the way your friend's name is on this thread, you obviously can't keep a secret. You need to heed to your own advice too.

dopeJemi: He pees a lot, so I had 2 do it in My room na

*chews gum*

Soap and water inside bedroom? Does he sleep in the toilet or bathroom? Na wa o. Another super story.

*chews gum*

binger: *smiles mischievously* don't u like it?

Taa. Go away. I want to sleep. I'm breaking convent rules by staying up late.
Say "hi" to modella...

*chews gum*

binger: Ehe,she's here...*anoints her with oil all over her body,concentrating on the torso*

Why are you running your hands all over my body? Leave me jor...

*shy*

ItsModella: *sprinkles holy water*

all these demons should get behind me...

Amen. Lol...

binger: A na ma nu...u already left the convent with me. Even Caracta has burnt her robes,so no playing 'holy' *anoints her forehead with olive oil*

Excuuuuuuuuse me!
*sprinkles holy water on him*