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Olaomoolopa:
No need to argue over it I stay In ojodu berger bro I will appreciate it if you can give the company full details and address I will check and post it here f it's real.thanks

This is quite a reasonable request but I am afraid I cannot oblige you for the very reason I obliterated the name of the company in the first place when placing the advert.

Lets just say that since the bedlam has waned, we can go on to announce that we received a lot of applications and more are coming in.

Quite characteristic of me, I settled down and read the posts repeatedly and each individual post kept conjuring a more than reasonably accurate picture of the personality behind the post and the moniker.

Seek to develop yourself along this line you will agree with me that it isn't necessary to join issues with people in certain respects especially on an anonymous online platform that harbours all ramifications of species.

Most importantly, I have interacted with some of the applicants and I can tell you that this was a worthwhile exercise.
A very wholesome experience it has been.

For those who may sill be interested, kindly send in your applications and resume and follow the format as laid out in the originating post.

Thanks!

toygod2:
If anyone or anybody should apply for the job placed by this CARREERPLUZ or something,

Ebola fall on him/her.

I know this people veryyyyy wellllllllll. They are not what they pose to be.

Please, i am beseeching you, my Nigerian unemployed youths/graduate, DO NOT FALL for this.
Let's join hand starve all these scam of a company to death by not patronizing em.

Better job ll come ur way, before the end of this year and you ll testify. If you believe....
Cheers

If we are to judge you by your moniker then there would be no need to respond to you.

However, unlike you will resist the temptation to judge a book by its cover. your moniker was like your warped thinking today that produced the quoted text must have been chosen during one of your frequently recurring periods of insobriety. We cannot therefore ascribe the entire responsibility of this intemperance to you. It is hugely circumstantial.

A man is nothing more than what he thinks inwardly and expresses outwardly through his words(both verbal and written)and actions/inactions. And then you latch n to a promise that assuages your lazy and docile personality, a promise that you yourself do not even believe. Please prove me wrong by announcing your 'better job' here before the 31st of December 2017.

Suffice to state here and clearly so that I will appear here and quote you on that date before the close of business from wherever I may be.

Take that as a challenge.

And finally, I am sure that before that date one of the applicants for this job will announce his appointment with this 'fictitious ' company.

category:
The eloquence of the OP is capable of wooing any prospective job seeker even if he is masquerading.
I admire your command of English.

Thanks for the compliment @Category.

I am just trying to exhaust the school fees investment of many contributors, parents, relatives, community and even the state.

Its amazing though to think that our supposedly intelligent commentators can sink so low as to think only along certain lines.

The biggest loss resulting from the archaic educational sepulchre we have been bequeathed is the colossal loss of self esteem.

However, contemporary socio-economic harmonisation requires our accommodating even the most unintelligent morons in our society who in the majority of cases are the ones that suffer steep depths of low esteem and yet seek recognition via all manners of loquacious expression even when bereft of logic and inconsistent with the prevailing contextual setting. That indeed is the burden of present day living.

The responses so far are awesome, despite the distractions.

The discourse has actually been quite helpful...............if you know what I mean.

omoelerin1:
This is not about an opinion, it is what I know.
I am educated, I am experienced, I am a professional. Look, let me tell you, If I see a fake job vacancy I will know. It is only those innocent fresh and desperate graduates you can deceive.
I won't say more than that. You had better keep quiet and stop quoting me, so that this issue would not be complicated.

I usually resist (and successfully so) to be drawn into this kind of negative exchange that is primarily unproductive.

I will however in the interest of the vulnerable ones on this platform respond to your very spurious and unfounded allegations.

it is ironic that a supposedly educated and experienced professional cannot show in his post the tell tale signs of a fake advertorial.

My advert does not solicit for payments in any form and neither does it request for any valuable. All I placed was a harmless email address that is used to collate applications for certain advertised positions before being forwarded to a dedicated email address belonging to registered domain. Your unintelligent posturing will not allow you look beyond your nose but only survive in your immediate limitations. For the avoidance of doubt, the advert you see here and any other advert that comes through this moniker are verified adverts drawn from a reasonably known and respectable Business Advisory Agency.

Having said this much , I hope you will read it.....[i]really, really slowly [/i]in order to have some semblance of an understanding. I will subsequently not dignify your penchant for cheap and baseless popularity on an anonymous forum.

And you may heed the time tested axiom about leaving people oblivious of your intelligence rather than erasing all doubt through rather ludicrous and moronic contrivance.

I challenge you do your very best 'Sir Theresa' of the desperate unemployed Nigerian graduates and shame on you if you don't complicate this issue.

Delbam:
I hope no one will fall for this.
No further comment...

I am happy that you have at least not fallen. Very smart and commendable.

Unfortunately many others are not as smart as you.

Have a bountiful day.

Delbam:
I hope no one will fall for this.
Why are all these scammers not giving up. If they could come up with post like this, it means they could as well be useful for some other meaningful things. Stop deceiving people and find something else to do. You can't keep deceiving people all the time and think all is going to be well with you. I wont fall for this so are others...may God continually help us. Peace!!!

Thanks for not falling Sir.

Very smart of you. And your unsolicited advice is received in good faith.

omoelerin1:
Why can't you people come out straight and tell everybody there is a vacancy for drug marketing, instead of deceiving people with vacancies for the post of accountant, supervisor, admin manager etc? It means you too know you are scammers, no body will take you serious.
May God punish you.

In the midst of the weeds shall grow the wheat and in full grain........ Go figure.

omoelerin1:
Don't bother yourself. It is a scam.

You are of course entitled to YOUR opinion.

gotaheart:
Can you state the requirements for each of the post or detailed job description.

Unfortunately, I cannot provide the job description.

The information above is all I have and can only present that much.

It is however apparently deductible that the roles would naturally demand traditional functions required of those positions.

My own two pence!

Kaygee10:
What of accommodation for prospective interns?

No accommodation please.

Pierohandsome:
How can i apply

I live in Port Harcourt, can i apply

This is position is only for Lagos residents.

A new company is opening in the Ojodu Berger axis of Lagos.
It is a manufacturing and processing company.

They seek experienced employees top fill the following executive positions;

Accountant,
Sales Supervisor,
Quality Control Supervisor,
Production Supervisor,
Operations Supervisor,
Front Desk Officer
Admin/HR Executive
Document Control Executive

They also seek to employ candidates to fill their Graduate Trainee programme. Candidates from different disciplinary backgrounds may apply. The selection process will commence immediately while resumption will be by the second week of January 2018. Only candidates residing in Ojodu and environs will be shortlisted for consideration.

An monthly allowance of Twenty Five Thousand (NGN25, 000.00) will be paid during the training period which is projected to last three (3) months only. On completion the reward will be reviewed to reflect the performance of the candidate during the internship experience.

Interested candidates may apply via
careerpluzz@gmail.com

A new company is opening in the Ojodu Berger axis of Lagos.
It is a manufacturing and processing company.

They seek experienced employees top fill the following executive positions;
Accountant,
Sales Supervisor,
Quality Control Supervisor,
Production Supervisor,
Operations Supervisor,
Front Desk Officer
Admin/HR Executive
Document Control Executive

They also seek to employ candidates to fill their Graduate Trainee programme. Candidates from different disciplinary backgrounds may apply. The selection process will commence immediately while resumption will be by the second week of January 2018. Only candidates residing in Ojodu and environs will be shortlisted for consideration.

An monthly allowance of Twenty Five Thousand (NGN25, 000.00) will be paid during the training period which is projected to last three (3) months only. On completion the reward will be reviewed reflect the performance of the candidate during the internship.

Interested candidates may apply via
careerpluzz@gmail.com

If you had mentioned your location, I am sure it would have attracted a more detailed response.

With 2 Million Naira, I will suggest that you only invest short term.

Look for a product from a reliable and quality inclined mid sized FMCG.

Register as a distributor for their products that have mass appeal'

In your locality, hire three or four young and aggressive boys and /or girls.

Fix a salary for them guarantee daily commissions train them on how to sell the product.

Unleash them into the market and get your inflows on a daily basis.

Start with one product and then expand into others gradually thus expanding also your scope and horizon.

This recommendation is both product and location specific. It may not work all the time. You will need some guidance.

Certain variables must be in place. You can be sure of profits of at least 5 per cent monthly while your capital remains intact.

It is a proven method. I even have a designed template on it that has been utilised and reviewed many times over.

A daily product that is in high demand is your key to a consistent daily income stream. The margin may be small but then the risk is very negligible and and you can pull out your money(capital/investment) any time you want.

On the whole, think through whatever you wish to embark on properly and then commence. Nigeria is so filled with opportunities.

Wishing you the very best of what you wish yourself.

Jesusgirl92:
done.

Seen, downloaded and viewed.

Thanks.

Jesusgirl92:
Received. Thank you so much

Hello Jesusgirl, can you please forward the book to my mailbox; careerpluzz@gmail.com.

Thanks in anticipation.

aaronson:
Op, Take the course and you would be glad you did after only 100 level. After 300 level, your IQ would be risen compared to any other student studying other courses in the same year as you and on graduating as philosophy student. You should be be able to create a job for yourself, it's called self employment.

Why am I sure your IQ would rise?

Anybody who studies logic has a clear reasoning ability but NOT all has flexible thinking capability ONLY few. But if you imbibe both then you a genius. Genius are always wanted every where.

Great stuff here. There is always something positive in every discipline.

my advise is that as you graduating in 4 years time you should have developed yourself along some other line. Should you choose to develop a sound understanding of sales and marketing you could come out tops in that area.

One plausible way you can do that is to learn by doing. Take a part time job as a salesman/canvasser/merchandiser while studying for your degree and read as much as possible about sales and honestly you will be the man to watch by the time you graduate.

Never lose your esteem on account of the discipline you have been 'forced' to study. My one-time boss of blessed memory graduated with a classics degree from U.I. he had a great run until he left the flesh.

By the way, I sometimes wonder why nobody ever mentions the degrees of Dangote, Otedola and Maduka. It beats me.

Good luck Op and please dont waste your time changing your course on account of the future unles you really need to.

So how does one overcome the lack of confidence?

obami007:
Hello,

Can I send my CV to your email address as well ?

Thanks in advance

Yes you may.

But please note that I make no promises.

I can only do my best.

Selling is a both an art and a science.
Selling successfully is a function of the degree of confidence the selling personnel can muster.

This goes without saying that the poorly performing salesman is usually one without sufficient confidence.
now this confidence could be in the company, the product or even in himself.

This kind of attitude manifests in different ramifications but it is the primary cause for the apathy that is shown sales and marketing.

So one of the first hurdles to cross is overcoming the lack of confidence.

DeltaBachelor:
Oga what are the steps Na ?. Am really interested. please send it as mail to deltabachelor@gmail.com

I don't know what steps you a re referring to. This is meant to be a step by step approach to understanding the concept of sales as against the predominant understanding. it is not an attempt at selling an ebook or indeed anything else. All we intend to do is to demystify sales as a a profession or career by looking at the things that most people usually cannot see because all they do is glance.

Over the years one recurring position among job seekers is their aversion to a sales career. I believe this stems from a deep rooted misconception resulting from a faulty programming that society has foisted on us.

It is very sad to meet otherwise very smart young graduates who say they cannot take a sales job because they simply don’t like marketing. It is even more saddening when one is presented with the fact on ground which is the fact that the most advertised position today is sales. All around the world you will observe that a prolific salesman is never out of a job…at least not for a long time.

GeniaKel:
Location please

Nationwide!

Young, smart and ambitious Nigerians interested in a building a long term rewarding career in Sales and Marketing are hereby requested to submit a detailed resume for consideration as a Sales Trainee.

The selection process will commence immediately and the selected candidates will resume latest first week of January 2018.
Interested candidates should apply through;

careerpluzz@gmail.com

Selected candidates will be placed on an allowance and commissions (based on personally attained sales volumes) for the first 3 months (January till March 2018) and on absorption they will be entitled to a fixed salary, commissions and a periodic performance predicated bonus.

NujiPressy:
Pls am a fresh graduate in search of a job but in Port Harcourt. Pls anyone with vacancy should alert me. Even if its the work of a janitor. Thanks

This is my no 08061561221.

Very touching!

I reckon it would have been better to give us a glimpse of your essentials; qualification, experience, skill-set and inclination.
Are you also willing to take a job outside Port Harcourt?

You may wish to send your detailed c.v to careerpluzz@gmail.com

wonlasewonimi:
You don't need anyone to teach you. You have a laptop with MS Office, I will gladly provide you with a book that will teach you step by step (if you cant afford to stream YouTube)

Hello Sir, I am also interested in this book. Please send to careerpluzz@gmail.com.

One of the better threads on Nairaland in recent times.

What I will advise is for you to get a very fast moving FMCG product and push it within Kaduna. truth be told the initial capital is quite small but in all honesty if you have a will and the energy and perseverance to work very hard in order to augment the lack of capital with ingenuity and smart working processes then you will ultimately excel beyond your imagination.

Look for a product that is in high demand, appropriately priced and light weight and move it from Lagos to Kaduna. Work out an arrangement that ensures that you have some measure of exclusivity in Kaduna at least for a while. Then hit the road with the product, canvass for the sales yourself and ensure that effective demand is created and sustained.

If you work very hard, you should be able to wow yourself beyond your expectations within just a few months.

Above all, do not venture into what you do not know. If you are in any way like me, then avoid get rich quick schemes, online businesses and any form of betting/lottery. Please note that these things are not bad in themselves but I really do not understand them thus my position.

Work assiduously and seek little margin products but work on generating a very high and consistent turnover. If you can get to the point of turning around the amount you have invested every two weeks then you are almost there. This will then provide the required impetus to help you attract additional capital to expand your foray into the business.

Good luck!

Just joining the many posters above to confirm the authenticity of the app.

I can confirm that I am a witness to this app working as described.

50,000 was applied for and approval was received and the disbursement made within 5 minutes.

Only snag was that the interest rate at 20% for two months was quite high.

Tenor was 60 days and repayment split into two with 30 deductible on the 30th day and another 30k deductible on the 60th day.

9japrof:
Truth be told, people with quality business ideas would not find it comfortable to share them on public forum.

My simple advise is, look around you, find a need in short supply, or non existent, then prefer solutions. If you think you are not too proficient in handling the solutions, get professional advice.

The irony in life is that people with too much ideas find little wherewithal to back it up and there are people with the funds who are looking for where to invest...

Very impressive post.

A nairalander with a superior idea is not likely to throw his/her cards open right here in the public domain.

I am of the opinion that most of the ideas here are generalist in nature on the one hand and the rest are solicitous.

Quite a number of Nairaland posts by way of business ideas are not really ideas but tested and trusted (and not so trusted) models.

Each one should look at what writing or post interests him/her and then work with ensuring that a due diligence is made before money parts ways.

Honestly, the better business ideas are not on Nairaland. That is not to say that the progenitors of the best ideas are not Nairalanders.

I have had the experience of working in business advisory and can tell you that the best ideas are formed and then sujected by specialists through the most meticulous evolutionary process for a fee. On the whole, Nairaland as a business platform has been very helpful.

jamale:
Good morning, esteemed Nairalanders. I am currently passing through a quite challenging phase in my life. I don't have a university certificate even though I spent four years of my life there due to missing scripts. I have been unemployed for months now and it has taken its toll on me financially. At this point, I live with my stepfather and my mother and I have to depend on them to survive. It is frustrating because my stepfather wants me out of the house and I totally understand. I am close to 30.

I have tons of business ideas but no capital. I am not lazy, in fact I have worked dead end jobs that paid meagre wages just to survive. I have worked as a receptionist, storekeeper,gateman,foot courier and even as a loader at the airport. ventured into having my own blog but I got hacked just yesterday(I still don't understand the basics). Recently, I paid a recruitment agency to source for a menial or odd job for me(maybe as a bartender or hotel supervisor)just to put some money together and invest in my ideas but to no avail. I am still being asked to 'hold on' with the end of 2017 in sight. I am focused and willing to start small .

I am considering leaving Lagos for Osogbo and I would love to know the opportunities there for me. Family members and friends have turned their backs on me.These days,I easily slip into depressive moods and I know I would have tried taking my life if I wasn't such a coward .I would appreciate any form of advice or help from anyone before making a decision that will affect me positively or negatively. I just want someone kind enough to give me a tip or just "show me way" as we used to say out here. Thanks.

Your writing is superb. It exudes an admixture of confidence and sincerity.
Send me a pm and I can arrange a meeting for you with someone.

promzy35fizza:
U can whatsapp me with this no.08035478225 i need clarification.

A trading business with short term potential is what you need Bros.

Invest in a seasonal product and come out smiling to the banks. Replicate it with a larger amount next season and also replicate your earnings.

Become a pro over the years.