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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 4:03pm On Nov 24, 2022
zeusis:

no go with money sha
before you go see virtual grin
You don't know me. I have power over any vice. Drinking oh, Porn oh, betting oh etc And no be say I neva bet before. I know how to control habits. It's one gift God gave me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 3:54pm On Nov 24, 2022
Abeg, Is Japan affiliated with LAWMA? After their win yesterday they still went ahead to clean their dressing room.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 3:43pm On Nov 24, 2022
A40:
I saw that game live and till today I can't explain that goal.
were you matured enough in 98?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 3:40pm On Nov 24, 2022
zeusis:
grin grin find time watch the big boys like brazil, England, Spain
na betting shop sure pass be dat
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 3:18pm On Nov 24, 2022
zeusis:

two different styles of football from both teams
i envy you people seeing these matches. I neva watching one single match despite living in the city. I feel like a caveman
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 3:14pm On Nov 24, 2022
andrewbaba44:


I didn’t watch the carlos own
it was a banana freekick. You will think the ball is heading off target. But lo and behold it ended inside the net. Everybody including the ball boy that was supposed to collect the ball was shocked.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 2:24pm On Nov 24, 2022
andrewbaba44:


Off course I do
between that goal and that magic Roberto Carlos pulled against france in 1997, I don't know which one I should do a research on. They defy the law of physics. Only aliens score such goals

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 1:52pm On Nov 24, 2022
andrewbaba44:


I just hope Diego Godin won’t be their weak link
did you remember that maicon's physics defying goal against north Korea in 2010?
Celebrities / Re: Nick Cannon To Become A Father For The 12th Time, had 2 children in Sept - ET by Carot: 12:49pm On Nov 24, 2022
foleskay:
cheesy
Won ti fi obo se canon. D niqqa just dey dig both black and white Americans anyhow. D tip of his dick go don red. Mine got red when I fvckd a babe for three weeks consecutively grin na den i know say pussay dey bleach dck to red cheesy cheesy
favorite sex position?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 7:28pm On Nov 22, 2022
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is To Leave Manchester United By Mutual Agreement (Photo) by Carot: 7:19pm On Nov 22, 2022
WibusJaga:
.

Expected.

Let's show some love to our lady GOATS. kiss
LIKE for Lady Messi, SHARE for Lady Ronaldo. cheesy
where did you get this picture?
Romance / Re: Men, What's Your Biggest Turnoff In A Lady? by Carot: 5:19pm On Nov 21, 2022
Magnoliaa:


I am not your/an Aunty; and I was responding to a person talking about their partner, please.

Thank you.
do you bleach?
Sports / Re: England Vs Iran: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (6 - 2) ON 21st November 2022 by Carot: 3:27pm On Nov 21, 2022
Natbrowny:

Pls don't insult us from 1920s..that camera is from 1780s.
Take correction abeg grin
nta is not showing it
Sports / Re: England Vs Iran: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (6 - 2) ON 21st November 2022 by Carot: 3:24pm On Nov 21, 2022
BABANGBALI:
yes
you get any free babe wey I fit shag this December?
Sports / Re: England Vs Iran: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (6 - 2) ON 21st November 2022 by Carot: 3:11pm On Nov 21, 2022
BABANGBALI:
England raping Iran since 10AD


Mynd44 serve everybody on nairaland whatever they want to drink. It's time to celebrate England
you dey smoke that thing?

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Sports / Re: England Vs Iran: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (6 - 2) ON 21st November 2022 by Carot: 3:09pm On Nov 21, 2022
Reference:


No sir. Pidgin is a form of english with deep roots going back many years before you or I existed. Nothing wrong with it. Just another west african language.

What I am saying is that I am mono lingual, that's all. I don't speak it. I don't particularly like it and I feel that as long as english remains the language of the world it's purest form is what I should be speaking to the best of my ability.

are you a purist?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 1:54pm On Nov 21, 2022
donstan18:
Mase Mount starts today....
England, the best team in the tournament about to start today..
Ladies and Gentulu men, shall we??
fúck you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Carot: 11:41am On Nov 21, 2022
Ten hag is the coach of qatar
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 9:12pm On Nov 18, 2022
airmark:


The disparity in quality was obvious and the result would have been worse.

The 2nd half that started to look decent later became awful after Dennis missed that PK. It was as if we fell on their tail, as the Portuguese attackers swiftly ran riot to score 2 more goals in quick succession.

Etebo looked rusty and shouldn't have joined the fray as he couldn't cope with the tempo. Chukwueze did well but his finishing is still his undoing. Moffi hasn't blended with the team yet and was running around aimlessly until he was replaced. Moses Simon only raised his game in the 2nd half just like Iwobi. Bright Osayi-Samuel my MOTM and it was as if I was watching Nigerian version of Reece James.
why do keep using the same players over and over again?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 9:06pm On Nov 18, 2022
Is it for gari? Is it for beans?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgently Needed by Carot: 8:21pm On Nov 18, 2022
OBUKOMENA:
A new indigenous Shoe-making company, that plans to go into exportation of its finished work, is in urgent need of a Cobbler who is very good at his work.

Location: The company is located in Papalanto, near Lafarge Cement, Ogun State.

Note that the salary is very attractive and there is free accommodation. Note also that interview will be conducted at the parent office at 19, Princess Bola Kazeem Street, off Aladelola Down Down, Ikosi-Ketu Lagos.

Interested applicants should contact us on 08056422007.

cobbler or shoemaker? Kindly rectify
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 5:31pm On Nov 18, 2022
andrewbaba44:


Fernando Santos see super eagles e don to guardiola grin
Only a fool will watch that game and believe portugal will win the world cup. This same team met spain and completely collapsed under severe pressure. La roja completely dominated the game from start to finish. Portugal couldn't muster a single shot on target even with ronaldo in the line up. I remember saying to myself that the selecao will use super eagles to flatter their themselves they are good and that ronaldo will use them to increase his goals.

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Pets / Re: Police Trace Stolen Dog To Pepper Soup Pot Ready For Customers In Lagos by Carot: 4:56pm On Nov 18, 2022
Octopusssy:
Poor animal cry


Everything no be money. The owner already has a bond with the dog which money cannot compensate for.

Why are Nigerians like this, for God's sake? This is animal cruelty.
are you vegan?

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Romance / Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by Carot: 3:52pm On Nov 18, 2022
BRATISLAVA:


Men are attracted very strongly to women who don't fancy them. Shocking truth.
and am attracted to you. Cant you see?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Carot: 12:00pm On Nov 18, 2022
Who remembers this
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 11:47am On Nov 18, 2022
ibkayee:

Lol no I'm definitely alive
I'm crazy in love with your boobs. Pu7pl3 and abduleez1 come and see fresh mammary glands
Romance / Re: "Our Men Don’t Find Nigerian Women Attractive" - South African Lady Says by Carot: 11:31am On Nov 18, 2022
jeromestarks:
Even we Nigerian men don't find out girl attractive but we just have to manage them like that.
This is why we divorce them after marriage. They're not even good for continuous sex.
on a scale of 1 to 10, rate Nigerian girls in bed?
Travel / Re: My Wife Is Travelling To Canada Should I Be Worried? by Carot: 11:24am On Nov 18, 2022
franchasng:
Only stingy, broke and struggling men abide by this 50/50 rule.



I have never envisaged nor wished to share financial responsibilities with my wife even when I was single, and I keep praying to God to never allow my situation get to that stage till I sign off from this earth.



Not all couple living abroad do this 50/50, to the best of my knowledge, none of my close friends are doing it with their wives.



Any man that allows such sharing formula in his marriage has laid foundation for failure.



I believe in the traiditional marriage style and the Bible way too. A husband's responsibility is to provide for his wife and kids and even take care of his aged parents plus the needy around and these are my daily guide in life even when I was still struggling with life.



In life, you get what you so much desire without doubt
my wife is there is to support me, assist me and above all carry me when I'm down. I can't marry a liability oh. Never

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Romance / Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by Carot: 11:05am On Nov 18, 2022
BRATISLAVA:

I'm not single.
no way. you can't be. You hate men
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Carot: 12:18am On Nov 18, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Gavi makes it 2
Do you know Depay is from Ghana
Romance / Re: Why I Walked Away From 3 Ladies I Had Interest In. by Carot: 12:16am On Nov 18, 2022
BRATISLAVA:

Lol. I've always wondered why you don't have two Rs.
can I know you more

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