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HacheNoire:
The Toke Makinwa and Linda Ikeji format!

The very bitter truth!

Just look for the sperm and not the man!

you dey cultivate overaged ladies?

Dembele, semenyo, elanga..three players who can use both feet effectively

SonyaSpence:
this should be sweet

hello btw rewire and electrician work, which should i learn?

Kalulu44:
Omoh @wotowotoman they purposely gang up against me o.
Na one of them come confess to me this morning say dem be dey interested but dey fear the backlash from others.
Say two people wey I don tell my mind broadcast am to others, and tell others say make dem no gree if I ask dem out.
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She now tell me say make she no lie, e been dey her mind, but she dey fear wetin others go talk.
All these na bcus I stopped them from entering my compound again for anything.
I noticed since last week say one particular girl among them wey I talked to since over 3 weeks ago, she no gree give me answer since then, but she still dey come fetch water and charge her phone and I no ask am anything again.
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So since last week she no dey gree talk or greet me again, and no dey come fetch water again. But I noticed her bucket dey among the ones wey the other girls dey carry come.
So I warn those ones, make e no be say una fetch water for so so person. Dem deny, but on Wednesday this week I catch her dey hide give one of dem bucket to fetch water for her.
Na there the thing vex me, I come tell all of them say no more water or charging phone in my place. Make una dey trek go well go fetch water.
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Then on Thursday, dem bring one new girl come for there. I overheard her on the speaking Igbo. Without wasting time I go chik her after her call, she later follow me to my place, I show her round and she like am.
She tell me say she go dey come stay there anytime she wants.
We exchange numbers, she beg me for bucket, I give her out of many wey I get and fill am with water.
Friday, she came back from work and we chatted and played very well at my place.
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Since that Friday, she don lock up. I no see her. She no come fetch water. Try to call her and she no pick three times till today Sunday I never hear from her but I dey see her.
So as my guy, tell me wetin you think say go don go under ground.
The girl wey come tell me all these, na she be the smallest among them, I give am water dis morning as she want, and I go continue to dey give her but I no go get anything to do with her. She's still a small girl of about 18,19 or there about if am not mistaking. I don tell her gan gan right from time say I take her like a daughter.
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If not for beg wey she beg me this morning, she sef for no see water.

you dey phok in house OS?

ukaface:
Who come be sugar mummies?

you need a ride?

oroje1:
Just as so niggies no dey control their sexual urge, na so some ladies be now o. They pay guys who come to suck bwess or lick their plate Sam Sam...

na only bwest i dey mouth

Germi9:
One of my babe be Dey pay me before I knack

you dey wash plate?

kiddaz:
Dey play. Not only do they pay for it, I know plenty when dey go club just to go pick guys when go clean their kuntus with tongue 👅

i think dem go mount

kiddaz:
Dey play. Not only do they pay for it, I know plenty when dey go club just to go pick guys when go clean their kuntus with tongue 👅

i think dem go mount the lady

crossbreedwears:
It would be very hard to secure such coup bro. The bloodshed would be too much. The strength of Guards brigade alone will wipe out the coup plotters even if they have over a thousand soldiers

who are the brigades of guards

zedman1:
Yes, it's possible. Some are aggressive, like the cobra. We have had cases of even the "gentle" and non-venomous python strangling humans unprovoked. Why not keep one in your room tonight so we can confirm tomorrow morning bro?

is it true anaconda and python can swallow human

zedman1:
We fear them the same way they fear us. If given the chance, they strike or we kill. Equation balanced.

if sb is sleeping, will it bite the person

drisham:
The kind of games maresca win

But we move on Sha
On to the next

Well played by rosernoi

you must have cried. Ehya

BikeMan:
You were expecting a trophy?

you are a chelsea fan?

popizaino:
I repeat we might have lost but i enjoyed the game.

The first half was nothing to write home about but the game later lived up to expectations.

There's a whole lot to take home from the game.

did you see how arsenal was marking and overpowering Chelsea players when with the football

Enzo5, airmark, ibime, did you see how havertz disgraced Sanchez

onuman:
Snakes 🐍 are the most stupeed dangerous animals on earth. Because snakes have little head, they contain little intelligence matter.

Other dangerous wild animals avoid human habitation, but because of little brain of Snakes, they also enter human habitation.

KILL SNAKES WHEREVER YOU MEET THEM. THEY CAN KILL HUMANS AT ANY OPPORTUNITY.

but the Bible says snakes are wise

Toneyo:
You are not wrong. They are different types of antivenom for different species of snakes. Antivenom for cobra bite does not work for viper’s bite.

Neurotoxicity Antivenom is for snakes like Cobras, Black Mambas and Coral Snakes.

Hemotoxic Antivenom for snakes like vipers, puff adders and rattle snakes.

do snakes swallow humans

zedman1:
Feel guilty after killing a snake or.... I don't understand. I feel hurt when I see a snake and it escapes. I never let them leave or live.

are snakes aggressive

Freshandfitpod:
I have come close to a cobra like this particular one, that snake is made from hell

you kill snake?

ogaontop:
This is what I know people do, but it doesn't entirely remove the venom. It's just like a first aid, and varies depending on where one was bitten.
How is it gonna work for someone that was climbing a tree and got bitten on the neck!

does snakes swallow humans

Ballzproblem2 you will not talk now. Its after the match you always talk like a soothsayer

Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yey ye ye ye ye ye ye ye airmark, popiziano ibime what is happening? Raumdeuter where are you hiding come and see

YoungBTCxchange:
nobe D banj, na one Bank dey promote one new car brand, access bank or sterling bank , I watch the video , slimcase na ambassador

but the headline say dbanj

johngwain:
I hear say na gigolo wey dbanj dey use sustain

but he's married

ugodson:
Omo person dash me car, Omo car far self dash me money i will not only prostrate i will run errands for him fir weeks i really need to show appreciation. Slim case congratulations ooo i tape from ur blessing o. And to dbanj more wins brotherly

You go run sugamommy paro? She dey give car

BrickDevo:
The CREAM platform gifted him a brand new car. As they sign him as an ambassador, Dbanj is also ambassador of CREAM who presented the car on behalf of CREAM platform that is powered by sterling bank. Dbanj music career go struggle to gift slimcase that type of car.

but the headlines says dbanj give

SpaceX:
Why do we always like to kneel down when someone does favour like the person is sort of God, abi na poverty mentality, can't you just shake hands and move on...

For someone to gift you sth, if i were him i will do more than that. You are not a good person. Your heart is wicked

Mariangeles:
Ara agbaa the guy! 🤣

D'banj be like maa gbe mi subu o.

I have SUV for you if you are ready to collect

Enzo5:
Wow we really need a new stadium, this insult hit the spot

wetin consign new stadium with this information. I'm sure you scored 80% in english WAEC

The blacklist the blacklist I'm watching the blacklist. Achilles100, blackmanta, armadeo, ohbritannia, fbs, 100naira abi na 5naira which season is your fav