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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 5:22pm On Aug 13, 2023
I had a dream, Chelsea got relegated. My dreams never disappoints
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 4:39pm On Aug 13, 2023
Sterling will score hattrick
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 4:32pm On Aug 13, 2023
andrewbaba44:
After spending close to 1 billion ,see as the team be like Sheffield Wednesday

Just look this team and the only world class player here is that 57 year old Brazilian tinubu

Instead make dem buy quality na to Dey buy android version of players
I thought it Reading playing Liverpool
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 2:28pm On Aug 13, 2023
Baddestguyp:
A fish called Wanda (1988)


Don't know how but these classic movies are more fun to watch than most recent Hollywood movies
God bless you. What they are making now is copycopy, deceiving us with box office numbers and barbilicious publicity
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 2:25pm On Aug 13, 2023
Akele Hum Akele Tum
Selfish man meets aspiring singer and they fall in love. I empathize with Kiran. I like the fact that they balance the story for the audience to judge. Each character with his own flaws. Nobody would believe Rohit will go on and be a great dad after his wife left. Women tend to be good babysitters. The court case was eventful as witnesses turned up to give personal account of the couple experiences. I just love how Kiran left only to close the doors and come back
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Carot: 9:22am On Aug 13, 2023
Roland17:
Ehnnn…Una don see where dem bench “Skimmer” before? When I hold ball, men dey shout “skimmer biko kwa”!!!

I can play anywhere from the middle to the top. Today, I played as CM. Na just pick up game for fun and to stay fit.

My side lost 2-1.. The werey ref cancel my clean assist, e pain me.. and no VAR angry angry grin
otu oshi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Carot: 9:20am On Aug 13, 2023
kokaneprodigy:
No be one Ojuelegba Patrick Viera that will be forming activity and eye service that some tag the most important player at Arsenal.
why has no club bidded for saka? Jodera come here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Carot: 1:18pm On Aug 12, 2023
[quote author=raumdeuter post=125058904]Here we go

Harry Hurricane Kane is here

happens to chipo moting
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Carot: 1:09pm On Aug 12, 2023
pu7pl3:
Why is it suddenly now that all of you are thinking of Kane? I thought it was Mbappe or nothing undecided
were you not the ringleader of those clamoring for mbappe
CelebritiesRe: Lizzy Anjorin: Lere Paimo, Mr Latin, Kolawole Ajeyemi,Femi Adebayo Slept With Me by Carot: 11:48am On Aug 12, 2023
APC2:
Sleeping with Lere Paimo is the worst of them all. I cannot even have s3x with any woman Lere Paimo has had.
Too bad
is he not a man
CelebritiesRe: Lizzy Anjorin: Lere Paimo, Mr Latin, Kolawole Ajeyemi,Femi Adebayo Slept With Me by Carot: 11:45am On Aug 12, 2023
Goodlady and obembet, who and who have you slept with? Come out and shame the devil
CelebritiesRe: Lizzy Anjorin: Lere Paimo, Mr Latin, Kolawole Ajeyemi,Femi Adebayo Slept With Me by Carot: 11:40am On Aug 12, 2023
GodSaklek:
Bombshell!!!

i really like anjorin,am very sure that she would have slept with late Alaafin oyo on multiple occation. Lol.
to say the truth,i like her alot,even this news will make me to like her more and have more respect for her
she no lie. I've fúcked her before
SportsRe: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by Carot: 11:10am On Aug 12, 2023
Ellie Carpenter is so fine. My new crush going forward
SportsRe: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by Carot: 11:05am On Aug 12, 2023
PDPGuy:
BTW, this Australia v France match has set a new record for the longest WWC penalty shootout, with 20 penalties taken altogether
don't mind those Australian gals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Carot: 10:27am On Aug 12, 2023
jpmoriarti:
💰 Joined for €135m
🇧🇷 Neymar’s replacement
✅ 185 games played
❌ 119 games missed through injured
⚽️ 42 assists & 40 goals
💸 Cost: €1m per game (salary + fee)

Dembele has officially joined PSG in a deal worth €50.4m.

One of the worst signings for Barça?
and Neymar that missed over 100 games for psg for one injury or the other is better. Keep crying
CelebritiesRe: Esther Nwankwo: Coordinator Of MBMN Marks 30th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Carot: 12:16pm On Aug 11, 2023
Kazeem47:
Yummy and Creamy Queen Mother grin
I feel like socking her pussy
PoliticsRe: We Don't Want War; Igbos In Niger Protest Against Invasion Of Niger by Carot: 6:43am On Aug 11, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
bang me dirty you don't have what it takes go and sit down apu eaters
I've been thinking. Me and you, let me make babies for the sake of the yoruba and ibo people
PoliticsRe: We Don't Want War; Igbos In Niger Protest Against Invasion Of Niger by Carot: 9:39am On Aug 10, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
It is well all we want is Perfect Peace
ofe nmanu gal. Cum here let me bang you dirty
PhonesRe: Which Of These Phones Did You Use? by Carot: 9:29am On Aug 10, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
Motorola
I want your côck inside me. I'm Jessica
PhonesRe: Which Of These Phones Did You Use? by Carot: 9:22am On Aug 10, 2023
Shalommy:
1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,13 and i'm still looking for that nokia X2 to buy.
look for second hand
PhonesRe: Which Of These Phones Did You Use? by Carot: 9:20am On Aug 10, 2023
jonero4:
grin that num 8 (nokia x2) and em brother (nokia c3)was like iphone 14 to me when i used it.
I used it to download bluefilm
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, You Need This If You Are Between This Age Bracket by Carot: 12:13pm On Aug 09, 2023
GabrielYulaw:
I was asking if you have moved your focus from marriage to rich Igbo dudes to guys whose face you want to rub and massage with your ass cheeks grin grin
to chop that gal puci dey hungry me
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, You Need This If You Are Between This Age Bracket by Carot: 11:27am On Aug 09, 2023
Gerrard59:
Many Nigerian youths have left their parents to eke a living elsewhere. How are the parents coping today? It is not feasible to advise youths to stick with their parents when the economy is not well diversified and good jobs are scattered across the country. This is why people should not have children anyhow or as a pension plan.
will you have kids
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, You Need This If You Are Between This Age Bracket by Carot: 11:25am On Aug 09, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
Did I ever mention I was looking for a husband?
I always know you are a chronic masturbator. Is this how you want to ruin your life
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Carot: 12:46pm On Jul 01, 2023
abduleez1:
Person go see Barbie marketing and premium fear go catch am....
una go just dey watch senseless film. Which one be barbie again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Carot: 9:00pm On Jun 28, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Change from what exactly ?

I am on Twitter also ,a tweet can be nabbed from anywhere ,so it’s not that deep

How you Dey ?
as a barca fan, between messi and riquelme, who do you consider a true number ten?
RomanceRe: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by Carot: 8:57pm On Jun 28, 2023
ukaface:
Lmao
you dey laff. I sabi your tori for that hotel. How you dey charge hmmm make i no tok.
RomanceRe: Why Can't Our Girls Stay In One Place? by Carot: 9:29am On Jun 28, 2023
ukaface:
Different reasons o
The thing is you never can tell the mind of your partner/ boyfriend
And, you can’t own a person
Also, Love don cast so everybody just Dey do anyhow, if luck jam the person head good for her if not , she go Dey try Dey go
Playboys exist too, not all guys are wholly faithful to one girl, I won’t believe it in this life and I’m saying this based on experience, lailai will I believe that guys are exempted when it comes to unfaithfulness .
Married men Dey get sidechics upandan, married women too Dey do their own so really it goes both ways.

The best advice is to ‘ love’ with your head, and not heart. LOVE DON WETIN? LOVE DON CAST.
whats your bodycount? Dont lie to me. I know you very well. Make i no expose you
RomanceRe: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Carot: 7:18pm On May 31, 2023
Illegal1:
omoh.......dis mixture go pepper ooh,ginger dey hot,bitter kola dey hot,chelsea dry gin slf dey hot.

any way sha,i go try am on sunday night after sum dorime...
which condom is best?
RomanceRe: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Carot: 7:16pm On May 31, 2023
Illegal1:
omoh.......nah olosho disvirgin most guys for dis country,dats the simple truth

nah olosho disvirgin me ooh.
she suck your dick
PoliticsRe: NNPC Confirms Increase In Pump Price Of Fuel, Releases Statement by Carot: 6:46pm On May 31, 2023
priceactionx:
why wont it be gone, e be like say na romance section you dey active pass, lol tongue?
goodlady, stupid gal come and put mouth and have sex

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