sholexxX:

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@Debosky

bros . . but u worry o   this thing happen to u for www after e don happen for real life several years before  

na wa !  

aw is your boyfriend Ijeoma    

onyinye2:

maybe this okay for yal naija clubs, in the states, if a guy offers to buy u a drink he is either on the DL or gay. the only time i see a straight man buy another straight man a drink was when he accidently spilt his drink.

Girl, am not talking of naija clubs. Don't get a stereotype that everything supposedly bad emanates from your Naija.

The first time, a dude approached me to buy a drink for me, I was like dude back off. But it is the trend in clubs to see guys buying drinks for a fellow guy.

But seriously, why is everything a guy does to his fellow guy termed gay? Buying drinks for a fellow guy is not a gay tendency.

If a guy comes up to me from nowhere, all prissy, asking me

'Would you like a drink', my gaydar would be at high alert. I will be sizing up which part
of his face i should bash first

But if he comes like, 'Ol bob. . . .how you dey na, you don shack,'. . .  . . I go surely obtain.

Pataki:

Girl, am not talking of naija clubs. Don't get a stereotype that everything supposedly bad emanates from your Naija.

The first time, a dude approached me to buy a drink for me, I was like dude back off. But it is the trend in clubs to see guys buying drinks for a fellow guy.

But seriously, why is everything a guy does to his fellow guy termed gay? Buying drinks for a fellow guy is not a gay tendency.

1. what clubs do you be kicking it at?

2. seeing a dude buy another a drink just doesn't seem right.

3. Not everything a guy does for his fellow man is deemed as gay. but a random guy just comes up to you and offers a drink, that is truly questionable.

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Guy, them swear for you?

onyinye2:

1. what clubs do you be kicking it at?

2. seeing a dude buy another a drink just doesn't seem right.

3. Not everything a guy does for his fellow man is deemed as gay. but a random guy just comes up to you and offers a drink, that is truly questionable.

There are gay clubs if you want to hit it right as a gay-man.

Seeing a dude buy a drink for another guy is not bad. When a strange guy approaches you at the club, mall or wherever, you tend to feel he has an ulterior motive behind his coming to meet you, but you still give him the benefit of doubt to hear him out albeit for some seconds depending on you though.

So also it is with a guy approaching another to buy him a drink and chatting with each other.

Thats it for this discussion.

The guy was not suspicious at all when it started, it was like he was buying a drink and saw a poor child like me without one - seemed the most natural thing in the world. The club was just filling up at the point and I thought he was just bored and wanted to chat.

Never again though, my gaydar is well tuned to detect his kind now.

@ Kit

see me see trouble o, I no know wetin cause all this nonsense sef. Rose said I should say hi to you, she will give you a call tomorrow.

@Pataki

u get time sha

@Debo

o gbadun . . .call who

I go just break d sim . .go get anoda line sharp sharp

Dr Kitaun:

@Pataki

u get time sha

@Debo

o gbadun . . .call who

I go just break d sim . .go get another line sharp sharp

Doctor I don resign, am off to my bed now.

guys, the best pickup line is:

"ovularia, udi very similar! wey ur papa house make i go drop dowry"

try it, it works like magic

It's about 98 degrees in lagos, the traffic was bad and i can imagine what Hannibal, Eldee and Sly are going through inside the molue. At the traffic stop, I heard David Dylan's voice preaching about the kingdom of God while I was listening to John Legend in my Bugatti Veyron.

SlyLooks through the molue window) Hannibal come see the hot babe in her hot ride, omo you no dey fearooo, may be she be Obasanjo pikin, who Knows?

Hannibal: Looks through the window and starts singing Lionel Richie's "You are my destiny".

Eldee: can somebody bitch slap this preacher make we rest abeg.

David Dylan: (takes off his hat and turns it over to collect money)My brothers and sisters, we need some money to help propagate the gospel and the lord will bless you if you do so; Tithe, egunje, visa and mastercard accepted.


Ojota:

Sly: See pataki dey drive new Murano, patasco ma guy,, wetin dey happen na? Who dash you money?

Pataki: Omo Mugu fall last week, God just remember me sha

Hannibal: i'm so happy for you, me too dey wait on God and standing solidly on the promises He made to Abraham and his descendants.

Eldee: hannibal, when did you become the descendant of Abraham? Wetin poverty no go do. You don deny your ancestors just now now?

hannibal: Gerrout

Pataki: I go take una to club 10 tonight to wash my car na.

Club 10

The night was eerie, hotFunmilayo dons a beautiful red dress and all the men started grinning from ear to ear as soon as she entered the club.

Bartender Debosky: can i help you ma?

Funmi: scotch and ice

Hannibalto pataki) omo you fit help me nab that babe as you get kwudi? She thinks she's all that and I bet she's surprised how I managed to pay the gate fee to this club and pataki being the man he is, sheepishly walked towards me.

Pataki: Hi, i'm pataski de Patasco

Funmi: Pa what? pa Jimoh?

Pataki: naaa, not like that anyway, i saw you shining and from afar and i think you are the Eiffel tower here. Girl, I never believed in love at first sight but it just happened to me the moment i saw you. In short, if loving you is a crime, then am a criminal.(which is he literally)

Funmi: ooooh!!!

pataki: what about joining my crew, my boys are down there(pointing at Hannibal, Sly and Eldee who's rushing his stout so as to drink a months reserve)

Funmi: na am good, thank you sooooo much but I'll take a rain check on that.

Pataki: see you, u no even get man and you dey do gra gra. Wetin you think say you be sef? thats why i dey prefer to carry ashawo, no hassles, no late fee, no contracts.

Funmi: eeer what were you saying?

Pataki: You are even deaf. You wan show me say you dey yankee abi? i have three houses in 3 states there. One in Dallas, one in Texas and one in Houston.

Funmi: otiiiooooo!, and he continued to shout on top of his voice before the security came and hauled him out of the club.

Hannibal: Omo our sponsor no dey again, we better followam before e go leave us go, molue no dey ride around hereo.

D Reloaded( chilling with her boyfriend at one corner): sweetheart, when did they start allowing trailer park urchins into club 10?

Hannibal: all of una na weree.

***Funmi still flustered by what pataki did to her saw a very tall suave handsome man approach him, his steely arms were filled with huge varicose veins and as I was imagining me and him in the garden of Eden, i didn't even hear when he told me his name is OYB. Still mesmerized by what i saw and the minty fresh breath that accompanied the lavender fragrance, he continued tormenting me with his deep baritone voice by saying: do you have a name?

Funmi: ehhm ehm ehm em my name is Funmilayo(I stuttered for the 1st time in my life).

OYB: muttered something i didn't hear because i was fixated on those large steely arms. This is what I call paradise,


What happened with OYB in club 10 should rather stay in club 10 sha.

LOL

Bugatti in Naija? no be small thing oh!

thats how i saw a shop opening in Lekki

i was too shocked when i saw

Lamborghini abi Lamboghini abi Lambo Gini?

LOL

Bugatti in Naija?

Dreamer!!!!!

@redhotchillipepper
una dey go club 10

@oyinye
dont be funny. it depends on the way the guy is. guys buy drinks for random guys all the time. theres nothng wrong with a guy going 'drinks onme'. in fact in 9ja u cant go to a club without meeting sm1 who ll buy u a drink whether he knows u or not.

It would be nice if you ladies could indulge us. Someone guys aren't original but also some just don't know what else to say.

Boy: Hey babe, you should be very tired by now
Girl: Why?

Boy: Cause you've been running through my mind all night

More Rubbish lines

She: R u Jenny's brother?

me:  No

She: Gawd! You look so cute, You jst like her,

Me: Smiles

She: can I get yaw numba, so I'll tell Jenny I saw someone who looks jst like her, den call U 2 tell U her response.

Me: aiit, 0803218****

She: she starts buggin me with text msg(s)

****HISS*****

@Funmi
Lol you're not serious

JJay1:

Boy: Hey babe, you should be very tired by now
Girl: Why?

Boy: Cause you've been running through my mind all night

PREACH!!!!!

chei, chei, umu nwoke, sorry !!!!

Hmmmnnn

ow else can a guy holla at you na? Excuse me please, can i know ur name?

One idiot said to me "Sorry o, good evening, Em, please Segun is the name,wats ur name?"Wats he apologizing and begging please for? Rubbish.

1 day i go shoppin mall.one confused ugly girl con de ask me question, i was kind enough to show her where what she wanted was _{i no she was pretending} before she turn back from shelf i run commot.
after like 3mins my cousine came to the parkin lot and was askin why i ran, i lied to her that i wanted to sneeze.

lo and behold the ugly chic come meet me for car,
her: hey why did u disapear just like that
me:emmm i was, nothing!
her:there has to be a reason
me:^{tryin not to laff at her fake funetics}sorry i have to go
her: haw about you give me a lift and we get to know each other beta
me:i wish i culd but my cousine is sittin in front and we have load in the back seat
her:this is a heluxe pickup-van! the boot should contain almost anythin
me:it might start raining
her:i see no clouds in the air
my cousine:richard you are wasting my time oh  
me:i enter ma drivers seat, open the front door for ma cousine ignore the hoe and zoom off

i like your shoe, i like your bag, can i be your lover?!

this line was used by my cousing when we waz younging, he feels foolish at having to say that whenever he remembers


wat a dumbo!!

CARUSO:

i like your shoe, i like your bag, can i be your lover?!

this line was used by my cousing when we waz younging, he feels foolish at having to say that whenever he remembers


what a dumbo!!

hello sweet

one day i was waving at ma paddy jus to holla. next thin one girl near him smile and waved back
she came to me and sey hey handsome ^{i hate this statement} i jus pitty the girl because she fine

Are u guys sure people still use the 'are you familiar' line. cos by the time i was 13 years old it was already extinct. If you still get such lines its either you live around an assylum or you might be in an assylum. Both ways fact is you need deliverance.

lol

lady u:

hello sweet

who be dis again ooo!

all dis anonymous admirers tire me ooo!

who be lady u again?