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Lynix: lol sorry oo..id haven't noticed her flirt with u before.

she's a wonderful lady.

Right Yansh: Pyguru is madt! May thunder fire your right yansh!

spam guy clear ur doubt abi? Mosquito, na u?

Mygoldie: How your hatred for her take affect garri for market?
Abeg vamoose jor!!!

goldie, i knw u cried for prezzo at BBA. But this garri qstion u jst asked will definately attract ban to ur id.


Beta identify ursef b4 i ban u....

Lynix: lalaosky, 190, Mynd,.....etc.
Baby i can still strap u in dat bed

and i did not make dis list. Gree-die, i gave u holy hug.....

Mygoldie:

anoda id with 'goldie'? I
De name de make me feel like say na goldie wey de sing.


I nor like her sha....

Oahray: Idowuogbo mi luf. I nefa chop ya kiss today o

shake my tail(smt)+ shrug my shoulder(sms)....

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*yawns* i feel bitchy tonight [/quote]trouble in the air.

HQ: Popcorn please.

Onwards with the "Alingo" dance!

*louds the volume*closes his eyes as my wife dances to d tune*

Caracta: *joins the Viewing Committee*

*drags her to the center to dance alingo for everyone to see*

Redmosquito: E pain u reach dat wan?!

hahahahaha.....i mean ur own.

jhydebaba: Thanking Jah with *azonto*alingo* dancing step.

*louds the music*

Orpelin: The air-worthiness of nigeria aircraft is now questionable and worrisome.
I have to result to road transport for all my long interstate journey asap cos I love myself more than anybody else.

are the roads also safe?



Na trecking be the option now oooo....

k2039: Thanks, I appreciate your post, I'm flattered and I can't think of the best response for this.

All in all, I feel honored.

Thank you.

u are welcome,bro!

Redmosquito: ! Oya bring that ur babe for me to relax with!! [/b]

*chases him with Rwandan machette*

Redmosquito: Wetin consign me and u?! If u cannot please her shey na me cause am?! Pretty lady come and sit on mosquito's laps jare!

who tel u say i no sabi please woman? Even lalaosky, our renowned womaniser can attest to this.

*sees her close to his laps and grabs my Rwandan machette to chop his thirdleg off*

kandiikane: Abi oo. I don't know who he's trying to impress.

hmmmmm.....kandikane or kandikoboko, wat's that ur name? If it is about impression, i'l come first; meaning i wil only impress myself and not any other person. That was jst something to show apprecition, and this is all u cud derive out of that post. Shrug my shoulder(sms).

Ehen, i don impress u, oya toast me now.

Babe, u can engage in some autodidact and liberate urself from the grammartical bondage in that post, if there is any.

How was ur day?

Dopefiend: Bia no kill us wit engrish hia!

*sends grammatical do'pe to him*

ITbomb: U cannot fit do nothing
.
Say any other word and I get u banned

how dare u...dare mosquito. Our commander in chief of malaria fever is watching......

Redmosquito: I like the way u spell my name!

take ur malaria hands off her.....

skydeep: for some idio.ts like legit who doesnt know how this conversation started, I am the lady in xynerise's profile.

whaaaaaaat! That is google-buggle in comrehension! Legit, take ur very good time!



Lolling....

Caracta: Lmao. Jeez! Is it a crime? I've been laughing a lot these days (even offline). I'm enjoying it. And when i smile....oh oh

this is the evidence of having the right man in ur life. *takes credit for her 'lmaos'*

Caracta: It's official. You don craze finally. lol

it is official....i don craze for u.

skydeep: thanks. I will try my best

correct! U are welcome.....

*puts xynerise in tight corner*

Caracta: LMAOooooo

*kisses her..muah...muah....muah....*

skydeep: of course. He will allow me. I am her friend

i might use u as a detroit to snatch her from xynerise. *gives her roasted corn*

binger: Confirm! Welcome bro,hw was ur day?

thank u...thank u....thank u......thank u.....

My day was cool....bro.

skydeep: ya she is cute. I will like to see her too

is he (xynerise) goin to allow u to see her? Me mah wan see her.

caseless: K2039, u are one of those pple i look up to on nairaland. To some extent, how i follow ur post....u can now pass for e-role-model. With people like u and my other good guys right here, i can always dream to be good.


Nairaland will be intellectually arid without pple like u....and i'm one of those pple who admire ur style.

I still cant forget how ur brief tutorial saved me the stress of going from page to page to search for my 'mentions'....whenever i type my id on that textfield, ur name comes to mind. I learnt that frm u, and frm one of the best nairalanders.


Thank u, i'm honoured!

......

ItsModella: Yelz o...blow the grammar biko, ride on

hahahaha*jumps into lagoon*

skydeep: you mean d girl on his profile?

oh yes! *says yes in gangnam style*

K2039, u are one of those pple i look up to on nairaland. To some extent, how i follow ur post....u can now pass for e-role-model. With people like u and my other good guys right here, i can always dream to be good.


Nairaland will be intellectually arid without pple like u....and i'm one of those pple who admire ur style.

I still cant forget how ur brief tutorial saved me the stress of going from page to page to search for my 'mentions'....whenever i type my id on that textfield, ur name comes to mind. I learnt that frm u, and frm one of the best nairalanders.


Thank u, i'm honoured!

xynerise: Ashewo kobo kobo

xynerise, is that ur babe? Be altruistic and jst send me her number....i wan snatch her abeg. *awaits reply*