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Redmosquito: Falls from Iroko tree

*uses sledge hammer to kill mosquito*

Vanneni: Caseless yaya dey?

my munchy-crunchy! i'v missed u. zomuje, inajiranki. *zansha bakinki*

ayobase: How sure are you?

Gud-am!

ay-base, im good. i just de flex .*dances to kukere, inyanya feat aybase and binger
*

Oahray: Easy for you to say. Know how many names people have called me on nairaland alone, just cos I aired my opinion? Its part of the reason I no longer frequent religious section. People take nairaland serious and they want to be praised even when dey do not deserve it.

the day i said to someone(amosy07) who was indicting muslims, fake xtains and atheists over the okene church attack whre 20 worshipers died(killed by gunmen) to have his fact correct before pointing finger at others religions......mehn, no page of that thread went without my name. As in , NL opened in torrent of curses on me dat day. Dose dat want me to die, my parent shld perish, pray i shld not find happiness in my life, such fate shld befall my farmily etc, and stil i survived it. NL na funny place ooo...

Sijo01: Ban, ban, bannnnn!....... Was reali the cause? Sombori giv me a hint so i won't fall victim.
Gudmorin though, ye'all.

are u d lynix of last 9t?

lalaosky: lol...use ajekpako accent jor

*relocates to okokomaiko*







Guy, did u see my response to ur slum book piece..abi na u dey corner with ur wives and u cudn't check ur 'mentions'? Oya, go look for am now now.

lalaosky: GBAM!!..i like this dude..a slam is meant to be written anyhow the persons deems fit.it shouldn't be hidden...a lot of peeps dissed me in their slum from being a punny to ärse licking.i don't take it personal.it their choice.if someone cant air his views on his slam, whats the need of the thread?

*GBAMISES or GBAMINATEs this post*

lalaosky: Viewing this topic: caseless, Abrespect,
Nnekacherry, Mygoldie(f)

goodmorning lovely people.

goot morrn-iiiiinnnnngggg*uses polish accent*



How ya 9t?

Lynix: Nanyt caseless/ hornipipe/D-X/abil

do have a wonderful 9t!

Lynix: honeybun u can stop deceiving her now. U break her heart tmw n she'll feed u otapiapia

na my person, heartbreak and otapiapia does not exist in our dictionary.

Lynix: *sidesteps blow like a professional water dancer*
*grabs his neck and slams him to the ground in a bone crunching thud*











FATALITY.......

*sets cable around her neck and strangles her to death*




Plane crash....

[quote author=gree-die]u see, caseless knws im a good girl [/quote]it is obvious....we all can see that.

Lynix: *dodges kick matrix style*
*lands a balls breaking kick to his prick*

*faints cos ball pulverized and prick touched*manages to stil set a killer elbow on her face*

[quote author=c-klass][color=deeppink]
I wish r231 was d mod here [/color][/quote]i wish lalaosky was the mod. We go flex women taya.....think am....

Lynix: *falls down and pretends to faint*
*sneaks up behind him as he turns his back and land a Seamus power kick on him*

*slumps...pretends to die* springs up with an aeroplane kick to finish her completely*

[quote author=gree-die]ayo, im beginning to suspect dis is our sister uju [/quote]she is d one.....

[quote author=gree-die]no mind dat guy o... i no know where he from come.
u know i don't flirt[/quote]i trust u. Na ujsizzle b dat.

Lynix: *delivers bicycle kick on air from d upper cut, and smashes his face to a pulp*

*prevents the bycycle kick+ gives her motocycle kick.....nacks her head on the wall*

hornipipe: lol red font colour + smiley = 190

hmmmm....he must have derailed or something. 190, mus u always get banned?

Lynix: *dodges punch, water bends saliva to pour on him*

*gives her upper-cut to increase bruises on her face..dodges saliva. With a kick...*

Mygoldie:

yeah.......

hornipipe: 190 how far
You don commit again ?

my God, na 190 be dat ? The usual suspect, i guess.

Lynix: *slaps him and spits out a river*

*drags her...pours back her ocean-size saliva with a punch*

Mygoldie:

I go slap you oh.

no slap me, jst hug me.

Lynix: *tongue out*

*catches her tongue with my lips*

Lynix: jeesssoooos....

mother of jeessssssoooosss

Mygoldie: Ban who?? me?

goldieluks, i go ban u ooo.

Mygoldie: I said it....Ujsizzle.

na uj sef, i think say na caracta.


Goldieluks....

Lynix: lol do i sound like one?

CARACTA

Lynix: is that some internet lingo u tryna trend??

follow the trend, it is my lingo.....


E be like say i knw u.....

Lynix: i know she is. She reminds me of me at her age

haaaaaannnnn! Are u a lady?

Right Yansh: How did you know?!

from redmosquito to right yansh.....shake my tail(smt)