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[color=#0066ff]Mere Fodder for the winged serpent of fate
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maybe i should have ur id fully anglicised before ur wife. How do u do dat? Dont jst come up with that....cos u will make a real balls-up of urself .

Vanneni: ok na. I know jes what to stard doing.

abeg no fyt me.....i de fear fyt pls.

Vanneni: Juice juice juice, I said juice. or aint your ears functioning anymore wo leave my waist!

*done as told and consolidating the position of my hand*

Caracta: smh...can you imagine?

imagine wat? I love u and the insxription was in that post....

Vanneni: You have you ever been in any stable marriage before You're here talking. smhnt4u.

i have ooooo....i have. If i wasn't, then caracta wld not be here. U are my xtraconnect, is that not an enough evidence? *serves her more chilled hydro.....ga ruwa mai sanyi*

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Pls am having probs Deciphering ya Gender -- U're Male Or Female? Lemme Know how to handle ya Quote [/color]

na male.....u saw wher i said 'i marry women'...so wat does that tell u?

[quote author=gree-die]thanks better person!! d rest no fit console me..... nansense ple![/quote]u are welcome! Hope u nor de gbono feli-feli again?

Vanneni: you work well under pressure then.

sure...jst make the meteo tensed, and i'l be good at whatever.....

Vanneni: It's a hot afternoon na. I need a glass of very chilled orange juice. Thanks in advance.

*serves her iced hydro...with my hands wrapped around her wais*


*tells her not to make me do this cos caracta is my number one, inasonta *

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Super Story -- Which Episode are U Unto Bruv? [/color]

abegi, go mend ur marriage make u commot for my head. Men of this days, wen u see us marrying , u'd also want to take after us...and u dont have the ingridient to keep women. I keep them, i love them...we dont breakup, we makeup.
My wives....where are u?

[quote author=gree-die]ah ah!! i steal ur money? u be lady V? abeg abeg my temper dey hot today o, no just try meo b4 i lose my temper and scatter my anger!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote]as e de hot, madam gree-die, wetin happen again?

*consoles her with a holy hug*

Vanneni: I've seen you type longer things than that.

if so, then the situation u saw me typing that long was more of tension and e-face-off. Under this circumstance(calm atmosphere), it will be difficult. Who knws, i might stir controversy if do or type that long.

Goldieluks: Aww sweets......you are forgiven.
~dials her lawyer~
Goldie~[/b]hello......
[b]Lawyer~[/b]Hello Ms Goldie, how may i be of help?
[b]Goldie~[/b]Hmmm...am calling to let you know that I've changed my mind concerning the divorce.
[b]Lawyer~ Please Ms, may i know why?
[b]Goldie~[/b]You drink alomo? I say cancel the appointment quickly. What am i paying you for, to ask questions?

was he not told to stay away frm u by the court? And they said he should not be seen 500m close to u? Do u want to be 'chris-browned'?

Vanneni: Thank you. I don't need it anymore.

why? No, u cant do dat oooo....u must 'need' it. *forces the tea into her*she coughs* holds her*

ayobase: Contemplating!

ay-base, are uu scared? Com'on, u are bigger than that. She b agbero, but u can make her a romantic agbero. She go de give u agbero style. *sings...opam agbero style*

ayobase: So, she has a lover!
Hmm Hmmmmmm!

everybody jst de catch him own, u wan take last? Go grab ur own abeg. Ehen, that agbero na sure banker, are u intrested?

ayobase: IT is surely in the air!

hmmmmm.....

xynerise: Hell boy?

for weye? If i hear.......

xynerise: myopia I guess

shake my tail(smt)....

ayobase: Inasonki abi?

ay-base, wetin be dat? U wan decypher that greek line? Smt.....

ayobase: Agbero with swaggz?

she dey here for nairaland. I dont knw if she is swaggerlish, maybe the agberoism in her must have super-imposed the swagg part of her.

Caracta: Hmmmm. Interesting. Ba wahala

shikenan tambayan da zakiyimun? Inasonki.....kamar ba gobe....


*winks*

ayobase: I like her too....SMT!

hahahahaha.....refer to my last quote to ur post pls.... I shake my tail.

Caracta: Hmmm. Does that mean caseless is the lazy type? I'll conduct my own personal interview for you.

ans: at all. I'm becoming more photophobic dis days, so i dont like exposin myself to rays emanating from the screen of lappy or fone. Thou, i use fone more often to chat here cos the screen is shielded with dark shield.

Keep dem coming....

ayobase: Tea only no fit solve this kain cold....and this one wey I dey single.....

only tea cudnt help and u are complaining due to singlton(remember maths)... Wat of one agbero gal like dat? She brief(short), but her bodi no be here oooo. She for nor bad for this kain tym.



*gives him human abrasive*

ayobase: Na BOMB!

ok, JTF xynerise is here.

xynerise: . What is wrong with everybody's eyes?

it is either our 20/20 vision is not in order or maybe we shld blame it on optical illusion....e be like say we nor de see, abi?

Caracta: Where's your slum book?

dont say i'm suffering from agraphia, but i cant type that long. Even if i'l do that, then hardly a line will pass without ur name. U'd see explorer, acidosis, model-mike, vanneni, ayobase, binger, pearl-hapi, xynerise, mosquito, odunnu, 190 etc .....all for the right reason.
But the sad part of it is dat i cant have it laid out here.....

ayobase: Finally.....

In Obey's Voice.....let no one put assunder.......

if 190 read that reply, i knw say him belle go de do am potokiri-potokiri....

ayobase: ITs gonna fully die soon!

are u sure of this?

Caracta: lol...which man?

me *monopolises my property*

xynerise: If u really understand Igbo u for react to "Onu Nkapi"

my God, did u say that too? *grabs kunu*