₦airaland Forum

charix:
Which one, suya roaster or gateman?

1. Because most northern locations're rural in nature and farming is their means of survival. Cows're rife in these areas and suya spots exist in almost every corner.

2. Most northerners come to big cities to escape the life of farming destined on them. Coming to a big city and your only skill is roasting meat what would you do to stop you from a life of crime
In other cases, if one has no skill then being a gateman is the way to go. The two professions're stereotypical of northerners.

HFOG:
Ask Truckpusher na im block her for road.

HFOG:
Too much of a hard work to go dig out your words. So for record's sake are you still interested in my baby?

Truckpusher:
Hehe

Every man has a strange way of expressing love .

There are some ladies you just have to laugh at their dry jokes to express love while some you beef them big time and they'll become curious about that persona and will always want to come close and conquer you. But in her case I'm not expressing love - I've already given her to my friend Caseless.

HFOG:
Given her out yet stalking her? How possible? Seems you're denying the obvious. Btw, your friend tried denying she's his some pages behind. I believe you two know that my baby's no public property. You know the right thing to do if you're seeking for her hand in...

Truckpusher:
we we Na people wey dey smoke Igbo

Truckpusher:
Put ya baby on a tight leash.

She's trying to emasculate Caseless in this forum and I'll not stand and watch as my fellow man is being humbled and turned into an indoor cat by Beamborla and her entire crew.

Vannywealth:
Huh? Do I know you?

modelmike7:
. . . . You dare call our First Lady a Klepto? It is so obvious your parents did not train you well. Perhaps they do, but a gutter girl will always be one. *Hiss*

anago500:
For where, I fine pass you well well......

Vannywealth:

Vannywealth:
I have been good dear.
My hair is progressing well though l am still far from my aspired destination.


Good morning everyone.

9icegee:
*wot is the meaning of this... who asked her to tag me *

bamtos14:
1. When Barcelona’s Xavi was 19, he almost signed
for Milan. His father gave his “yes” to him but his
mother said “if Xavi leaves Barca, I will divorce!”

bamtos14:
2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s youth team was 4-0
down, he came in as a substitute and scored 8
goals.

bamtos14:
3. Juan Mata is the first player in history to have
joined Manchester United from Chelsea.

bamtos14:
4. Xherdan Shaqiri has so far won league titles in
every year of his professional career !

bamtos14:
5. Alex Song has 27 siblings – 17 sisters and 10
brothers.

bamtos14:
6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier League player to
score 100 goals without scoring a hat-trick.

bamtos14:
7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after former US
President Ronald Reagan.

bamtos14:
8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with
more than a hundred players, but never with a Man
United player.

bamtos14:
9. Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his
youth team won 23 – 0. He scored all 23 goals.

bamtos14:
10. Chelsea have been relegated more times than
they have won the league.

bamtos14:
11. The difference in Messi’s age and Ronaldo’s age
is 869 days. The same difference between Messi
and Ronaldo’s son.

bamtos14:
12. Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in his
whole career.

bamtos14:
13. Only one GOLD Premier League trophy has
been awarded and it was to Arsenal because in
2003/2004 season, they didn’t lose one match.

bamtos14:
14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks,
4goals on 31 occasions, 5 goals on 6 occasions, and 8
goals onan occasion.

bamtos14:
15. When Mourinho says you have a bright future,
it means you can’t make his team at the present.

bamtos14:
16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at
the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher
for mocking his family’s financial status.

bamtos14:
17. CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives
blood and getting a tattoo will render him unable
to do so for 6 months.

bamtos14:
18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys
in one day. Juventus sold 0 (zero) Bendtner jersey
in one season.

bamtos14:
19. In January 2003, Van Gaal was SACKED by
Barcelona after leaving them just 3 points above
the relegation zone.

bamtos14:
20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the
same Tactical Management school

bamtos14:
21. Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit,
Henry,Vieira, Fabregas, RVP, Adebayor and Nasri
for £42 million. Then sold them for £206 million.

bamtos14:
22. Hearts of Oak never lost a game in the Ghana
Premier League but they couldn’t clinch the league
title.

anago500:
Shut up suleiman and put your cap straight, stop tilting it to one side, it does not fit you......

Alphaoscar:
He already shot himself in the leg by his immature conduct during the Senate Presidency election saga.


Even if he should win the primary he will not be allowed to fly the APC flag. I hope the party can get a cool headed, intelligent, hard-working and loyal party man that will fly that flag in the governorship election.

sanbells:
How duh f*ck does she let dat thing climb her.... Talk more of kissing her .... Lawd have mercy, I'd rather remain single all my life

enoqueen:
Oyinbo people go get name for this defect.

This is not been ugly.

omenka:
The question people should ask is- did Buhari take those pics himself and upload them on the internet or social media?? He's the president and whether he likes it or not, he gets the most attention in the country, and paparazzis would always trail him wherever he goes, except in his bedroom.

And who says he's not started working?? Are the meetings and briefing he's been holding just tea parties. Are decisions on governance not taken at those meetings?? Are the pics we get not from those meetings?? As he works, pictures of him are taken and splashed on the social media.

To some shallow minded folks, as long as we are seeing pictures of him, it means he's been playing.

Anyone not comfortable with the course of events and what they might yield in the future, like rallying the country's neighbours to clip the wings of rampaging terrorist in the North, going after terrorists in the ND creeks, ensuring the armed forces secure our oil installations, probing NNPC and merging duplicitous federal agencies should simply go apply for citizenship in Syria- they won't be missed.

liberty300:
let me understand this: did you and your likes vote GEJ out so you can blame him for nigeria's problems?

liberty300:
thats hogwash; these guys are still into the blame game after all these while. If they felt things were so bad and unfixable, why did they decide to run for presidency. It's sad that they called and taunted the previous govt with words like "clueless" while in actual fact they are the clueless ones.

They have done nothing to ease Nigerians pains; food prices are in the rise, fuel prices are still on the high side, the naira is crashing on the daily, boko haram menace is still rampant up north, violence is brewing all over nigeria; from the east, south south, west n north.

Nigeria will never admit things are getting worst but would rather like photo gallery of the president... We're not in holllywood or nollywood, we don't care for paparazzi pictures of our president

bodeloja:
For decades Northern President messed up this country, so i dont see your point, Buhari better not disappoint.

Whether my job is a difficult one or easy it is up to him, but I’m here to thank you in advance for ‎what good and ill you are going to do to me.

For members of the State House Press Corps, it is a first time that they would be meeting the president, starting from President Obasanjo up to President Goodluck Jonathan.