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Darkchocolate:
No need to scream Pookie, a gentle whisper would do

Darkchocolate:

Darkchocolate:
It certainly isn't you, is it?

Dtrader1:
nawa ooo , na so so so so decry dem dey decry.
Before election DECRY.
During election.. DECRY
After elections DECRY
before Handover DECRY
After Handover dem go still..... fill in the Gap abeg


abi cry no dey finish for una Eyes

vheMa:
yeah I tink life is short,that's y I did what u asked for,smile when you still have teeth

Sile12:
19. Karol Wojtyla, before he was Pope John Paul II, has a shave in 1960.

Sile12:
16. Kim Jong Un, already in uniform.

Darkchocolate:
Goes nicely with dark chocolate...don't you think?

vheMa:
you're the 7th person to tell me dis o,there's nothing wrong with my legs o,am all fair(no forming) this is me o,see dis pic. I think its the camera or effect I took both the same day

GentleMimi:
Are you trying to make my head swell? Give up.

Darkchocolate:
Hahaha... Done this before... Went into A lounge/restaurant once ...sat down and they brought the menu.. Omo come see price ... 4000 Naira for a plate of one average meal like that ... Ah ah...I fit eat with that money for 1week naa... So I just chill, after like 10mins, I pretended to get a call and that I was telling the person where I was but they didn't seem to be hearing me due to bad reception. So I just je jejely and respectfully excused myself and told the waiters I needed to go finish the call outside to direct my friend in...

I tear comot from that place sharp sharp... No long thing. Why would you sell me a plate of chips and one small looking chicken like that for nearly half my allowee? A beg oooo ... My mama no be Mrs Dangote Dantata

But yawa go gas for your head if you dey make fake call and receive a real call at the same time...especially if your phone is on loud. My dear...OYO shall be your case

I know on the Apple App Store there are actually apps that help you ''make fake calls'... You set it up on a timer, and the app actually configures your phone to ring you and engages you in a conversation with the imaginary person on the other end. The beauty is no phone credit is used. So you can set it if you are going on a date ...for the app to ring you in 1hr or 30mins....

Depending on how your date is going, you can either answer and tell your date the call is urgent and have to leave or you can just tell your date it was just a friend making an enquiry and continue with your date. Brilliant App!

I don't know if Android has it though. I'm sure they do.

Darkchocolate:
Goes nicely with dark chocolate...don't you think?

missterious:
They do not look happy. I said it again. Hug a transformer.

SeverusSnape:
They are fools, they never accept defeat.

GentleMimi:
Lol. I definitely will. Many things to do, very little time to do them. Missing me?

Briee:
Haha, bad pikin that's all u could remember. How was service today?

Ilekeh:
E be like say you don see the thing before.

Does Dokubo swing both ways?

lalasticlala:
Abeg Im not ngwa man..

Setaje:
This is really why I dislike him so much. I really wish ijaws don't take this man and other militants seriously. What exactly have they done in ijaw land?. All he shouts is resource control and how other regions are leeching on them. Meanwhile an ijaw man was the president. A time when Asari and his foolish followers would have done something for their people. They decided to enrich only themselves. I really dislike this man, tompolo and the rest. They don't Care about anybody. Just themselves. This idiots were fighting during yaraduas time because they had not tasted money. Now they have tasted money. They cannot fight. How can he fight wiv a stomach that big.

missterious:
Ewww. They do not look happy.

lalasticlala:
M

GentleMimi:
I dey gbamest

Briee:
..

PentiumPro:
Foolishness is when you think you know, but in reality you don't know.

GentleMimi:
Both u and Lagunna shld go and sleep inside shalanga. How u dey, yeye somborri?

lagunna1:
Manchester United

vicben27:
do I look lik a gay freak to U? Better don hi me!

GentleMimi:
Last I checked, I ain't owning nada !