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Crime › Re: 20 Year Old Nigerian Man Shot Dead In UK by Caseless: 2:08am On Apr 28, 2015

It seems the whole world is against us.

Celebrities › Re: Meet The 8 Successful Nigerians Who Didn’t Go To A University by Caseless: 2:06am On Apr 28, 2015

*looks at my certificate and smiles*
If you let this message get to you and force u to burn your own, you are a boko haram member.
It is not always about certificate though.

Politics › Re: IMF Calls For Further Currency Depreciation In Nigeria by Caseless: 1:55am On Apr 28, 2015*

These ducks won't leave us alone.
FYI, it is going to be Buhari's presidency very soon, and not jonathan's that crawl upon seeing christen Largarde/IMF. I hope this does not happen before may 29.
30 years ago, Buhari rejected such crass request, he shall reject it again.

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Romance › Re: True Facts Ladies Should Know About Guys by Caseless: 1:50am On Apr 28, 2015

*in 2face's voice* na 2-2 chicks i go de carry. one in my bed , another one in my jacuzzi.

Politics › Re: Buhadaft Out To Stifle The Press by Caseless: 1:43am On Apr 28, 2015

Op, take ur stale story down...this story is on fp already.

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Politics › Re: Apc’s Mama Taraba Rejects Governorship Result, Heads For Tribunal by Caseless: 1:39am On Apr 28, 2015

Taraba
Rivers
Akwa ibom , are on our hitlist. The days of shambolic elections are over in Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Full Report Of PWC Forensic Audit On Missing $20billion Oil Amount. by Caseless: 1:36am On Apr 28, 2015

Where is the report?

Politics › Re: Is Buhari's AIT Ban An Own Goal? by Caseless: 1:35am On Apr 28, 2015

olu77:
For subjective news and reports people tune to AIT
For objective news, reports and analysis Channels tv all the way

Raymond dug the grave for his investment with his own hands

DOKPESI was aiming to become the next chief of staff if gej wins, so he ended up using the explosives on himself.
Imagine the Dokpesi tagged a mastermind of october 1st bombing at e-square in 2010 by gej's hawks coming ouu in full 'throttle' against gej's opponents in 2015.

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Politics › Re: Is Buhari's AIT Ban An Own Goal? by Caseless: 1:05am On Apr 28, 2015*

It is an away goal in UEFA champions league for Buhari.
Reasons: 1.Tinubu has a pending case in court in which he filed a suit demanding AIT to pay damage for character assassination. I guess this case is yet to be determined by the court.
2. Osinbajo had to seek a court injuction to stop a 'defamatory' documenary they almost aired in his name(thank God for the court).
3. AIT/NTA were the first to breach the abuja-accord by throwing away the ethics of journalism and going the full-length by airing that destructive documentary against the person of Buhari.
They went far as accusing Buhari supporters of hacking into their system when they organised a poll and saw that their preferred candidate was loosing.
How do you expect Buhari to lounge with them when they have not shown remorse for their actions and 'retracted' their false allegations against him?
Until the megascopic scarification crested on these individuals are defaced by an 'un-woven' apology, our subtle bile against them shall remain insitu.

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Romance › Re: 5 Ways Technology Is Affecting Your S*x Life by Caseless: 1:03am On Apr 28, 2015

Sex is fvcking over-rated!
NB: I can't stay 20minutes without touching my phone, how about that?

Fashion › Re: How To Rock The Bralet Fashion Trend. by Caseless: 12:58am On Apr 28, 2015

I think I like that. grin

Politics › Re: Oil Prices ‘will Hit Optimum Level’ As Demand Grows by Caseless: 12:44am On Apr 28, 2015

Thank God!

It is good to know that it is going to hit 'optimum level' , but not under that petrodollar-loving jonathan and his his courtesan called Diezani.

Even oil price fall sef take style campaign for Buhari. After we've succeeded in booting gej out, it is about to rise again.
When Baba said oil price can be stabilized, you all thought he was not asked by God to pass that message- now it is happening. grin

Sai Baba PTF and overseer of our refineries!

Celebrities › Re: Bovi And Toolz Looking Lovely In Nice Traditional Outfits (pic) by Caseless: 12:43am On Apr 28, 2015

Toolz is bleached.

Romance › Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:40am On Apr 28, 2015

sinaj:
dnt gerit

you have not found any sex fact on the above listed ones to share with me? undecided

Romance › Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:38am On Apr 28, 2015

The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

Seun must lose his girlfriend(even though she's unknown like ayo fayose's deputy) to me this year.

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Romance › Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:32am On Apr 28, 2015

yhusiee:
Intelligent point out tho bu LWKM

upon picturing a swollen one in my head, I laughed hysterically. grin

The guy doesn't love a deflated or 'flattened' one.

Romance › Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:24am On Apr 28, 2015

sinaj:
ow do I form?

I dnt fink I form,

m jux me

this post is ticked as a heehaw.

Celebrities › Re: Bovi And Toolz Looking Lovely In Nice Traditional Outfits (pic) by Caseless: 12:23am On Apr 28, 2015

yhusiee:
O gini kwa? What is the relationship between your comment and the thread?

absolutely none. That was a "spill-over" reaction to pre-election fatuity sub-vitreously aired by those hacks we co-habit this milieu with.

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Romance › Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:11am On Apr 28, 2015

sinaj:
..

even u wey de form big girl wan behave like kids?
SMS!

Romance › Re: 12 Sex Facts That Will Make You Laugh by Caseless: 12:09am On Apr 28, 2015

They're indeed hillarious, but what I found very funny is the OP's moniker- luvSwollenPussy.
grin

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Celebrities › Re: Bovi And Toolz Looking Lovely In Nice Traditional Outfits (pic) by Caseless: 12:00am On Apr 28, 2015

"as for me and my family, we're voting gej".
Useless boy that was insulting buhari here and there.

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Romance › Re: Question For All Singles; Why Do You Want To Get Married? by Caseless: 10:39pm On Apr 27, 2015

omenka:
No mind the perv. Dude's looking for a free "show". You know how those folks do their trads.

Caseless don't even think about it, she nor even know the road to Calabari.

I love ogoni/kalabari people... sai dakuku peterside

Romance › Re: Question For All Singles; Why Do You Want To Get Married? by Caseless: 10:34pm On Apr 27, 2015

MizMyColi:
Omenka, Caseless got motivvvesss. Be warned o o

Romance › Re: Question For All Singles; Why Do You Want To Get Married? by Caseless: 10:33pm On Apr 27, 2015

MizMyColi:
We dey your matter so.
It won't be long

nor leave my matter pls.

Romance › Re: Question For All Singles; Why Do You Want To Get Married? by Caseless: 10:30pm On Apr 27, 2015

omenka:
Thanks. . I think the day I "jump the broom" (ohh, the broom... God bless APC ) would be the day Nairalanders get to see my face.

*throws a made in shrine broom before him to jump * the countdown starts now.

Romance › Re: Question For All Singles; Why Do You Want To Get Married? by Caseless: 10:16pm On Apr 27, 2015

omenka:
Bros, na Earth's Galaxy I been dey refer to oo. You and your queer mind. Smh.

I see...

Romance › Re: Question For All Singles; Why Do You Want To Get Married? by Caseless: 10:14pm On Apr 27, 2015

omenka:
Apparently, I'm the Saint amongst the bunch as my mention doesn't go with an emoticon. Truckpusher case na die.

Well, as for me, I would have been save for some stuff that had to do with our tribes. But right now I've got the prettiest, coolest damsel in the world with tittties made in heaven and I'm gonna walk her down that isle sooner than later. Possibly in September.

is she from ogoni land or kalabari region? I wanna attend a wedding in that region. Mizmycoli should be among d 'bridal maid'.

Romance › Re: Question For All Singles; Why Do You Want To Get Married? by Caseless: 10:04pm On Apr 27, 2015

MizMyColi:

Your own case don settle.

I'm talking about those wey their own still dey Angel Gabriel table.

Truckpusher

Barcanista

Omenka

Caseless...

Try replying the first thought that comes to mind @Topic

yesu almasihu!
Taxanomically, I don't think I belong to the same phylum with truckpusher; he's way a megascopic bad boy when compared to others. *frowns*
help me beg angel Gabe to look into my case shap shap...

Romance › Re: Question For All Singles; Why Do You Want To Get Married? by Caseless: 9:56pm On Apr 27, 2015

omenka:
It was beyond me hon. Trust me, I always wish it was different. We still best buddies though, but no monkey businesses involved.

And as for the t!tties, naaah. They just like the icing on the cake. She's a lump of sugar inside out. Gotta be the luckiest dude in the milky way.

cowbell needs to present you an award.

Romance › Re: Question For All Singles; Why Do You Want To Get Married? by Caseless: 9:51pm On Apr 27, 2015

MizMyColi:

Your own case don settle.

I'm talking about those wey their own still dey Angel Gabriel table.

Truckpusher

Barcanista

Omenka

Caseless...

Try replying the first thought that comes to mind @Topic

Politics › Re: Explain Why Gov Ameachi Is Not Clapping In This Picture(photo) by Caseless: 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2015

Firefire:
he was thinking, hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't enter one chance ooooooooooooo,

my bad association with this elements don kworupt my future now...

go and leak ur wound.

Celebrities › Re: Jennifer Igwegbe Sparkles In New Classy Photos by Caseless: 4:55pm On Apr 27, 2015

qadeerkug:
she resemble my mum sef

nawa ooo

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