₦airaland Forum

iamtewwy:
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other
things being equal, what is the expected price of
petrol per litre?
Jonathan: N87.
Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is d answer?
Buhari: sir, za only items zat change is frice, so
our change formular is;
Ip N119 changed to N49
zen N97 will CHANGE to N27
Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?
Buhari: kai teasher it's a simfle arithmetic, even women for market can solbe it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE
GMB TILL 2023

barcanista:
He has been acquitted due to the magnanimity of the Clueless Presido

taharqa:
Then be ready for war then cos GEJ will win come Feb 14, 2015.

Meanwhile, we know the region This ya 'war' will consume....wetin concern us

*modified*
You do not rep d views of most Northerners (hopefully) so e concern us

Anticorruption:
like your master i guess

Rich4god:
My brother, the thing tire me... If things continue like this, time will come when a region of the country might be entirely wiped out or under serious threat whilst other region will continue leaving as if nothing is happening... Its time we start showing support for our brothers up north...

agabusta:
Both of them has impressive resumes. But I am particularly impressed with that of El Rufai. The man finished with a first class in Quantity Surveying and even at his old age went to study law and finished with a Second class upper. He still then went further to study Masters in Public Admin again. Thats cool.

Juliaann:
Just STFU and swerve

look I don't even have time for useless people like you I just don't know y am wasting my time replying

shadowgwalker:
see the yéyé question you dey ask me like I'm that position to know. why don't you go to the right person's to ask?
oh! sorry, you won't even believe what they say. guy I'm not a government staff, I'm not a politician. I've listed my few benefits.
you can go ahead and follow your blood-shedder.

shadowgwalker:
God 4bid!you will fail woefully!your evil intentions won't work in my generation!go to Libya and contest please.

DDeliverer:
So IF he becomes president and we ask him to stop Boko-haram for instance, he won't respond abruptly to our request because it'll take away his valorous part??

Bros, unlike you, we are not all Melu-melu.

jacksparrow1207:
Dude are u this jobless and shameless that all you've got to do is threaten and hit on a lady on a faceleSs social forum? When dem dey share shame, where u waka go? Choi! Some naija dudes tho. Smh

Juliaann:
Nobody I repeat nobody can make this place hot for me you can only do your worst

DDeliverer:
Tell your oga to provide his certificate na..
Wait o..are you people mad? Provide certificate and let this matter die na!! See how you guys keep going in circles like foolish f00ls...

Buhari scammed his way into the military..Prove me wrong by showing me your certificate!

Dazal..

Tongsman:
If I may add, how has the Ph.D of the President helped this country

eighTHREAD:
Nigerians not protesting is what you get when the president of a nation divides his people along ethnic and religious lines. If the people try to stand for a reasonable good of the country, a section of the country known for triibalism, who feel the president supports their course will sit back at home and attack those calling for a change. They don't care if the whole north burns. To them, GEJ is helping them get revenge for the civil war. I expect several protests to start in nigeria as from next week, whether that section joins or not. Below are comments from such tribalistic people the above poster doesn't give a damn like our president as long as his region is not affected. The bold part of his comment shows the assertion that he believes the north is getting their full vengeance this one will only stop beign comfortable when boko haram enters his region, so he cares less if other regions burn.

pendy79:
Sorry is it a problem if they share poster of their pastor running on a ticket to rejuvenate Nigeria? You won't have been hurt if the poster were that of JonaTAN ba?
God really works in a miraculous way

There was no outcry when JonaTAN the clueless deceived baba adeboye and went kneeling down to.receive anointing deceiving himself thinking he is deceiving God that he is a Christian.

What is Christlike in his handling of Nigeria? I'm a muslim maritime operator and the only time my company books gave me piece of mind was when I engaged a honest and sincere born again as head of accounts till date it has been 3 years of sound sleep and over blossoming revenue.

Now if Buhari Mr honesty and integrity have a vice who is known and praised by the church hierarchy to be sound, godly and worthy to head one of the richest branches of the church then Nigerians need not fear or despair again for in the 2candidates of the APC the will of God for our country will manifest

I can take the words of the two to bank because they live and practise what they say.

Kudos to the eggheads in the APC, thanks for listening to the voice of wisdom of Obasanjo and the counsel of Fashola and Asiwaju Tinubu to field Prof. Osinbajo, this ticket deeply sent scud missiles into the camp of the PDP and imagine two biggest bloc of voters are all APC now just by the choice of Prof./Pastor Yemi Osinbajo.
The Christian bloc and the entire south west bloc and even his marriage into the Awolowo Dynasty. Truly God himself plotted the ways of the pastor long ago.

Long Live APC
Sai Buhari
Sai Osinbajo.
Sai Nigeria.

Na wa o, see pastors and church ushers dey share poster of the same Buhari they called a fundamentalist and a muslim fanatic 4years ago for church, God truly is Great.

well God use Esther to save the Jews through her marriage to a pagan Persian King that same God lives forever

Our Nation will be reborn.

Chanchit:
I won't be surprised if I wake up tomorrow morning to see GEJ $ex tape with patience, cos this man is desperate. Btw I can't use all this free data wastinG away on my phone to watch that rubbish, I would rather return it to MTN.

omenka:
Yes it will, and help create a more qualitative educational system so you and people like you can get better education.

clevvermind:
anyhow, Jonathan must win. even if it free and fair. buhari cannot win any election in Nigeria.

Unibenstudent:
Due to the fact that I believe in a more corrupt free nation and a nation where looters don't go Scot free and a more robust and industrialised nigeria,I hereby declare for buhari.

DDeliverer:
...And what is Nasir El-Rufai??

InsaneTamie:
I swear I love neither ffk nor GMB nor gej. but to be honest I'm tired of PDP rice let's see at least for 4 years if APC fufu will offer better nutrition. we can vote them out if they mess up. try change

CFCfan:
Lol, John Kerry stands no chance at all, when even the Liberal lioness herself-Sen Elizabeth Warren-is polling below 10% amongst Democrats.
I believe Carly is positioning herself to be the vice-presidential nominee of the GOP

iluvweed:


80% correct!

Juliaann:
Monkey

Kolade354:
Ever since i know you you never make the good choice from dating a weed smoker to supporting a clueless man. Think think think think..........you this fool shouting jonathan if you are given UK visa today am so sure u wont reject it......keep em coming am ever ready for you wanke*

jingh:
hahahahahaha you harsh oooo

jusRadical:
You are wrong my friend. The USA Government does not say anything like moslem extremism. Please listen to news and be informed.

They were not even at France for the march.

idumuose:
caseless casket,do you expect Haribubu to indict himself by confirming that he truly sick?

Be reminded that it was Haribubu who made the statement below:

[size=17pt]only death can stop me from contesting 2015 election - Muhammadu Buhari [/size]