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..... mimi don suffer...

Truckpusher: She prolly don't know the guys she's fuccking with...

don't blame them biisches ,they are still wearing nappies

This yield of a girl behaves like she's still bed wetting.

b4 she start dat one, make she go ask shollypopz/wu zetian, abil and other stewpid gals like her.....how i handled dem

Truckpusher: What is disgusting right now lil sis?

no mind her.....

GentleMimi: Eeejit!.....

sharrap!

Yield: Who is this caseless m-oron? Someone give him a chill pill, abeg. Ain't scared of nobody, so don't think you can intimidate me, no brethren.

u oafish fishwife, i hope u are not trying to turn d ballyrag in me on tonight? i'm sure u can't stand d heat......

Truckpusher: And you're feeling so important, because you've been spoken to?

When did we start taking excuses before talking to hoes?

i jst taya for her ooo. she no fit stand d heat when d fire eventually comes on.

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Jekyll is on loan.[/color][/quote]na microfinance bank property hin be?

Yield: Make me.

yield, dont yield

all these komai da ruwanka(everything concerns me) shld get d fucck outta here....

Truckpusher: what is the matter with this one?

na spike ishh b dat!

Yield: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

mtswww...jst sharrap!

Truckpusher: GragraMimi how is your toto naa?

wet

Mondisweets: u r a serious case

sharrap already! where is jekyll and dont8?

tabisegroup: ... I wil never allow exam results decide ma fate in dis life..#TeamBillGate#.

....*falls into folawiyo's tank*

Iaz93: [size=33]NIGERIANS!!!!!!!!!![/size] Una no dey like hear truth.

Y'all should keep on deceiving peeps here. If you like don't read. Be looking at Bill Gates wey no finish school and Dangote wey no go school. I pity una.

Read hard, READ! READ!! STUDY!!!!!!! THIRD CLASS IS NOTHING!

bros, forget! everything shouldn't be tied to academic excellence in our society. we are on strike now, and i'm right in my campus reading ahead of when ASUU feels it right to call off tha strike; dont think everybody advising here is on a 3rd class or trying to comfort d guy for being a 3rd class student..he must b encouraged.




jacob zuma attended evening class and he's today d president of south africa!

Daresh: I made a third class in school and I knew there was no way I would start looking for work. After my one and only job that I carried over from NYSC, I focused on self employment. Now I run a travel consulting firm and no one sends what I graduated with.

this is d spirit!



i'm striving to take 2-1 home jst to prove to my parent they did not waste their money on me(as most nigerians think about third-class), i know what i'll become in life is not tied to my 2-1 any 1st class ..



keep it up!

tejusexyeyes: Hello people. I finished with a third class in Biochemistry and i sometimes feel inferior submitting my CV. I wish to go for Pgd or professional course but dont know how to go about it.

touching story sha! the truth is that , d society is not helping issues cos every achievement is tied to d class of degree one graduate with, when the richest men in d world today are drop-outs.



don't be distracted and remain steadfast, the best in u is yet to come, bro!

Export1: Thank you for this message!!!

u are welcome!

bluntAF: LOOOOOOOL!!! I once chewed a very tiny amount of it. I was okay but 2 hours later shii got real... I just went to bed sha. Thank God it was really tiny.

ur head small.......


we chop wraps like rice...

Mondisweets: [s]u and i are not in the west do how does it concern us as Africans[/s] im not single

sharrrap @ the strike-through......and line in bold is proven by this pic below..... .....how can b single when u always look like this woman?.....sms!

Mondisweets:

GentleMimi: I am bubbling in the Lord!

somebody shout halelluya! olubukato, see mimi in gunwoman pose....

spikes C: Caseless, congratulations

spike and son...

dont8: Morning, the gatemankeeper

*sharpens my mallam machete and shreds him*

Bukato3: Case to the less

i just de vex.....u come call mimi b4 me. dat gal wey stingy with her thing; she no wan give boiz




oga mi, how ya 9t now?

dont8: Single?

She's a granny!

granny? no worry, pple stil go for granny dis days......u remember dat ekiti man dat ra'ped 75 yr old woman?

Mondisweets: Someone tell me who the baby father is please

oboi, see question! how e wan take know wen na only bele we see ? jst provide of when she was having sexxxx that led to dis pregnancy , and we shall give u d answer...simple!

magician dont8, goodmorning!

Mondisweets: even in the bible days the man go to work and the women stay at home and take care of the house

and if it is in d bible like u said, why is d west thinking muslims that keep to dis teaching are enslaving their women?




mondi, are u single?

Truckpusher: Mates,durex and ruffryders and some other ones though some are more expensive like mates goes for #2500 to #3000 while original durex and ruffryders goes for less but ensure that they aren't expired or of low quality and no matter what use your cream or saliva to lubricate it before use

in whitney houston's voice; 'i learn from da best, i learn from u'...

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]how your hand reach there? as short as you are[/quote]6"3'....i tall small

Truckpusher: You're prolly gonna catch something......condoms are not 100% safe you know that?
they've got pores that are bigger than some virus .it only sifters the semen and not viruses and bacterias.
you need to dig a hole with some level of responsibility though it's never written on the face.

oboy, na true ooo....*konji dies down automatically*
u need to see me when i went for d test in my school, oboi, my bp skyrocket that day, than GOD it was negative. i swear i no go do am again...

i heard about that perforation too, but what brand can u recommend ?