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[quote author=Maria-Goretti]your father must hear this[/quote]hin mah no say body no be wood.... abi hin nor get wife? so, he knows what it feels to b young and healthy.. |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]*knocks him*[/quote]*taps them* |
Truckpusher: Damn it boy,you need that kongy app asap........where is caracta and briggs when you need them most?the duo, are u saying they are d accredited distributor/owners of konji app? joint venture , i must say! ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]keep on sleeping on a tricycle, you hear?[/quote]*tears slap* |
Truckpusher: Don't get this place all muddy ,okfayaaa! do this when one night stand full area? na ride, 3000k and a hotel room and u are dere ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]can i do the honour of pouring that oil on it?[/quote]no, do d honor of holding it with ur hand; u go just make my day.. ![]() |
Truckpusher: ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]i dont like history. Casy, thats not a fair talk nah[/quote]which one is not fair? na so e de joor! |
Truckpusher: You'll prolly end up calling our future wives hookers abi?..smhhabaa....our wives can't be hookers ![]() hookers are just our temporary sex-care-givers! ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]hot oil nko?[/quote]this one go worsen the situation cos it brings the sensation of real heat one encounter in the hole when thrusting.... i need d real thing and not d prototype sesation ![]() |
Truckpusher: So you stick to the lies ba?toh, how i go do when i wan stil chop? to get hold a monkey, u must act like it. ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]pour hot candle wax on it[/quote]i've tried this and it's not working... which kain wahala b dis? all d hookers don go house cos of no customers....kai...kai... |
Truckpusher: Have you been in a situation where you really want to be honest with a girl but she keeps forcing you to say you love her even when both of you know that this whole thing is just for the fun.that is why i keep telling pple that if there is any creature driven by illusion , it should be women. they jst cant see real lies with their real eyez.... even when u two fake it, they put a futuristic face to it. dem no wan hear truth, so no even tell dem. i'm use to that kain situation already... |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]its same as sleeping on the hard floor. i prefer my bed jor[/quote]walahi, i get one orthopedic bed, if u lye ontop am na like plank and 5 people of my strength no fit carry am.... dis ur post remind me of that bed.....oya come lye on my back! |
Truckpusher: Honestly.....i've been wanting to ask you a question that beats my imagination till this very moment....can i go ahead bro?yeah...go ahead, bro! ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]you need deliverance[/quote]the only deliverance is for me to see somewhere dz dump this wee hour konji....that's all. abi u knw how i go fit take comot d konji? danm! konji na winsh! ![]() |
Truckpusher: Free from what?spot-on! we cant take the word freedom literally in this case.... ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]lol. thats you joor.[/quote]oya, come lye on my back. ![]() |
Truckpusher: Shiiiiii! stop talking cathy is still awake. ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]e go soon boil and dry up.[/quote]boil and dry up ke? de thing just de cause flood for thirdleg......de thing no wan rest now sef. |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]important ke? its more painful when its a foooooooolish flash from an annoying person.[/quote]*falls into folawiyo's tank* |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]i prefer my phone joor[/quote]4get that thing! me mah na fone addict i be b4(htc fone does magic to nl when used), but when i jst by luck use my lappy, o baby since then, i no wan see fone again. |
Truckpusher: Honestly i don't know......if you have any info on these beautiful ladies do lemme know....i want a name ,number and location then leave the resthahahahaaa ........bad boy! |
Truckpusher: smhsms! |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]jisos! casey[/quote]*yawns* my blood de hot! |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Truckie, my allowee still dey for first bank. na my account wey I dash my mama. so no be my ego. i prefer 2 phones cus i hate calls coming in when I am browsing.[/quote]use ur lappy now....na lappy sweet for nl pass.....abi? |
Truckpusher: Boy. go to bed ,your older brother is in serious business right here.i'l be going to bed, but u must do me a favor. kindly go back up a bit , u'd see a post where i typed aderinmola. is that her name? ![]() i no wan call her name... |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]even you wants a bit of it?[/quote]a bit ke? i want it all spread out.... ![]() |
Truckpusher: Caseless you're a handful ....maria no wan sleep, i'm helping her out. |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]nah. it was credited with #116[/quote]say wetin u do 4 dem 4 diz month wey dem go giv u that one? abi na ur alawee wey u leave for ur account de attract intrest like that? ![]() |
Truckpusher: You shouldn't have left your mobile phone on when you know that you're a light sleeper?nocturnal.. u mah nor de sleep? |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]my situation never worse reach that one[/quote]go sleep jare! abi make i come? ![]() |
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