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[quote author=ms_pee]Oh dear. Okay, I did.
Oya smile [/quote]*smiles while she watches my teeth falling off *

Truckpusher: Bad news ke!......wetin we never hear for this forum?

u never hear d one wey go make u leave nairaland for weeks? Ask those e-crush-having guys, and they'l tel u how such badnews comes.

[quote author=ms_pee]Did I say that? [/quote]yes!
*frowns*

Truckpusher: Peace be unto you my beloved one ....come smoke pipe with me and say 'peace bro'....

thank u, beta pesin. D one wey i smoke last 9t ehn, na die. I jst de feel lyk say my room na atlantic ocean; i was jst afloat thruout da night. U wan test am?

Truckpusher: Must you fall from my truck?

Between, how abt those ladies that wanted to rap.e you in derailers paradise?

i became a ra'pist too, now when they see me, they run. Some of them have resorted to using armoured underwear for d fear of being attacked.

freecocoa: Its sure is and can be very annoying.

u can't say it better.
Jst annoying and even more funny when gals hold general view about men. Sms!

lynpetra: Sorry,dannyxy is my Man!!


By the way,WHERE IS MY DANNYX?

sharrap! Or i kill dannyxy and make nkwobi peppersoup with his head. Dannyxy i jst caught cheating on d 'derailers thread' with mondi? Sms!

freecocoa: Lol, not pained per se but its sad to see people stereotype 'over-generalizing ' especially in cases like this.

d world in bold is symptomatic of nigerians.

lynpetra: I know you don't mean it .By the way,i hope you have that sweet feeling t the other corner of heart,cos I am blushing

u ar too big to occupy a corner of my heart. I'm gonna eject every other thing in there and create space for godess-lynpetra.
*covers face*

Truckpusher: Aha!....tell me something

And what happened next?

u wan hear bad new abi?

Truckpusher:

grt one, i come in peace.

Truckpusher: You see person wey her name na Ohwhy? yet you still dey follow her talk normal?

*falls frm truck* her name asks question and i'm jst answering in spontaneity. Ohwhy! I love owlcity..

[quote author=ms_pee]People still attend weddings? I'm all for the reception jare, that's where the fun is [/quote]hehen...na dere u de get souvenir(e.g, plastics, salt, soap) abi?

Ohwhy: How dare you?

*frowns*
what's dat?

ifex370: op...
i suggest you peacefully leave the girl and move on!
i happen to be a victim of such cricumstances,i just had to face reality head-on and convince myself that she didnt feel the same way about me... its been 6 months now,but i survived...

man!

Mondisweets: lolz

stop laffing out loud, and 'laff in low' ... and lov me back pls cos dz na serious matter.

lynpetra: It's the truth na .I dey observe things ooo.The hen at this point go become the roaster handbag,she go dey follow am up and down,including my shop

sharrap!

freecocoa: Oh now you have a fiancee, well good for you.

I'd like to think that for someone who is old enough to get married, you'd know that there's an exception to every rule. Plus its not even like there's a research to prove your point about girls in their 20s.

e yaf do. U appear so pained by every comment posted here.

Homguy: you dey mind the gurl?

i'm shoutless!

Dannyxy: who dey sell sense?, abeg give caseless 50naira sense, add small jara.. Ehen

u de crase!

Good!

Dannyxy: ^^ my mondi didn't you miss me?

sharrap! Leave dz place, make i tidy something b4 u come.

Mondisweets: hehehe how?

jst giv it to me first, and i'd show u how it is done.
*exercises*

Ohwhy: All the guys here af te "punny". Ladies beware o! Lolz

sharrap!

Iaz93: lng tym! aw av u bin?

hehen...u ar daring d odd.

Ohwhy: When will u guys start taking ur share of blames for once? Haba!

u gals deserve all d blame. U cause us high BP. Very wicked set of pple.

sopoundz: tsk tsk! My IQ is high enough for me 2 look down, smile n say I'll ignore your juvenile delinquency

dis is more 'gbegelistic' than i thot.

Faith93: I am laughn when I see wat youput for nairaland.don't knw if u like hot dog mess

na hin make sense pass nau. Oya, send am. And make sure u come wth d dog hot mess, then i can choose btw u and d hot dog mess. Na u i go carry sef.

adexsimply: you've got Miley Cyrus' stature

but miley cyrus is 'booty-arid', what do like about her streamlined booty?

Faith93: :DYou peolepe have funny o.api friend I have

send my food pls, i nor get time 4 gist.

zube01: thank God for u guys!...used to wonder whats wrong with my chatting skills!..this gals be like k lol..naa..Wtf..and som other rubbish when ever a brother wants to chat

*falls into folawiyo' tank farm*
as in ehn... 'k' and 'lol' are jst abrasively annoying. it took me time to knw what 'lol' stands for, i nor wan ask make i no fall hand.

Mondisweets: mine is sour

i don't mind, i'm used to lemon. Besides, i knw how it is 'sweetened'. Winks