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[quote author=ms_pee] [/quote]i need a birthday gift from u, and it must be kolanut.

volcano_ash?

tinoblinx: Take her 2d cinema, from ther to a reseved restaurant, and then to ur house. If u av an AC fitted car tho, if nt use a private cab 4all movements. If u don't tap that then u don't av wat it takes.... But don't try this on som1 u wan2 b serious wit!

this miss vivy must be high on weed!

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Truckpusher: Smh.......Why doubt me ?....just ask these girls that has been looking for a way to be the first girl to feel this my juice that has undergone years of storage without spilling it carelessly......

Ok don't worry naa ,you'll be there when it would be auctioned to the highest bidder picked by me

[s]Though you can still apply sha! and forget about CASELESS sharparly he's been used,abused and dumped[/s]
in fact he's spermless right now

the struck through line gat me laffing; u don finish me!

as for the one in bold, i'm 'spermfully spermed', call me the spe'rm machine! a drop go fill swan water bottle.

Lizylaw: lol. wetin u get?

i'm a rich guy! ......u deserve some care, pretty!

Truckpusher: And you believed him?

Have you bothered to ask yourself why types in pink ,of all colors ?

Because people continuously attack him ,so he decided to pipe low ,but if you're free minded he'll come out from his closet.

ayaf finis!

lynpetra: .I don't want to lose my virgin man friend.

virgin ko? virginia ni!

Truckpusher: It's not me oh...haba! we dey arrange boyfriend for ade na ...the self confessed pink boy

he denied being a gay?

adexsimply: the guy na expert..I dey tell you

sms!

mondi2: Is that ur problem. I beg go & tink of gud tins.

sharrap! Banned?

Lizylaw: Egbami, see Ibeere! Nyway, I like material things but its not a determining factor for me.

u see what i'm talkin about? I'm coming to ur house tonight with some gifts.

Lizylaw: woman don swindle u b4 abi?

u were d only one dat swindled me. Abi no b so?

adexsimply: I no rough now

gay?

adexsimply:
Master of the game

me sef fear!

Truckpusher: Don't be scared of your nyash na ,ade go use vaseline for you

*clears eyez*
is dat u?

Iaz93: We go meet for backyard ....you said something about him in one thread like that. That's why I'm curious

sms!

Truckpusher: omo! be kia ful o! homos are taking over this thread...me dun arrange iron pant for my bum

i no wan take chances ,my arse is too precious to me

*grabs my metal boxer*

gal10: you are following bumper to bumper btw @ caracta

sharrap!

xynerise: C

in fela's voice:who kill dele? Na baba. If u put gida, na u sabi o.

Dannyxy: evil man , YOUR Plan no go work, *locks him inside well*

dey dere make fan de blow u, e go shock u wen she dump u 4 me.

De Tus: @Lizylaw, ok, so are u materialistic or not?

yes, she's.

lynpetra: waaaaaaaaaat?Am sure there is an explanation

dannyxy is a playa and does not deserve a hot-tottie like u. Wont u rather bank with me?

[quote author=ms_pee]Oya stop smiling, you'd need your teeth later [/quote]that's right especially as i love kolanut.

adexsimply: *faints*

*fixes oxygen*

xynerise: What househelp?

ur salesgal, ur daughter. I no fit cal her name.

Truckpusher: No , na only small craze i dey craze for now

when my real craze start here ,you go hold your hand for your head

Ask caracta,caseless,xynerise and co them ma no say i never start to craze today naa

no throw dz place into pandemonium pls. Abi u don sample my kind of skunk?

Truckpusher: Omo! i smoke that thing finish come dey excuse my sister for our house thinking say na one of her friends......smh

omo! Ur own small, me na mad woman nyash i go touch. Na wen my eyes clear my guys tel me wetin i don do.

xynerise: Aboki, how far? I hear say your bureau de change business don liquidate?

my shop was razed down by fire, and it was not liquidation. D palliatives to cushon d effect ar yet 2 b delivered by d gov't . How ur gas bizness and dat househelp gal of a daughter?

Truckpusher: ...wahala boy wey no wan retire.....na girls e-beating you dey ask for so

meanwhile wey that small boy Ishi?

gals e-beating? I remain their bugaboo on dz forum; i can b a ballyrag at times.
As 4 ishsophe, na stil my good guy, we don settle since. In askance he was here last time. I think he's stil writtin ican exams.

Truckpusher: Ghanaian skunk or home made?

home made; it was one of my aboki improviser dat gave me dat combo.

Dannyxy: ^^ my mondi didn't you miss me?

lynpetra is looking for u. Hav u seen her?