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Mondisweets: This is how i want to be wooed... Ekiti style

Before he even say hie to me, in fact before he even looks at me for more than 5secs he should buy me N500 recharge card.
The next day he should go and fetch water for my compound and get firewood.
Then after that he should take my father out for hot drinks and if my father approves of him then he move on to the next step
He takes my mother out to the market to buy food stuffs
If my mother is impressed then he should give me money to do my hair, if im impressed then i will take him to church
After church he will take my friends and i for shoppings
If we like what he bought then he can go back to my father to ask him for my hand in marriage
If my father accepts then he will have to come back to me then i will tell him whether i want him or not
I dont settle for less

Mondisweets: i love jelly tots

xynerise: What is banga fish?

Fish that bangs?

Mondisweets: i no get sweet thing sha

freecocoa: What are you talking about? We are talking about a lady who is interested in a guy playing hard to get and you are talking about deceptive women?

The keyword here is "wooing".

No sensible woman who knows what she wants goes about hiding her feelings to the extent that the guy believes she's not interested when she is. I repeat, only kids and ladies who know not what they want play nonsense games.

freecocoa: You are prolly a child that's why you think you need to act out a script before you get a girl to like you or whatever, don't worry when you grow up you'll meet real women who know what they want and go for it.

Monstertrucks: see lynpetra give an almost reasonable suggestion.

Mondisweets: yes na

Vivly: . Ya. It doesn't warrant a ban na.

franklyn009: like seriously how many people sincerely want this strike to b call off now wey December don reach?
www.nairaland.com/1526857/opinions-should-ASUU-call-off

Mondisweets: ur entire village

GetGuide: you said it. Heavy paid rotation
the beat
can someone tell me wot limpopo is

Mondisweets: Who wants to employ me?

Truckpusher: *clears throat*

Vivly: I just saw this. After going through the posts, I can say that Sexkillz really bothered the moderators. Anyways, Karma is a bit.ch. You sef don be mod. I come in peace

vizboy: am trying to envision how it would be. If Nigeria should lift the world cup come 2014.

Oh men the feeling would be GREAT

Superstar007: Yeah. Makes me recall that foreign Coach that disgraced Nigeria at 2010 watx dt his name again. Couldn't evn secure a single win afta chopping 50mil

Superstar007: Yeah. Makes me recall that foreign Coach that disgraced Nigeria at 2010 watx dt his name again. Couldn't evn secure a single win afta chopping 50mil

Arlex: for ur plastic mind

Vladm: *in wizkid voice*..... If u know u're feeling this strike, lemmi hear u say nexxxxxxxt yeeaaaarrr

livingstoneony: they shouldn't call off till after the new year celebration..

Beloxxy: Lol,,, funny dude

good4all: The second type: That the anger is by the
tongue like making duaa for destruction or
ruin and what is similar to that, and this is
haraam.

DoctorStephen: Well,I did vote for PDP,ACN, and ACCORD,in the 2011 general elections.
Parties may not solve our problem,but may I safely plead that we VOTE IN CREDIBLE PEOPLE.
I will always vote for JESUS CHRIST,who saved me from my sins, anytime, anyday.
Cheers sir

Phame: .....I be mallam now. see, if you ur cousin look like that, nobody for de comment d way dem de do since.

nairaland nor be wey dem de show pic too much, so manage dat mallam/aboki pic for my dp...

safarigirl: if there can be one, surely there are more. You'll never know if you don't try. There could be a Messi in Isaac, a CR7in Awoniyi, an Iniesta in Yahaya or a Pele in Iheanacho. The U-20/U-23 is there, if we try them and they don't work out, fine, take em to the U-23 and see what happens. CHAN is good for em, start locally(CHAN, WAFU games) and prepare em for the big stage. These boys(apart from Yahaya) will be 18 next year, by 2016 no SE player will be eligible for the Olympics, who will you field? THESE BOYS. Better to start preparing them now before the U-23 comes and story starts.

DoctorStephen: Thank you,but we can still find relatively good poeple.When we find them,lets vote for them,irrespective of their party logo

Cheers,ma'am