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someone should tell this goose to sharrap.

Mondisweets: yes

don't worry! when they come under my hands and mouth, they shall know how good i'am at vulcanizing. i blow air enter them.

larride: No be my fault now, I no sabi e-fight ni and moreover she's a lady, I got play safe and fair.





God is good.

sharrap already! 'ballessness' at it's peak. no come this room tomorrow , i reserve space for spike, dannyxy, bukatoto and truck-p...na dem de rep. whish kain woma? faya abeg!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Lol @ gentle bobo. I'm good, what's good?[/color][/quote]jamiu, how ya 'multi-numenclatured' babe nau?

larride: Pastor, pray for me, I have transgressed.




God is good.

....u break my heart. u jst allow idowu de finish u since.

sms!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*locks him in dusty environ*[/color][/quote]*coughs*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*Inikpi's statue falls on him* [/color][/quote]*pushes inikpi to attah's shrine*

Mondisweets:

modi, are they that flat?

Bukato3: sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp

Mondisweets: dont play with fire

ur bre'ast na fire?

xynerise: The only part of my body that needs deliverance now is my stomach. I have an upset and I need deliverance to make me defecate easily. Each time I defecate, my shiit doesnt flush well. 2 or 3 pieces of shiit will come back and say ''HI''. So pls, tell ur pastor to deliver me

*covers face...covers nose*


seriously, ur fada! 1diot!

Bukato3: Layagbe,your fada

tunde, u de crase!
na larride name be dat? *falls from laptop*

Mondisweets: once in a while i do go shake the stress away

if i see u in any club, those things i saw on ur pic last time will definitely feel my hand. *winks*

lertee: They say you love women,everyone is confirming it,ikekings mentioned it.
Why only you even caseless is still learning beside you.

it's disheartening that u have a playa as a bf, and not a devotee like me
jst manage am like that, but if u wan change ur mind , i de sha.

Bukato3: as a confirmed aboki,you must sabi bang naah.Buran tashi thingz

trust me now.

Mondisweets:

club gal!

GentleMimi: Hmmmmm,point and kill......okay! Pa antlope is a pappy so i gotta consider baby antelopes.So i'm pointing at................

na spike head b dat. oya, safaik, come lye down make i prepare p-soup from ya head.

Mondisweets: who is she?

na u now; na only i fit kiss for that angle of ur body now....

*kisses the back of her neck*

xynerise: Point and wetin? Your fada

no waste my time ooo....pesin wey need ur head don dey, lye down make i cut am.

Bukato3: you go hear weeeennn..just make sure sey u sharpen ur abuna well well,because you go chop toto so tey na u go run.love-vendor thingz

*lick lips.......meditates* no wahala now. tell dem gals say i'm a 45 minute man

i sabi ba'ng die!

xynerise: My head cant fit contain your pot

wetin i don de butcher into pieces already? na peppersoup ingredients i wan get so.

GentleMimi: I want somebody's head on my plate tonight.

spike's or xynerise's? i think u shld go for xynerise's head, na hin get meat pass. make i butcher am? *point and kill joint owner's mood activated*

Mondisweets: I have u in my prayers o

i have u in mine too. for christ's sake, are praying that i should stop suckin brea'st? *kisses her solar plexus *

Bukato3: bros softly softly ooo..

...olubakato....hahaha......

hin nor wan die! when we go meet ehn........ ...hope say all this nairaland agility nor go hide dat day.

xynerise: I don talk true abi?



Before I forget, YOUR DAD

......ur papa!

Bukato3: Bala sharraaaaaaap

innalillahi.....i don finish! i go kill u.....u 'rude stubborn' thing....

xynerise: Descendant of Clifford Orji

*makes his head available for next pot of human head peppersoup*

xynerise: He established a bureau de change business but was caught exchanging BIAFRAN POUNDS

*tears fried slap*

your fada!

Mondisweets: Mr Taps bum bum

*bites her ni'pple*

xynerise: *''Chainsawed'' his testis*

*adds the granules of his testis to my bowl of kunu and drink*

lertee: Caseless bally?
What is Bukato's real name.?

...i just de laff at olubukato since.......bukato de crase...

spikes C: Chai, how can i convince you. Caseless pls help me out here


I know, it is just temptation of kissing.
But as far as ur sweet cherry lips dey here so, i'll neva settle for less


Now tell me, u missed my lips right? the feeling when it lands on ur wet lips

u are on ur own ooo.....u too like women, why?