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larride: Caseless bobo, i like this your para mood ooo . Oya tackle me. YOUR FADA



*Holds machete and grenade for caseless attack*




God is good.

*brings out my jagged and curvilinear machette out of it's case, drags larride by his tissue paper-like neck, brings him onto my mobile abarttoir stretcher***uses my right hand to find my machete , and minces him from that tip of his toe to tha top of his head, stuffs him in gongoni so i can have human processed meat for sale.
* toto buka, jekyll, mondi, dannyxy, truck, mimi, lertee.....buy sumtuous meat pls!

lertee: You no serious o,why you go dey add pepper to the soup.
Leave bally to para,it is allowed once in a while. You don do you own pass.

:-Xi need a very fluffy massage this morning, lati baibeeee!

Truckpusher: Omo ! i never see caseless para like this na....who dun go push your anger button,abi that money never enter your account?

oboi, how far? ...d money nor wan come, i dey vex. in fact, if pesin tell me 'gudmornin sir', i fit bite am.

GentleMimi: OMG! Caseless is venting!!! Guy chill out na! You know Spike C is the baby in this thread.He needs attention but he means no harm....we need our babies ooo.

....i need a moist massage.

Bukato3: True dat. Your head dey there. *meanwhile tears him watery kunu slap*

*returns gaseous slap*

Bukato3: CASELESS-ness was the CASE and they blame ME. I like this this guy ( no homo). CASELESS CASELESS CASELESS CASELESS

*tears fried slap*

karl max: simpleton!! like I said its only someone who thinks with his anus like you that would believe this trash...and it seems the word bigot is the new word that compound illitrates like u who don't have any thinking faculty to think on your own but believe any beer palour gist that ur so called SR put up on the internet hook line and sinker now call those who refuse To be cowed by their junk journalism without solid facts .. only DULLARD like u jump on,and spread fake news laced With hatred to pull a particular man down

u sunken toad failed to understand this when u mentioned fashola and others who have spent huge on burials to justify that of ur gej in ur first post on this thread. u believed what SR said that's why u maid made that weakly-jointed comparison. u dont only think through ur lower opening, but u see with ur legs.
your argument is symptomatic of a numskull who's 'lost in high weeds' like ur pay master, gej. you people turn every thread on on it's head if does not favor u gej. karl max, looking in askance, u lack 'maxism'.

karl max: .. Am happy the oduah u mentioned appeared before the HOR. And put both sahara reporters and people like u where they belong. IMB-ECILLE

again , ur empty cephalo has failed u. if u think that because stella came with a prepared note to read out to the committee has doused the tension, then u must be high on some sour gruel. she passed the blame down to NCAA even though as it appeared that she was the one the agency threw everything at. i'm sure u did not see where they asked her how she spent over 600 million as against 240 million approved by the NASS? like i said, u don't only think through ur lower opening , but u see with your legs.

SMS!

karl max: idiot its only a fool like u who thinks with his anus that would believe this trash slowpoke

roach, it shld have 'cropped' on ur 'holow-cephalo' that it is not impossible to use such amounts for any event of that magnitude. If it were to b another leader frm d opposition that was tagged with such waste, i'm sure it wont take u seconds to find a place in ur heart to harbour this. U jst metioned fashola's case, how much muslims wan spend for burial? Infact, d money used to buy casket for mama fynface oba is more than what fashola used for his father's burial. And who told u pa fashola was poor? U anteaters can never stop behaving the usual way. U dnt bliv stella's case frm SR, u dnt beliv anything SR says about ur paymaster, gej, but u believed whatever they said about yaradua? Fawking bigot!

I dont care who talk to me and who doesn't in a faceless forum like nl.
If u think i care , Bleep u all. Spike dont get me into this. U knw me...

spikes C: am nt gay

btw, ishsoph stopped coming here becos of ur mumulity. can u guys just quit with that

if u think u cant cope with what obtains here, u can jump ship and go to whre u can co-inhabit with ur likes. I dont wanna be restricted by how any numskull feel about me cos i'v realised that i joined nl not with permission of any political animal. And it will be intemperate and crass of me to succumb to ur flaky and opaque opinion about how we sail here. Ur tilted cephalo should hav pointed to a signpost which depicts what dz homongous thread stands for, but it didn't.
And here is an open letter to ur fawking ishsophe: do tell him i care less. If he's that ultramafic in his heart to associate and take to anathema simply becos everybody is not acting as he wants, then, i must say he lack the mental magnitude to play on a field of this size. Out of my altruistic effusion on dz forum, i've tried to b neutral and outgoings, if d fawking ishsophe dos not find dat miscible with his idiosyncrasy, he can hav his head severed for all i care. He is a coward cos he ran simply because truckpusher dissected him on here, and he shld not tel u he left because of me. I dnt giv a tick about him.
Any person that thinks has something to say, direct d muthasucker to me and i'd aptly handle him or her.
Ain't a fighter, but dont push me! GentleMimi, dnt mind d coward..

karl max: How much was spent. For tinubu's mother's own .and fashola's fathers own or is it when it come to GeJ fake figures would be thrown about in the pages of newspaper.at least primary schools and markets were not shotdown unlike when tinubus daugther was crowned iya oloja

sharrap! U goons think whatever is done by others can be used to justify gej's actions and inactions. U pple must learn to see things stereoscopically and be devoid of ur weakly jointed crass sentiment. Wtf?

And somebody said this headless chicken cares about ASUU strike and d students.
And not to even talk about those nigerian passengers(over 150) onboard dat aircraft who had to hover the airspace of PH for 45mins-even as symptomatically unsafe as our airspace is, they put their lives on the line simply because some "poverty-bringers'' decided to honour burial event of one faceless old woman. Imagine this 7billion wasted here plus plane crash(GOD forbid)..it wld have been one burial, but too many 'losses'.
Jonathan, God de watch u!
*cries*

U de fawk up big time. And u call urself his friend; look at how u are scratching his back. Tel me
If u wil not take offence when he does same thing to ur babe. U no b good frnd!

GentleMimi: Interesting.......

ehen, tel me ur own nau. I don giv u my own finish.

GentleMimi: .Pls give him some attention,he craves it.

fire!!! Giv dat playa my atte? I die here!

spikes C:

*tears fried slap*

"I'm d nigger caught up in all these lights and cameras.
Look what dat poo did to hammer.
GOD Damn i like it
bright light is enticing
look what dat poo did to tyson.
All that money in one night
30 million for one fight"
jigga get lines sha

Christains don't love jesus(A.S) more than muslims do. We love and believe in every prophet of Allah; if u love prophet muhammad(s.a.w), u must love jesus(A.s) and every other prophets of Allah.

spikes C: are u this jobless

u and cathaliya should be in competition o

u de dull dz thread, mumu.

lertee: Lol,I no know o
So bally as in bala or balarabe?

haaa..i'm shoutless! Ar u frm kwara?

GentleMimi: Bally? I havn't heard that name b4.Where are u frm? I served wif a guy called Bali and he's frm the north.

i'am a northerner, the one southerners refer to as aboki.

And how much were u paid to write this? Ur article reduced owna to nothing than a potential loser! My friend u are underestimating an agile fighter and a 'winner by achievements'.
Haven't u heard that the catholic priest came out and denied that story? And u brought d issue where he held his campaign on a day of one festival. I dont see how that affects anything in this election, mr traditionalist. Abi anambra pple like festival pass leadership wey change d state? Sms!
onwa shall rule again!

bandol: IMHO they would gladly accept the request and automatically authorize him for second term unopposed.

when the apc said 'if gej is willing, he can join the progressives ', what did his attack dogs say about that fake wooing line?
See, the only thing naija politicians can say and i'd believe is GOD IS ONE!. I dnt believe or trust them, so, one cannot say what d future holds, but dz nor fit happen.
I wil not b surprised if he joins d apc(it's not possible ..a wild goose chase i must say)...but i must leave apc for him and stop being a voter when that happens.

lertee: Lol,u didn't get my name that way though,u got it from beja mentioning it here.
Caseless is an English word so it is not related to any african or islamic name I would have guessed it. So tell me for us to get even.

*cries like my carmel*
heard frm beja ko? Eja ni! No b me first see u 4 anoda thread and come mention ur name here?*frowns*
i'm BALLY!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Taliya ko, Aaliyah ni[/color][/quote]player, na so abi? GOD go kash u for her.

lertee: What is your name?

u mean u can't go xtra length like i've gone to find out ur name, larteefa? No wahala now...*cries*

lertee: I didn't see it o,who did?

latifat, wetin u wan see?

larride: Beja has officially join the circus. Sms.






God is good.

satan is bad!

Sharrap already.

spikes C: mumu ppl, mtcheeew

in other news, the eclipse started 5 mins ago at Enugu

sharrrap, eziofia enugu!

GentleMimi: What is eating u, oga of mumus?

dnt mind dat gander!

Tabh: Lol,beja and caseless have officially gone nuts.

hiaaaahh! *covers face
*jumps out*

I smell kpekus-lessness on this thread. My biology teacher must have lied to me.