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wasak: my date today make sense o...
I just carry her go Tastee fried chicken... buy her meat pie and ice cream. then we chatted wella...
as she come dey go na I come use 1k buy Ice-cream both strawberry and chocolate as Takeaway... so e come remain like 200 for my hand wey I use go house o...na 20 naira follow me enter house o..I come give my younger brother make e take chop biscuit....
now I don broke o

jst slam ur head on d wall for spendin too much on that chik highier than i askd u to. U no touch bre'ast, u no kiss, u no hug, u no finger , na only gist una gist and u spent dat much. Sms!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Which babe ni?[/color][/quote]taliya.

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Senseless! [/color][/quote]na me davido de cause for there?
Jedi jedi wey go catch u no go finish. *phones baba to get jedijedi-givin charm*

9icegee: *lol funny guy...couldnt stop laughing wen i saw him begging 4love...he has no case there, afterall he's caseless...i think i like him too, especially how he said sharap...shows he has a good sense of humour...i like guys wit good sense of humour, unlike others who...well, lemme hold on yet...*

*falls frm gej's hat* me beg 4 love? 'Love is begging for me'. It was booty butt who was busy toasting me. Do tell her i'm ready to spin her too; d feeling mutual.
I like u too!
*winks*
*remounts on my okada and run*

Booty butt chic: brother ekenne wake up and stop dreaming

*offers kolanut, seaman royale, and palm kernel as prepared by baba(priest) to win her love*

RubyTheBlogger: gud mawn casey

ruby, hw far now? Sori, jst see this.

Mondisweets: So who is inviting mondi over for dinner please

sms!

Bukato3: cara what? ****Aboki walayi***********

beja, i go wound u ooo. Take ur very good time !

aimuafigo: This Iheanacho guy is an attacking menace to the defense society.

*falls frm capitol hill*

sCun: They knocked us out of the confederations cup and U20 world cup. Serves them right.

jst my point. They xpkt us to lose every game we play against them dz year as if we were created 4 them to beat.

[quote author=me_for_you]Nigeria had 18 goals and uruguay had 14. Don't you think they are evenly matched?[/quote]u are right!

How did he miss that goal?
Uru goalkeeper, cry baby cry!

Dz ref must b sick.

Having scored more goals than any team in dz competition, i cant understand why we ar struggling against uruguay. Is either they'r older than our boys or our coach did not study the uruguans well.

Goal!

Rastamann: These guys are tired and will soon concede an equalizer

i can see dat coming.

These boys appear to poor in their play today. *cries*

Havilah93: Faber off for Ospitaleche.

Uruguay sub

forget dat one, we need goals.

Havilah93: 65 mins gone

i'm shoutless!

9icegee: *i beat his hands down, open my arms wide, and gives him a bear hug! Thts how 2greet a brother!*...hi buddy

that's right!

9icegee: *lol same thing i had in mind immediatly i read wot he wrote, it gave me a good laugh too. How can some1say such tings??!*

sharrap!

Booty butt chic: Pushes him bak 2 d ground and screams Never!

*resorts to baba love charm*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]lwkmd[/color][/quote]whr is ur babe?

GentleMimi: Lol! Clown. Hope u get dragged along

No, i cant be dragged into that black and opaque intestine of larride..never!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Ayaff die o. [/color][/quote]jekiller!

lertee: So gist me naa,who the babe is?

hmn...na caracta ooo*sighs*

GentleMimi: *Takes a peep down his oesophagus*

*pushes her thru d narrow oesophagus into larride intestine*

lertee: **clears throat**
Singing celine dion “the power of love”

*dances to d song and takes her to d centre for samba showdown*

I love her already!

wasak: Please how much is enough to take a girl on a date? it's urgent biko

u go buy condom, pay bike and moni for mineral(coke). #25 go do u.
Sms!

Caseless

iropelebe: Please who has seen the moniker lertee?
I sent her Pms,she hasn't replied. If you know her personally,I hope she is fine.











[size=2pt]Jesus,this babe juju dey work,why do I love her this much.[/size]

sms!