₦airaland Forum

larride: *hands him alomo mixed with acid*

xynerise: Mr. Man, pikin wey won spoil go spoil

xynerise: Seriously, Your fada

larride: Shake your booty in the name of the Lord.

xynerise: Them dey finger you when you post am?

dominique: Best of both worlds, I like that. Thought I was the only one that finds it difficult to swallow saliva after the day is spent. They sure don't make toothpastes like they used to.

larride: *zoom into bar with my BMW armoured car, park beside Hyde tricycle, walks into bar with my free flowing agbada, caseless prostrate as he sights me, everyone stands up to acknowledge me, waves hand to everyone, hey caseless, come here, serve everyone anything of their choice, the bill is on me, everyone shouting larride!!! Sights Mondisweet sitting down lonely, walks up to her, give her wet kiss, turn around to see gentlemimi being jealous, walk up to her and hug her tight*

Yawns, Life is good

GentleMimi: Ticks in Bro Jonah's hair Haaaa,u no get respect ooo!

Caracta: Taaa! Smh. Bani a son duri ne? Issokay. Ba damuwa. Sarki 1 of Duri Kingdom!!!

GentleMimi: Pls have respect for my president joor! What were u doing in his hat in the first place

Caracta: Sarkin duri I hear you Yaya makaranta? Strike ba?

Caracta: Sarkin duri I hear you Yaya makaranta? Strike ba?

GSKing: If you can only stop stalking me, bill gates would want to do business with you. If you choose to continue quoting me, then refer to my new profile picture!!!

Bukato3: God is good.

Caracta: What is it this time? Did your gf break your heart again?

GentleMimi: Haaaa,Tuketukepusher,where have u been? How dirty can ur day get,by the way?

Caracta:

Rilamaka: Anderson Coopper this, Anderson Coopper that, just that the bored westerners are celebrating this madness called Homosexuality and making those cursed people look like matyrs doesnt mean crap. Listen, you are in Nigeria and therefore must act like a Nigerian at least not to get on ther other side of the law, when you go to America, u can go and kiss Andersoon whatever's a.s.s and suck his poo poo for all I care. As far as I'm concerned I'm a Nigerian, this is a Nigerian thread and we say NO to homosexuality, understood? Anu mpama

GSKing: VERY VERY!!!

who a wa to apremua the godamus?

iamteaser: Bursted! I used to think she's related to the popular Oniru family. #TeamNoSmellos

Monstertrucks: what is wrong w this one.

Monstertrucks: somebody bring a dicq nd lets watch her FLY to her feet.

Caracta: Where? How? Werrin happen? Ayam lost o

Cathaliya: lol, try am nah....you will end up inside Odua's 225million naira

RubyTheBlogger: 30% I dnt smoke nr drink.. Anyway 9ce meeting u caseless.. Am ruby