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Br3nd4:

Dude!

*tears thorny slap*

Cathaliya: oh sweetie, howdy?

i'm gud! U?

bejahiskyy: you gon get this work

sharrap already.

Br3nd4: Smh... How've you been?

brend, i'm straight. U?

Cathaliya: caseless, you missing me or what?

it is obvious, maria!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I give up on u caseless[/quote]i push up on mondi.

Br3nd4: I just saw this..

Wait oo, shebi you nor dey fear.
Make I catch you.

*sweeps her off her feet with a killer elbow placed to her chest*

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]*hits his head with bible and shouts* Holy Ghost fire burn u[/quote]*smiles, sprawl cozzily in d fire with my hand firmly gripped on her breas't*

Dannyxy: this hot afternoon,horn*y goat

konji knws no wheather; it is indifferent and dos strike anytime. Whr is jekyll? Kindly import mondi pls. My blood de hot

Tabh: WTF

*kisses+hugs+covers face*

Dannyxy: unbelievable

i made it possible.

bejahiskyy: I'm about to feed my dogs with caseless's kpeckus

*granulate his bal'ls to see d color streak*

larride: He might consider you, he love k-legged hunchback albino





Good morning Aduke

i lov her punny jst as it is.

larride: What is it? Mr man you can do better than this, caseless is already dominating. Step up your game

*doffs cap for him*

bejahiskyy: Caseless is dead

he killed u.

AlbinoNinja: caseless needs punny

yes. Giv me punny!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]konji dey catch u [/quote]yes oo. Come inside pls.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]abeg go and make me some breakfast [/quote]*throw my hand around her waist, kisses her as she step backward, guides her into d kitchen. Kisses on and places her phatass on d kitchen counter...grabs d items, makes a viscous tea to spoonfeed her*

AlbinoNinja: I never die.

*runs a hollow pipe into her intestine to stuff it with acid*

*slaps brenda*
whr is maria/cathaliya?
*covers face*

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] u no well o[/quote]*bites her ni'pple*

bejahiskyy: My brother..

*lays siege to prevent him frm takin to his heel* u must face dz.

AlbinoNinja: indeed. beja killed caseless and the thread

sharrap, i jst killed u too.

bejahiskyy:

*sprinkles phosphorous and sarin gas on him*

[quote author=mondi_cheeks][/quote]wetin de do dz gal sef, u no sabi greet? Dnt u greet? See, if u ar not careful dz mrning, i myt jst touch ur bre'ast dz mrning for being irreverend. Sms!

bejahiskyy: * Machetes his waist and make him go less less until i'm finished with his case.Now you all really can call him caseless.Pours acid on him and make him wear veil around his peeled face like an albino ninja*.You soft as hell I'm not going to lie fam'.I'll throw your body on the strectcher and let the chopper off.These knuckles will leave you buckling instantly.

*resist death like an e-immortal. Springs out of d coffin , kicks d undertakers in jackie chan's style and get dem scampering for safety. Barges into his household, throws d entire household into pandemonium with my ballyrag presence. Drags beja by his neck, places his neck on my mobile- abbertoir-like stretcher and chop his head off. Grabs his wife, albinoninja, ra'pes her b4 her 2 yr old son...caress her like she's my property and finally push her down to static zone beneath d surface of d earth. Pick beja & albino son, hands him 2 my bodyguards while i watch dannyxy , larride, spike, xynerise and dat lovaman(ishsoap) clear his apartment as d emergency team *
*sighs*

spikes C: Good.



How's ur mumsy...she still dey owe me change from last time
Tell her i am not satisfied with the services offered

*shoots his fada*

spikes C: he's at benue, anything

thank God!

xynerise: You used a wrong title

sharrap! Wat do u knw about wrong or ryt title?

bejahiskyy: I get hair oo

u ar suffering frm 'alpecia' lyk collina.

spikes C: ishsoph and caseless

ur fada!

AlbinoNinja:

paled, warris dis? Why d strike-thru over beja name? Is he d only guy u ar crushin on? Sms