₦airaland Forum

Dannyxy: weird

*hammers his head on the wall*

bejahiskyy: *tears slap*

*throws heavy blow*

dont8: Thank God.

Where the party at?

morring sah!
D farry na 4 my yacht o.

Kslib: **quickly picks grenade** **brings out Persian dagger and stops time**

**grabs him---- press his face to the wall** **pulls his okrika three quarter jean**

***puts on dark welder glasses** **uses plier to open his nyash***

*** drops grenade inside his naysh*** ***gags his mouth with sellotape--- cement his anus with dangote cement**

***uses Persian knife to play time from pause mode*** **runs to a safe corner*** ***
..
All iz well!

i jst de angry dis evening, but dis one make me de laff like goat wey chop peppered rice for nicon hilton .

*grabs his 500 yr old syringe and my 1000 yr old needle , drags jekyll to fukishima nuclear plant***fills d syringe with some leaked radioactive fluids and forcefully injects into jekyll's right ear and watches it come out through the left ear *

Smartie gurl: Hello friends and frenemies......

wecome!

bejahiskyy: What's your problem?

u de fear truck ni?

Truckpusher: Scared of what?......a lame duck?

who be this?

Kslib: **collects them and throws spear at jekyll**

**spear travels at light's speed and cuts off his left nipple**

Grins mischievously..
..
All izz well!

*redirects d spear to land on jekyll's head, breaks his skull, scoops his brain and makes sumtuous brain-balangash soup and eats with bread*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*turns to Uduak and uses him for dog soup*[/color][/quote]*resists d heat of d fire, hunches my back out of d soup like a nigerian bingo, sneezes mucus into d soup, pisses , drops my beads-like dog poo in his soup and dances like fela thru his 2 legs *

Tuntheycr7: Why not? At least ASUU is striking,
Governors are fuming,
PHCN holding the power,
Plane crashing,
Poverty roaming the street,
Stella Odua paintin her lipz wt avaitn money,
Boko haram bombin everyday and Jonathan is lookin and thinkin abt 2015.
You shud knw d ansa 2ya questn

gej is 'seriously unserious'. Can u imagine dat hat-capped man fielding courtesans like aruma oteh, diezani , stella odua and dat woman frm bank of industries, etc, in key positions? These women appear seductive in d face of serious issues...even if it involves loss of lives like in d case of stella odua. They pay attention to lipstick and brazillian hair than they pay to their official duties. Bunch of bladdy corrupt society women!

Olaolufred: Good to know that your FG IS DOING GOOG WORK.

the empasse' is also caused by his goog work. *falls frm stella odua's armoured bmw*

Caleboha: . If you honestly think Nigerians were satisfied with OBJ, that's why he won in 2003 you're mistaken!!!

no, i'm nt saying dat. All i'm sayin is dat, u shld take ur time and check d events of then, under obj and now, under gej...u shal undrstand wat i meant.

Hormotolar, who art dou? Oya come!

xynerise: *Throws rat bone at him*

*dodges rat bone, springs like a flea and lands on his head, uses my sharp do'ggy nails to scratch d center of his head, breaks his skull , scoop his brain, makes 'brain stew' and chops with agidi *

Kslib: ***head butt's him**** **flings him to the wall** **grabs him and turns his head--presses it to the wall**

**pulls his bend down select tear tear jeans*** ***wears hand glove on left hand**

*** bangs his head on the wall** **turns his face to him**

** opens his bloody mouth** ***dips hands inside-- passes the throat*** ***passes the chest bone** *** uses hands to search for liver***

**** confirms its the liver and pulls it out from his mouth***

Walks away leaving him shaking like a Liverless scared man..
..
All izz well!

*as d chief butcher of da house, appreciates his butchery skills, offers container of machettes and other instruments/tools*

xynerise: Do you have rabies?

*barks and says no!*

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]*Pours hot water on it*[/color][/quote]*sips hot water through nose and bites his toe*

xynerise: I always knew you are a dog

i don wan wake up. wetin u de talk since?

*barks, tears his 120 naira kashmir trouser, bites his testicle-less scrotum(no ba'lls) and uses my finger to scratch , stripes his nyash *

dont8: Kai Mallam Caseless, I've been around like forever. How u?

men, i dey oo. how hustle nau?

lertee: You are a case study.

let's get this parry started!

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Caseless, you well so? [/color][/quote]i de sleep, no disturb me.

dont8: Mallam Yaro, lafia ko

na da lafiya sosai.....i get lafiya die. u must attend my farry..simple!

[quote author=sayit_out1]...something is not just right & this might look funny to everyone not knowing dat the orientation or people are been changed everyday & impressions are been created from the info they get on nairaland on a daily basis.

-There are 36 states in Nigeria but why is Anambra state only mentioned even if it happened; what happened to dat of other states.

- Y are the moderators always interested in bringing to the front page threads the will not create impact but rather cause ethnic or tribal e-battle...

...just my own opinion[/quote]u ar one of those that have helped tribalism to thrive on this forum. Why wont d newz be about amambra when is the only state among the 36 about to hold an election? Or wat do u think is so special about anambra that u think makes its news hit d frontpage whenever it is mentioned?

Caleboha: I understand your frustration as a student but remember that Yar'adua signed the agreement not Jonathan. One of the longest strikes by ASUU so far was in 2002 during OBJ's regime- six (6) horrible months we had to endure @ home, yet he won the 2003 elections landslide. You may choose not to vote GEJ but I'm afraid this ASUU strike cannot singly determine how 2015 goes down!

and whr was jonathan when signed d agreement? He(gej) was Somewhere in lagos driving molue or in otuoke river side paddling canoe or fishing? What do u mean..are u saying he was not d vp then? Sms! Hav u forgotten he(gej) set up a committee on how to revitalise highier education in nigeria in 2011 and in their report they requested d govt to budget 1trillion to highier education for a start? And what is the offence of ASUU in asking d govt to do what is right and benefits all of us?
If u think under obj d strike lasted six months and he still won in 2003, ok, we've stayed more than that under gej frm 2010 to date. U musn't use events surrounding obj's govt which he overcome to win in 2003 to predict gej's re-election in 2015. His gov't is in more turbulence than obj's govt, he's more distracted than obj, nigerians are more divided than we are under obj and the opposition is stronger than it was under obj. If u look at all these factors, u'd be forced to believe that 'whatever happen to d nose might not affect the eyes this time around. '

As a student, i will not vote a president whose handling of situations is by 'urging' and not by 'acting'. The president, despite the machinery and power in his possession, kept 'urging' ASUU to call off the strike like every other ordinary nigerians and not acting in capacity of a president as the case maybe. When your powerful president becomes powerless in the face of adversity, then, what that tells u is 'utter' cluelessness on the side of the president.
Another 'homongous reason' why i wont vote jonathan is, i cant take him for his words; he cant be trusted. He would tell you patience(PEj) is a very large woman today and wld tell you she's thinner/slimmer than Agbani Darego tomorrow. Like the biblical/qur'anic moses , who crossed the redsea with no effort of his; it is symptomatic of gej to always swing inbetween 2 extremes(falsehood and deceit) because he assumed every position of governance in this country with no effort of his. He has virtually nothing to show for the previous position he's held and he still rose to the highest position in nigeria, where he's stil not showing anything.
Even if gej bring my late parents back to life(which is not possible), i will not vote him in 2015.

Ishsoph: Not really a payback per say se. I covered for two during d salla but now they're gon cover for one(me). Am sure u can't compare the stress level here.

treated!

bejahiskyy: Abeg forget that woman.

why nau? But she like u fa.