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Truckpusher:

abeg nor quit pls. stay and participate abeg

Truckpusher: nah, not really....sometimes you just walk away......btw, how you dey na?

*kicks him back into the contest*

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You see why I find her guts oddly refreshing?

haaaan...there is nothing refreshing about that carcass. she de make mouth say she nor go marry, u de believe her abi? na wash ! na yoruba gal and her pple nor de tolerate that kind rawbish u knw. dem go mock her taya if she nor marry.

El Guapo: She's a realist, just like me [/color]

she's bisexual or a lesbian....dont take her to be a realist except if u are into what she's into(g.a.y) ....homo

bejahisky: Yes ke,you can take over..

men, i really feel bad about ur decision to opt out. wetin happen nau? abeg stay do this thing. na for fun.

one special feeling comes with this show, if u take part.
let me gist u about my own xprience as regard this challenge. i was paired with 190 to woo one gal called abil. me and her get beef dat time , but i had to accept that for the fun of it. imagine say u de woo who u nor de settle with. and na that inaugural wooing challenge i meet caracta, acidosis, lalaosky, ghettodreamz, gree, dx , binger and a host of other wonderful guys that have kept me glued to this section.

reverse ur decision and take part in the intrest of the game, organisers and and we, the on-lookers/spectators.

Dallas Cowgirl: You're obsessed with this girl.......why?

she hate me,, and i'm giving her 'hate' back in advalorem .

i feel too bad knowing i have somebody to attack whenever i come to nairaland, but i've seminally and clinically looked at tha issue and discovered that, this is a 'poetic justice' for shollypopz.

i'm not obsessed with her, but she's obsessed with me cos i know she always stay awake whenever she post cos she knows i'm coming for her.

dont take this to be an obsession, it is a reaction to 'transgression'. thanks for ur concern.

bejahisky: Add caracta to that list pls..i'm pulling out..

men of little heart! u wan chicken out b dat.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][size=32pt]3 lucky guys will woo Ishilove, Dyt and SniperInADiaper. Anyone who's interested should indicate.[/size][/color]

truckpusher opted out. why not replace him with one of these 3 guys flocking around one lady?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]My post has got no lala concealed innit, its just the fact.

EL-G, i stil think there is a subtext to that line anyway. u did conceal a lot in ur post.

El Guapo: Give an arrogant, ego-striken, lousy and loquacious lady a shot today, [/color]

these are the consanguinity of that gander called wu zetian/sholapoo. walahi na one vulture-like babe feeling like she's everything. she go shock when she finds out about what other pple on nl can do or have. i hate her like dog meat.

El Guapo: she actually make the not-too-good bad wife

this vulture called shollypoo is a potential bad wife, that is if she's able to find any man. cos i never see any gal wey get bad luck like that gal for nl. no man de admire her sef.

Ishsoph: Permision to separate granted.

ok

Rhymez: What did he tell you? . I dont understand

nepa, xynerise was the gas seller that tried to lure her to ur camp, thou he failed and has been on the run since then.

bejahisky: Smh

stranger, what da hell are u doing by my window at this hour of tha night when i'm cuddling my wife?*shoots him*

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Fact is u cant deal with her guts.

I find them oddly refreshing though [/color]

wetin de work u sef? guapo, ur post depicts something


i will reply ur last line when the time is right.

hmmm...tell wu zetian/sholapoo i hate her.

Wu Zetian: I am the hot gist on this thread??

Cry me a river, it still doesn't change the fact that you're wayy below me.

https://24.media.tumblr.com/21b231840317f35953c78fdd91de8002/tumblr_mopkhx1Axc1st7xn9o1_500.gif

fawk u.....bisexual gander! yar banza .....nasaki akasa natake yar burauban banza, yar burauban wofi . tinkiya kowai!

Caracta: I'm tired. I need a foot rub

*dives to her feet in queen cleopatra's servant style*
i'm at ur service,mer.
servants like spike and rhymez can stay off cos na older servant work b dis'

[quote author=D-Explorer]Who are you wooing? Maybe that's gonna make you understand the show [/quote][/quote]i'm presently 'wooing-lines ' deficient and i dont wanna come up with any skeletal or intemperate lines that wl further kill my chances in an 'unofficial' wooing challenge(accidental wooing).


u fit give me one gal make she give massage cos my back de pain me.

Caracta: @Eze Promiscous, i want saturday pls. I just hope it will be convenient for emmy9ite and bejahisky. Please abeg...

welcome madam! how work?

spikes C: chai, leave sholly naw...wetin she do u

i don get rift with so many pple on here, i de let am slide . there is something sketchy about sholapoo(shollypopz)...maybe 'jinxed' or something; i nor fit forgive or like her. i hate d gal like dog meat.

idowu....hahah...every newbie , if u no hold urself, u and this one go fight taya, but now she's one of my favorites .
jidegirl...forgotten about this one after that heat-driven moment we had at some point in family section
abil... i stil de waya dis one occassionally wenever i see am.
mar* cant mention her anymore cos na one chik wey i like for nairaland wel wel now.

[quote author=D-Explorer]My heart is talking, my fingers are weak.
I need to type something, each second i blink.
These words are many, but a little ink.
I just can't waste it, the week is young and i'm fit!

Mukina in my head![/quote]a wild goose chase! bros ur way far!

Ishsoph: .

what is it with this ur id sef? my mind is finding it hard to process it for me to pronounce.

why 'ish' and 's' jumbled together? seperate dem abeg

spikes C: why are the not-at-all-popular guys wooing shollypawpaw. that mermaid needs a real man to manhandle her na

who wan woo that one? nobody like her sef. i nor fit like that gal till i call am quit from nairaland.

Truckpusher: I'm using this opportunity to announce my withdrawal from the wooing contest,any inconvenience that may arise as a result of this action of mine is highly regretted and i want people to respect my decision....Mod take note pls.

utter or blistering 'liverlessness'!

*looks left and right to see if no one is watching...walks to d viewing center to join gree-die....offer her basket of groundnut*

Rhymez: Ya maybe

nepa, how work?

spikes C: Viewing this topic: caseless, spikes C(m), dont8(m)

Even though i appear in the midst of 2 thieves, i shall fear no evil

u are in for a big trouble. na hell direct.

Vanneni: Yes o, as the minister of works and housing.

*falls from gej's hat*

dont8: Yes they are

*falls from dickson's hat*

dont8: Thank God am in the right, I shall make heaven

u think i dont read the bible? oya change my position shap shap ..... i wan go heaven too.

spikes C: One day one day, i'll be like you and xynerise. Na Caracta i dey wait oo

i fit shoot this guy wallahi. which kain thorn come b this one for my flesh? btw marriage no b for kids...na for men like us. cara knows who is the guy.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i dont understand. Translate it pls[/quote] i jst put it there to corrupt 'advisor'...jst a corruption of advisor, nothing more to it.

Vanneni: I teyu. Caseless, you too cracked me up with your analysis.

where have u been? abi u don get job?

spikes C: I can imagine

pervert!