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sanb: Hahahahahahahaha Lol; now that's what I call *Tule tule*....caselesssssssss....skydeep, here is anoda witness 2 all d allegations raised against xynerise. *invites her 2 d witness box 2 testify b4 d judge* *whispers* sanb, no fall my hand o0..i wan snatch xynerise wife.* |
sanb: Hahahahahahahaha Lol; now that's what I call *Tule tule*....caselesssssssss....skydeep, here is anoda witness 2 all d allegations raised against xynerise. *invites her 2 d witness 2 face d judge* *whispers* sanb, no fall my hand o0..i wan snatch xynerise wife.* |
Dyt: Let's meet for under tree*heads to under tree+activate kissing mode activated* |
Dyt: U no go asalatu?assalatu posponed. na u dey my mind today. |
skydeep: Lol. |
Cathaliya: na teeth powder I dey use nwokem.....are we mates?at all ooo. madam na why i give u two toothpastes. |
Cathaliya: chai, this pikin, your papa no waste money for your head at al at all..hahahahahahahah....*falls from central bank* |
skydeep: What can you do?i might |
Sincere 9gerian: Fear fear governors. I thought they would have been bold enough to walk out of the party and join APC or form another party. But in the end, fear no gree dem. What they've simply done is just like a lady or child crying just to be noticed. It doesn't make any sense.and u think u made so much sense by 'tribalising' the whole issue by bringing his tribe into this? the words in bold flays nothing but flatulence. and u are going to tell me when ahmadu bello, tafawa balewa and other yoruba leaders killed in that coup suffered that fate because they belong to d majority(yoruba and hausa). i now see that for people like u, who tilt any national issue to ethnicity, nigeria will forever keep sinking...God forbid. |
Cathaliya: abeg, who dey follow me see this american wonders...since yday, the 2 people wey I see for viewing section (Ayobase and D'Genius), na dem still dey viewing section till now?it is sometimes like that; u see pple online when they are not actually online. the only way u can know this is when u try sending a pm to that person u see in the viewing center that u'l get the shock of ur life when the page on display will tell u the person in question is offline. and u can only attempt to send a pm(not sending oo, i mean attempt) and the system will be telling u've tried sending too many PMs, and u cant do that again. seun need to do something about this. |
Cathaliya: chai, chineke m, you don brush?*throws a tube of colgate or sensodyne toothpaste at her so she can brush as i have done* |
skydeep: Lmao. Maybe I have to do mine.exactly my thought. skydeep: What do u think?that is why i'm here. ![]() |
Dyt: Let's lock d lipshow did i miss this? oh sleep! *lock lips* |
Dyt: And after den?i might take u as mine.*lick lips* |
Cathaliya: hmm, madam Skydive, I dey hail o. Your husband has been a very bad good boy. ![]() |
Cathaliya: chai, you sef, close your mouth small.......ameebo lakpa lakpa.*falls from obj's head* ![]() |
Dyt: He can't do nadagood 2 hear this. I myt chase de-explorer off u. |
skydeep: Hmmmm. Tell me morehmmm...d tori long o*cries* xynerise is a renowned womanizer and known for his womanizing prowess. He's been frm one e-hooker 2 another. Infact, it got 2 a point dat his daughter,in full glare of evrbody last night, asked her father ; 'are u my father or my sugar- daddy?' . This of couse , points 2 an attempted incestous act. *cries more*.. The whole place was thrown into pandemonium upon hearin dz qstion frm his daughter. Dis is not a ploy 2 dent his image, but to save u frm him cos i care. *grabs tissue paper to wipe my tears* ask dont8(his accomplice in crime) and spike(secondarian), they knw abt all i have said. |
Dyt: Sexy is d name*subscribes* *looks 2 b sure de-explorer is not watching* |
Cathaliya: my God, abeg make person translate this language to english pls....that is what we call alphabet- soup. |
skydeep: Whats up?i'm coo. I might snatch u frm xynetelope... I hear say him cooking gas buisness nor de move again. Xynerise, weye my gas cylinder pls? |
Cathaliya: na pa antelope wife be that?yes. He's been cheating on her anyway. |
skydeep: Lolbehold madam/mrs antelope! |
spikes C: o na-adi mkpa oo.she's been pulverized and gulped by her own conscience for being stewpid overtime. na u de follow cathaliya now? are u high on hyena weed? cath is not for u..get that. dis guy na scaler quantity....no direction. |
xynerise: All these poke-nosers wey dey choke mouth for another person family affairin wizkid's tweet*you an hangover* ![]() na u de come sell agidi for us in mushin now. |
[quote author=D-Explorer]Ishsoph, no derailing today, huh? You and cohorts have done enough.[/quote]plorer, should we have left it dormant and trending unattended to? com'on, we need to throw some 'inflammables' for it to keep burning. |
Cathaliya: more grease to your machine, make im no wear out.....thaliya, may ur days be long. this is the best prayer of 2013. goodmorring! |
sanb: Hahahahaha Lol....oh my life...this interpretation is just too funny....my tummy hurts with laughter...I've got teary eyes. This is awesome....and that's what I call comedy at it's best....you're indeed a born comedian and I hope you'll get into comedy someday...this just made my day.....Kudos dude....thank u, sis! hmmm...comedy? but i'm public shy. maybe u can help me get out of this attitude. |
JOYCEOUS: For ur mind nah u don mek pesn smylof course i have given reason for someone to smile...i'm d happiest man on earth today. ![]() JOYCEOUS: I knw sey i fyn pas youit is important u are 'finer' than i'am. u are pretty and i said it. goodmorning! |
Ishsoph: No he is the worthy suitor.*falls from gej's heart* ![]() xynerise, where my gas cylinder? |
Cathaliya: you see your life? What makes you think you cant woo your wife again? Or do you think you already know everything about her?i have always done this and kept to love ethics...i've given sitting room/bedroom wooing....trust me nau na dat african man syndrome of not wanting to say i love u to their wives affect me(check front page to laugh , there is a topic ther with respect to naija men on this. u go laff taya).pity me pls. |
Ishsoph: gree-die run!!if na other gals, u can trust me to do dis in a twinkle of an eye...but gree na my sister...nothing like that. |
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