₦airaland Forum

Ishsoph: Really!
She'z been pass from hand to hand
Can't do where my bruv acidosis yaf done.
Its an abomination where we came from.






Where is my demelza(actually my 1st nl crush)

loser! i knw say u nor like her like i do

Harbiurlah: Nice one.

thank u, sis!

Cathaliya: na because say you dey dull nah......shine your eye jare....use fire dey waka.

sis, thank u! i nor go dull again, i'm here to take over.

Cathaliya: the worst part be say, you no dey woo this babe, you come dey battle with people wey dey woo am......you be serious learner o..!

na my wife nau. abi u wan woo who don already be ur wife?

Cathaliya: chai, aluu nso.
I always knew that pa antelope na baaaadddddttttt guy.

he is a bad father,

Cathaliya: Caracta, na serious love parallelogram you dey....infact the wrong one. How you come prefer married man to young man.? Although[b]me no trust this caseless sef.[/b]

pretty, u can always trust me. forget what transpired between us last time, i'm a committed lover...i love my wife. dont tell anybody 'us'

Cathaliya: Caseless, why you no show interest to woo the chikala nah.? Abi you come late, like your brother Chukky wey dey beg for slot now?

caracta has been wooed a long time ago. na guys nor wan make i enjoy my relationship with her.

[quote author=gree-die]u won't understand. antelope is giving his god daughter to his bro in law.... dats selfish and unfair. caseless deserves her[/quote]my greatest advocate has spoken. i love this lady die.......cant thank u enough*hugs her*

Caracta: Gbam!!!

My head dey swell as una dey discuss me. Too bad i'm not home yet. Derailers in action. Una no gree woo woman abi? I dey come o. Make una no vex

u have some serious questions to answer when u get home.

how come u have two 'fathers' in stead of 'father'?

how come u have husbands instead of 'husband'?

madam , i'm a jealous husband prone to romantic mishap from these agberos called suitors/wooers like spike, rhymez, ishsop, emmy9ite etc.

Emmy9ite: My love! How are you doing?

*throws bomb at him*

xynerise: The only E-dad she has is me

gerraway u gas seller! na boiz u de arrange give her which kain papa u be? *shoots him*

JOYCEOUS: *In topic's style*
Hmmn!
Are you sure you're okay?

i'm okay, pretty. how are u doing?

dont8: Hi daughter, better bring home a rich dude

geerraway greedy dad!

xynerise: Antelope, I saw it before now and u had 25likes(feeling cool I guess?). Congrats . You didnt finish me bro, you only told the world you are a comedian.

...almost 50likes already and u knw i was not d first to comment on that thread.....but stil got that number of likes. the msg was more important than the 'likes'..u knw.

xynerise: You are still in school and talking about love. Rhymez is a graduate and had done his youth service. You think say Caracta go wait for you to finish school before u marry her? I would advise you stop using your textbook money to buy her stuff.

*falls from gej's hat*@textbook money'

when d strike is over, i go jst write exam come round up wth skool. it is jst a matter of time....

caracta nor fit go nau, baba must hear this.

JOYCEOUS: Only if u'll continously tel me
'i love you sweetheart'

hahahahah.....in topic's style*i love u sweetheart*

i love u sweetheart!

Vanneni:

lertee, who de woo u?

xynerise: Caracta officially belongs to Rhymez. They have gone beyond Nairaland hook-up.

u de crase! search ur name and u'd see how i don finish u for nl.

and who tell u say i no fit take my relationship with caracta beyond nl hook-up? ALLAH u go see wetin i go do. make i finish school first...na caracta go come be my 'school' then. wait for my reaction........


caracta go tell u watsup with us soon, wallahi.

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u de crase? na why this thing go flop be this. in pope's voice*who a'm i to judge?*

Rhymez: He is already a loser

na frm acidosis i snatch her, and from me u begged her to be ur babe. then spike don de date her too. now na ishsop de game now. u go lose her to another guy like ur predecessors did .

iterator25: careless love

...trust me, im a careful lover.

chukxy44: Noting of such is happening here, please wen u locate d actual venue hala me, cose am interested.

no be d wooing challenge u de look 4? fresh thread wl b opened for that later

JOYCEOUS: Shey kugu na waist?

kugu na hips and waist na kwankoso.

i like ur signature. cud u be in my heart pls cos i have a space reserved for u already.

Rhymez: She dey make me dey totori-tori

u de madt? get out of this place this minute.
that ishsop guy go pulverize ur balls soon.

spikes C: na ezea, na ezea, a maghi m gi oooooo

wtf with so much ibo on this thread today?

spike , fawk u!

Rhymez: . Senseless

oga nepa, wetin de worry u sef abi cara give u hyena weed?

u are high on hyena weed!

chukxy44: @Op, what happened to the initial thread, or naa wrong venue I dey, tot d Men's Audition was taking place here?

u are at the right place

Abu Mikey: My Main Man!!!



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(1) "Ehirim nke oma ezi nwannem".

"inokwa ala anyi a?"

(2)afulam ya. Ya kam juga ya ma ihe caseless kporo ya, o ihe o bu.

Ehikwaram o.
Ginwa nko?

@ maria-goretti, what is this?

where have u been? i de miss u die#team say the truth and let the truth set u free#

Vanneni: I've secured a place for you already so you can resume whenever you finish schooling.

*dances to nokia ringtone*


matana , nagode sosai. *grabs kugu + cuddling*

Ishsoph: Lol, my separative bro.
Just separate them equally and u'd get the meaning

hmmm.....jst tell me what it means pls.

ezi ofia nor b pig? so wetin eze oma mean?

if u are my friend , then tel me wetin u and cath mean...

Emmy9ite: 78 pages??!! The rate at which people chat on this thread is alarming. Lets get down to business. BTW, Who has seen caracta lately??

answer my question.

Speakdatruth: wish fan? i lyk u buh i hate ego

*falls from gej's cap*


nigerians are outspoken....hahaha

Ishsoph: Don't mind caseless.

Ehirim nke omaezi nwannem.

dont make me believe this mean what i'm thinking it is.




what do u mean?