muller101:
I fought this lady 6days ago. The way I take beat am eh! Don't be deceived those muscles are irrelevlant.

U can lie for Africa... I was there she is d one dat removed ur 2 front teeth jare.. It ended in ko and u spent d next 7 years in coma. My guy ur nt up yet

amunkita:
Great!!
I ve thought of the police nd nigeria legal system asleep, to ve allowed this useless alien gay pollute our cyber space.

I just pray he gets a maximum of 14yrs.
Denrele u re nxt....

Denrele is nt gay, nt even a cross dresser, his just trying b noticed by being a little off or overdress.

BeeBeeOoh:
If I happen to be his father I will use him for money ritual, then use the proceed to train those that want to be something in life

Sorry to disappoint u, he would just produce counterfeit money, have u seen an oracle dat asks for somebody dat is useless b4?

sKeetz:
And I just got my visa. Abi make I just chill for Naija make these white people no just shoot me one day?!?


No, God punish Satan. Not when buhari is still in power. To die for obodo oyibo is better than living in this shît hole called naija.

I'll be back after 2019.

Safe journey my brother dnt forget to nuy bread when you're coming back just tell a pilot to stop u at agege

Prebaby93:
them boys stole all my books in jss1(govt school ).....mum locked the door beat me.. hay God I prayed for Jesus to come that moment.....the boys stole 11books, after 2days I came home with 22books

They brot out the best in u..lmao

sexybbstar:
I no faint o. I've got a very thick skin, caning doesn't really move me. The nice part is that, I have a very good skin that doesn't retain scars. Whenever I have scars, it will clear off within a month.

U must b very black sha

idope247:
My dad knocked on my bedroom door and i angryly said WHO IS THAT FOOL My dad knocked on my bedroom door and i angryly said WHO IS THAT FOOL

Chain I feel ur pain.
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sexybbstar:
I no faint o. I've got a very thick skin, caning doesn't really move me. The nice part is that, I have a very good skin that doesn't retain scars. Whenever I have scars, it will clear off within a month.

U must b very black sha

DeadRat:
I Was like 10 then... I Narrated The Position Of All The Rooms In My house To My Friend, i Told Him Who And Who Slept There... I Didnt Know My Dad Was Listening, me Wey Be Idiot Just De Happy De Laugh Until i Enter House... When I Enter House That Day, i Won Die From Cane. My Papa say Me And My Friend Na Armed Robber, say we De Plan Robbery, We Won Come Rob Am (10years Old Robber) i Collect Beaten That Day Like The Kind Beaten Jackie Chan de Give Enemies

Lmao.. U just gt me laughing like meehn killo de

sinaj:
Happened when I was in primary 1.

Got back from school around 3pm or so, was about bathing when my nxt door neigbour invited me for one party like dat.

Didnt wnt to go o! but changed my mind when i thought of cake icing, chocomilo,banana chewing gum, parago and baloon i would take to school the next day

I quickly accepted and had my bath quickly, couldnt evn wear party cloth coz my hand couldnt reach the wardrobe. I just wore my white singlet nd black host like dat with my koi koi shoe

Left the house open coz I thought i would return early b4 my mum but somehow i later delayed nd stayed there until 7 o clock, didnt know that everyone was looking for me at home. My mum even thought my school driver didnt bring me back nd was accusing him already, she didnt knw dat her child was dancing awilo in one party

I got back past 7 or so nd saw her with some other persons outside nd understood immediately. I was about throwing my precious goody bag away b4 she saw me nd pounced on me...

My mum gave me different styles that left me with tattoos scars. Even disfigured one of my fingernails lol.

I didnt talk to my frnd until we moved out of dat house.

This one is strong oh.. Bring the holy cane

donstan18:
Nonsense!!!, What d'fvck is this canopy looking sh*t!!!


This won't allow you be in control of your "Pussy Licking"... It'll hinder some clit tongue jiggling!, You'v got to be in control of the available "Pussy eating"!

Since I can't eat food with this, I won't also eat pussy with it!.... "Pussy" is meant to be eaten, licked,.. Do some raw ultimate search with your tongue down your woman's pussy and make her feel like the best and romantic woman on earth!... Jiggle her clitoris and pussy lips to make her laps vibrate... So that she'll feel your skin and raw tongue than this sh*t!


That sh*t should be banned!, So that she'll feel your raw ultimate searching tool!

Finnaly u found ur calling... Pussy licker

Rochars for 10 cows from fulani herdsmen gladly

Where is Rocha?? This are the type of things we need in IMO state nt statue

I did worse when i was a kid....

prince2blinks:
R.I.p, money always comes out quick for burial...

Asin eh..

Lolz bored as Bleep.. Op u just made my day jare��

EHE I WEE NT MISS THIS 1 BECAUSE...

Some people would be busy erecting statue of a gold digger we did nt send dem to erect... Mtcheww

Lolz our bank

bigerboy200:
Lol... when Messi or Ronaldo tear goal..do they stay by the goal post to celebrate or they run far away to celebrate?? .... if she is ur wife..it's understandable to do the cuddling ish after nacking ..but if na one random chick..abeegy..make she come dey go her house jare

No time jare

Explorers:
Boiling river of wine flows underneath smoldering debris at the Paradise Ridge Winery in Santa Rosa, California on Tuesday

Burned wine barrels are seen at a destroyed Paradise Ridge Winery in Santa Rosa, California, on Tuesday.

A rack of burned bottles of wine are seen at the Signorello Estate winery in Napa, California, after wildfires hit the region this week.

If it where in Nigeria now you would see people selling the and drinking wine...

chuose2:
Davido don join Illuminati.

When you join dem need person blood for success.

All these deaths na sacrifice to ein Illuminati god.

So certainly unless ein repent, God of heaven no go answer am.

Sombori cannot wear Gucci in peace again ni?

Una get time to count meanwhile

Sexy20:
14

Some put 2 fingers, some 3, some 4....but by the cluster of their finger nail paintings, you shall know them

You have time and energy sha... Web Don ma

Negotiate:
All preeks are replaceable

Not mine dear.... NOT MINE

And they lived happily ever after, THE END..

cristianisraeli:
if a lady visits you for the first time and you no enter the place or your finger no touch something...then my bro you are a learner and you need to learn.sweet mouth would get you laid on any ladies first visit...good package,smell nice,nice house.good flow,good eye contact..and then shes all yours..by the way i do not nack on the first date and dump nah..unless shes not clean down there thats the only thing that can make me run away from any woman.her hair most especially must smell nice,body as well..then the punna most be smelling like rose or vanilla.

una too love prick and punna matter..see as una rush enter

And ur name is Christian... U need Jesus, sorry tunder made in china

We present you a story that took the Internet by a storm. Married or not, you should read this! The story will show you how important it is to appreciate and love those close to you with all your heart — while you’ve still got the chance…

“When I got home that night my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, “I’ve got something to tell you“. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth.

But I had to let her know what I was thinking about divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, ”why“? I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, “you are not a man”!
That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger.

I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.
I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. “No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce“, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us: ”daddy is holding mommy in his arms.“ His words brought me a sense of pain.

From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly, “don’t tell our son about the divorce.” I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily. Suddenly it hit me…she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, ”Dad, it’s time to carry mom out.“ To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute.

I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad.

On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step...... Continue reading here =>> http://.online/cheating-husband-wanted-a-divorce-until-his-wife-did-this-her-secret-made-me-cry/

Mac2016:
Cute babies...They will soon be separated and lead normal lives! Thank Goodness they are not conjoined by heads!

Head or tail its a moimoi case they can easily be separated. Make God just sign am

Am sorry guys but I gats ask.. Em how did the kids comeout of DAT hole
Meanwhile let them kontakt Ben Carson...

They can't even hug like normal humanses... See Belle

kimbraa:
My day is going as planned sha, just lazing around. How's yours?.

@vargas right now wee be like