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tolaxin:
So all of una wey won write ui putme na fresh sec sch liva abi na una dey make the comptxn tough for us

ok una welcom

You don write like how many times? 8 or more?

















Na joke o

SamzJay:
When my uncle is the VC?

Hahahaha! you funny but i'm not convinced.
If your uncle is Mr Wole, you wouldn't have probably asked that question here, you'd phone him directly(or maybe walk to his house).







NEXT

SamzJay:
Can I possibly change from MBBS to Law??

Not on earth, and not this year, i refer you to the first 10pages of this thread, a link was posted there, hope you get my illustration.

Sultan5:
So are you saying 1 can change their course? As in for Elect elect for example to mechanical engineering even if its elect elect that is written on ur jamb result as 1st choice.

If yes abeg throw more light on how this can b done

Courses available to change to would be advertised by UI after post-UTME and release of cut-offs, top and competitive courses are mostly left out of the list.

SexyKaycee:
^testing

cassyrooy

see your coc friend

Bia! Odika...

To my bro with the COC inquiry, you can still be able to do it but that would be after post-UTME, that was when UI opened it portal for that, sorry for the delay in reply

thankyouJesus:
no be my fault o, na the prestigious premier UI o. On a lighter note, Chief Bride kini? I no see anybody o.

Aaaah! I always knew that my weed-boy couldn't be trusted with this kind of delivery, if i probe am now, im go transfer the blame to FranciT0ny,


paddi mi no vex about this logistical malfunction, i go send you two after my next wedding but if officiate though.

thankyouJesus:
Tie kini? Shey u don divorce ni? Guy, be careful *in thick Igbo accent*.

See as u dey talk like say that Chief Brides-maid wey i give u no dey responsible for why u go MIA from this thread.

SamzJay:
Please what's COC?

Change of Course

SexyKaycee:
lol we are talking about the same people trust me... mentally incapicitated people are not dullards na, they are craze people kikiko

Glad you got my drift.


peePEACE on you bro

SexyKaycee:
What about my signature?

Well said

but this is my 2nd time applying UI so I am a bit paranoid about mocking other people's abilities

oh well, just like the poor that will always be around, the dull as well.

I'm not talking about mentally incapacitated fellas bro, what you failed understand about the DULLARDS is that these guys tend to bleep up or lose their cool during the entire time the exam may run, thereby leading to far more greater blunders, trust me, such chases will be registered(not my prayer though),

last year, someone inquired about COC 2hrs to closure, classify that guy.

SexyKaycee:
haha dont be cocky sire

dullards have a way of surprising you

I just noticed your signature,

underdogs can usurp those in vantage positions i know that and i don't take that for granted too, but in every exam you still have the inexperienced

thankyouJesus:
who called me?

Hehe! My officiating celebrant, that was just to test run your line just incase i want to tie a knot. How far?

Jetson:
Hmm, I hope your quote to my question means you also printed "Four(4) sample questions and the Payment slipt". If I may quess! You finally logged out without any other confinement. Huh?...Cassyrooy


Nevertheless, I hope to hear from you if there's any other ilisity complemented with the UI P'Utme Reg. Poo!!! #smilesarcastically

As stated bro, yes, 1 payment receipt and 4 sample questions as written in Jamb UTME exam.

Holamarncy:
Greetings to all.
.Looks like the trend is moving steadily .

It also got to me that 33 thousand personalities .brain box,.intellects. would b sitting for the exam

if i'lld deduce ,this exam would be a simple test of intelligence ..

i'lld also urge us to pray very hard cos Jxt like the previous yr lots of academically buoyant students will fail. we Jxt have to be smart.

The battle ain't for the slow and steady anymore but for the fast and furious.

Repn MBBS 2015/2016.

You forgot DULLARDS too

harbdollahr:
Now that the dead line has been set has anyone registered and printed any document aside from the receipt

Where did you get this information? It ain't stated on their website

Kingdomdaughter:
Tnks real gd cassy.
As to d ‘name‘,,,huge smiles...

Welcome dear...

Jetson:
Hey guys. I only printed the payment slipt and four(4) sample questions. I hope am still on the right track


Cc: Proton_Any further step(s) to follow?


Cc: Cassyrooy_How many slip did you print apart from aforementioned?

Nothing do you bro, jack dey go

Kingdomdaughter:
Pls, answer me.
I used blue pen to sign hp am save

The word 'Preferably' was used to lay emphasis on the usage of 'black' pen, not 'compulsory' though.


And for your earlier question, no, nothing could be printed for now.

Kingdomdaughter:
I need an answer

Concerning WAEC you earlier posted 'bout, i strongly suggest you follow FRCN network news, 12pm and 10pm to get anything other than hearsay,



Your christening pattern is similar to that of ThankyouJesus<<>>KingdomDaughter

SexyKaycee:
Let me hide behind my ignorance of Literature, I do not know it.

can you please post the answer?

Kaycee nwanne, biko giri ya wayo,



the correct anwser is AAAA



and the question was aimed at/for a particular purpose.

SexyKaycee:
no visa card here... the cyber cafes in KD are really dry.. tis a nice lady helping me with her master sef

contact your bank for assistance

SexyKaycee:
aliteration brother the one for vowel

i asked for the Rhyme Scheme not Figure of Speech

GetOvaMe:
Don't I?




Hehehe...



But then, you've always tried to covet that which isn't yours to have.



In other news... Man, those Literature sample questions are very venomous. Tried to read through last night, couldn't get past 30questns... and woke up this morning with a terrible migraine. So these are actually the questions they ask aspirants??


This UI ehnn...


Jesus be a shield!

So many things gon' come up,
dunno whether we all gon' wake up
but bro we still get to brace up
so that we all can meet up!

The rhyme scheme used above is...?

Ajiaj:
Hi does any1 know if calculator will be allowed? If yes, wch typ (electronic/scientific)

as at last year, it's a capital NO

Anonymousartist:
Folks,I how do we know the date for the post utme.They keep saying they'll post the sh!t on the site.And I'm still not at ease with my bio that I've updated and still remains blank.Need answers ASAP!

Chill bro, since the eligibity shiit is now history, just keep calm and watch out for something in coming days.

GetOvaMe:
You too dey mark territory??
No matter.


Og' eme gi vum nanya!

You don't know me, do you?

Umartins1:
Alright na........ You are welcome. But the journey from Ikire to Ibadan is hitch-free. No traffic, no police check point and there are more buses than passengers and it's under 30mins.


I wish you best of luck.

Cool, planned on making a stop in Ikere, got a friend in Uniosun Ikere campus who's anticipating i stopped for coffee.

Hazard
Oscar
Willan
hmm!

pamcode:
Starting line-up
13. Thibaut Courtois
2. Branislav Ivanovic
28. César Azpilicueta
26. John Terry
24. Gary Cahill
10. Eden Hazard
22. Willian
8. Oscar
21. Nemanja Matic
4. Cesc Fàbregas
19. Diego Costa

My delectable duo


Substitutes

1. Asmir Begovic
9. Falcao
20. Victor Moses
7. Ramires
5. Kurt Zouma
12. John Obi Mikel
18. Loïc Remy

The bench?

Nice season-long plan from The Wise One alias José Mourinho, only toddlers will laugh to this prank.

Hawlahscho:
[size=25pt]Correct Score - 3:0

HSH - First

Over 2.5

Che win both half

Ivanovic to score












If Oscar starts [/size]

NINTH SEASON OF BEING A TRUE BLUE, EPL DON SHOW BUT CHELSEA PLEASE RETAIN AND ENTHRONE BLUE DOMINANCE IN ENGLAND

[quote author=Pr0ton post=36739166][/quote]How far?

GetOvaMe:
Firstly, good thing you can now log in.. That's great news.




In other news... una don dey share the Sociology girls on this thread...

That's very ambitious.

Really?


[s]Hope none of 'em guys are trying to 'Farm on my Land' cos that's the 'Fastest to meet the Lord'[/s]


G.O.M wetin dey? When u go take show today?