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funny thread, Chisom just keep the guys around, while she steal FTC from them

GrammarNazi:
Sometimes, I wish I hadn't graduated with 'First Class honours'

Sometimes, I wish I'd made a comfortable 2nd class upper or even lower.

And NO, I'm not kidding!

If I'd made a 2:1 or 2:2 like most other people did, nobody would expect me to have the answer to every question, simply because "but you're a first class graduate na".

Nobody would be surprised that you still don't have a job, one year after youth service. When you tell people you're looking for a job, nobody would ask you dumb questions like "how can you be looking for a job, when you made first class? Companies should be chasing you with job offers na"

If I'd made a 2:1 or 2:2, nobody would put me under unnecessary pressure. Nobody would expect me to perform better than everyone else on the team, and when I miss something just like everyone else did, nobody would ask "how did you make first class sef?"

It's a pity that something that should be a thing of pride has become something I'm too ashamed to mention in public. These days, when I want to apply for a job, I debate whether to use 'First Class or second class upper' on my C.V. How do I explain that haven't gotten a job almost two years after NYSC? (and YES, I attended a Federal University).

I haven't even mentioned the embarrassment in the hands of these marketing companies. You see 'First Class' on my C.V, and you have the guts to invite me for an interview, to come market some stupid 'weight loss' product at monthly salary of #25k+variable commission

Chai!

I have suffered.....

For me, 1st Class or nothing!

2.1 ain't bad, so any is classy for me.

Avenger4NL:
If you are still there and you have internet connection just check the history of the browser(the same browser on the actual computer you used for the registration) and hopefully it will reproduce the receipt. If you find it hard to print directly then I'll advise you to look for the print screen key on the keyboard and press it. This should create a screenshot(pix) which you can then print. You may need to open a picture editing app e.g Microsoft Office Picture Manager where you can paste the screenshot and then save before printing.

Bro the URL are usually broken after 15-30ms from when you did the transaction, even, you cant go back to the payment page right after leaving the page.

That is for privacy and security reasons.

tolaxin:
you think I'm wrong, put a call through the help desk

Not my P bro, my registration is a done and dusted shiit, so why bug myself 'bout it.

IceDude:
U are right bro. It got to a point i couldnt even concentrate in class cos all i was thinking abt was sexx sexx sexx. I made the move to confessed to my mum one fateful morning during devotion cos her sermon that morning was touching, i opened my mouth but couldnt spk. She made the sweet sin looked so good that all attempts i made to report her proved abortive

Good thing is you pulled through and you've learnt things way faster than you could've if reverse was the case.

And about talking to your mum about it, it might've gone wrong if you'd mentioned it to her, your said molestor would be punished within legal bounds but the trauma of being molested, the guilt of being responsible for her punishment might have overwhelmed you.

tolaxin:
it doesn't matter at all. There is no need to re-enter any details. The ones you first entered were automatically saved.

for your mind abi?

IceDude:
I was molested when i was about 12yrs old by our neighbours younger sister. The babe was about 17 or 18 then........She taught me kerewalogy from year 1 till i graduated. After my graduation i started terrorizing gals in my neighbourhood

you took it well bro, freely you were terrorized and now you are freely terrorizing them back.








PS: i detest rape in it entirety, whether female or male. It violate sexual rights of the victims which haunts them for a significant parts of their lives.

SexyKaycee:
Cassy nna hope you coming to ibadan

with all this similarities we have to meet

Shebi na 3wks remain, lets see how it goes bro

princyunlimited:
Pls does anione ave an idea of wen d exam will b starting?

admissions.ui.edu.ng

jstbeinhonest:
HELP GUYS! HELP!

I jst went tru my bio data nd i observed smtin,'oshgb' was written as my hometown,instead or 'oshogbo'.
The question is can i edit dis flaw?,if i cant, wud dis mistake affect me in d long run?

HELP GUYS! HELP!.

SexyKaycee:
Mine was written as ONUIM instead of ONUIMO

See my brother o, Nwanne kedu?



@the abbreviations of LGAs, that's completely okay.

SexyKaycee:
is there any use re-filling my biodata space? I just found out its empty

Oxytocin:
It's of no use,if you refill it now and go back to it later,it will be empty...Same as mine

See these guys o, why must you open the application again? Doing so will lead to lose of already saved data(s), refill it o.

harrisonett:
U are welcome
Wish u success in your exam.

Thanks amigo





Rep UI though

Adah96:
yelz baybay

Homo acts? P

Thats my job oh!

harrisonett:
how to find adec:

GO TO ENGINEERING DEPT (to find d dept, pass the left side of the auditorium, thats d black building in middle facing maingate after the lawns & flower when u first enter d sch.

after trecking pass d left side of d auditorium, u will meet a building 500LT (or 1000LT i don't remember which) TURN LEFT in the road that pass in front of d 500lt

d road is c shaped, don’t go too far, immediatedly turning, enter the road (dept) at ur left (there is a mast & trees around the dept)

NOW U ARE IN ENGINEERING DEPT,

TO FIND ADEC, IMMEDIATELY ENTERING
THE ROAD LEADING TO THE DEPT, COUNT THE BUILDING IN YOUR RIGHT, THE 2ND BIULDING TO YOUR RIGHT IS ADEC, the building is small, beautifull and far back in the right.

WISH U ALL SUCCESS and remember try pass english + any non-calculation subject very well.

I just got myself a useful tip by following this thread.



Good hint bro!

vickerz:
z it cumpolsary for the passport background on the form to be white? I mean d post utme form

Just use white

















Be like say na [color=#000000]BLACK[/color] and RED me use sef

faizy:
uhm...plz iz it a must I get d original jamb slip with passport photograph on it

Ma, i cant say for sure if that will be emphasized on by UI, but just in case of the unknown and the unexpected, do get the card(e-facility) as we wait on UI to make their next move.

ICEBOLD:
Pls anybody 2 send d sample question 2 me 'apostleabiodunimmanuel@gmail.com (eng,govt,math,econ)

Hahahahahahhahahahahahah! Few people will know why i rolled on the broadway,












no offense intended buddy.

funkyaye:
oh boy it is for this year o

What did you put as combo in UTME?











The bolded might get you into trouble o

Oxytocin:
No be fight nau...buh who wan buy scratch card sef.OAU is using that's why I asked...

If to say u put Sociology then we for fight,








But no p. One Love.
Always hetero though

tolaxin:
and I can as well say every other persons writing for the same course as mine should be unconscious for at least 1hr during the exam




















in a positive way**

Like say Sociology isn't among one of the course i wish for this your cause to manifest too















































































































In a positive way too

vickerz:
i have replied the mail...u re d best...mush love #no homo

Any time bro,

always hetero too.

Some people never learn how to quote o, see as them quote the whole thing come use am cover space. I just shake my head.

@Funkyaye, hope this inquiry is for next year UTME exam, if so stick around, the next 4wks will give and keep you ahead of your packs, but if contrary is the case, i don't know what to say.

Oxytocin:
To check the UI post utme result...One doesn't require scratch card,right??

Write the exam first before looking for recharge scratch card,


with our N4500 now with Mr Isaac Adewole, who go buy scratch?


I no go buy.
Shikina

vickerz:
Ui just dey fustrate, i still never register

Whats up bro? Check your mail!

Dahyotohbad:
please how much do you think it would cost me and will I be given a letter of authorization to use for my clearance

I don't know o, go to any high court to inquire about it o!

SexyKaycee:
very nice
Nepa ke
lemme enter
I am eyeing an oil rigg off forcados

E go beta.

SexyKaycee:
Elect Elect

whats yours

The NEPA guy...


Nna na Sociology...

SexyKaycee:
oh i just wasted my time typing

sorry oh

sha kelechi sexy chikezie

and kelechi ahamefula chikezie are two different people in an application even if their birth cert contains kelechi sexy ahamefula chikezie

good night

KC nwanne, i feel you bro.



What course?

Dahyotohbad:
guy no vex,didn't mean it like dat,it's just that,I already have the two names on my birth certificate as other names,just wanna confirm maybe it won't affect me in clearance

Niqga better consult the Commissioner for Oaths and seek his legal advice and adhere to his recommendations so as to avert the unnecessary.

Don't make him useless in this regard, he's there for this purpose(s).

I profer for everyone to go through their credentials....

Pr0ton:
Make he try ham

My weedboy and my driver want to kidnap me o people see palava.

DavidDinah:
Pls, i want to know if an aspirant with jamb score 260, 7 Bs and a D7 in english can gain admission to study law in Unibadan. Pls i need someone to answer me. Thanks in advance.

Dear, your UTME score is too good, your O'level is good too but the 'BUT' is inevitable, i just pray your(the candidate's) NECO will augment this defficit. Sometimes, we all just have to pray for 'LUCK' too, good luck.

thankyouJesus:
evvvvviiiiiiiiiilllllllll gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn. *in persuading voice* I go officiate, help you carry chair, help you carry food, help you share food, help you drive, even, help you with your wife, sorry, I meant, help you with the dance.

I like you for your selfless services to Humanity, we wont have any problem from the exerpt above^^^,

You'll carry chiars, accepted.
You'll carry foods, accepted.
You go share food, accepted.
Sure you also want to drive? No problem, also accepted.

But the bolded area in your post, hmm! Sure you won't just join the rest of the attendants and eat the rice you would have carried earlier, and accept my Certificate of Commendation?

Cos the dance eh, in short just look for a new atlas to place head,

see this guy, i'll grin wicked everytime i see you.