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olatunji21:
I already did.. Tanks.. Aw have u been?

I'm moving jawe.


Glad you can now log in, hope they come out with a not-too-much-time-wasting schedule for this phase.

Welcome back again.

olatunji21:
Yea... its really nice meeting a potential coursemate and also a potential girlfriend here... I Was affected probably bcus of my low score(239)..Anyway its all good now...

Straight nigga, ma like for ya!

Sorry i haven't been able to send that 'thing', i'm swamped here.

Tomorrow i'll try to get it then forward it to you.

Layi9:
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So we shud just logout after everytin abi?

You can log in again but 'Home' is safe to view.








....post-UTME should be August ending/early September.

Layi9:
same here o...dnt knw wats happenin

You guys should stop reloading the pages as it erases your already saved datas,

Jetson:
I'm certainly sure that this 2015/2016 UI P'UTME and the elties gonna be a things of the pass.


All I know is that, not the brilliant ones gonna win the battle but the smartest ones.


I hope you all know what it entails to be smart!...


I'm still repeating myself, where my God (Yahweh) has destined me to reach, nobody gonna stop in getting there. This is certain!


There, success and prosperity is meant for us all.

Shallom, Uithes!

Anonymousartist:
For the visa card,do I just need to change the i-pin or do I have to go in the bank and fill a form?

You just need to change the i-pin alone

chibuezewilliam:
and u dey talk am with pride,even receipt u no print?my people abeg watin go happen to this guy?

I profer no solution to the guy, cos me self no get clue except him go relate with helpdesk.

@OP- i just shaked my head

augster:
cassyrooy...how I go do that picture and signature part of registration, please?

Bro, use a cafe so as scanning wont be a problem,

Jetson:
I'm sighting some IMPORTANTEE(s)....

cC: cassyrooy??....Fellow, what's gone bad.

cC: pr0ton??....Fellow, any updates yet?

Bro, contact any of these numbers


08115976795



08129732268

SexyKaycee:
@cassyrooy make we still.buy form as our name never dey the list?

Call UI helpdesk for that info,




08115976795



08129732268

samzy66:
pls can I buy d form now dat it's jamb has cancelled d distribution stuff.or wait till list comes out

Sharp sharp!

GetOvaMe:
Wetin' be this?..



Wey the Baileys??

You don forget 'State of Orijin' abi?

Oxytocin:
...what if you are yet to have one or you are still awaiting

After 'clicking' on the subject, select 'Awaiting Result' in the grade box provided....

Bhuumhite:
@Cassy,your joke is expensive o,why u put me for that kain role?,please use a diff name next time

Ma'am i'm sorry if i defamed you with my post, hope i'd be forgiven, I understand going by history, Sincerely i'm sorry accept my Apology!

Pr0ton:
Satement of result? I don't understand.

It's your O'level bro, fill it accordingly.

dara319:
WOW!!!!! Cassyrooy is my dad's birthday mate....bigger u I pray
Mine is november ..glad to be back...

.finally got to use ur mastercard rait?

Arghh! Happy Birthday to your dad in arrears!..... Thanks dear, I used VisaCard to make my payment! Mastercard didn't go through.

geedot:
Happy birthday in arrears bro.
Your writing skill is superb! And it's gonna be an added advantage for you considering the course you're coming in for. Can't wait to meet you in UI nigga.

Thanks bro, i called last week but you didn't pick or reply, i'll again though.


Na UI dey delay fate sha

GetOvaMe:
Ol' boy, you still dey count your years? Hian!


So, It's your Birthday.. I gotta say dawg, you've made quite a reputation for yaself here.
All the love u're getting, so cool!



Y'know, every single day I wake up, I pray to God to give err'body a friend like you...





Hell, why should only I have to suffer?





Bonn' Anniversaire Cassyrooy!

Bia, maybe you've forgotten the consequence of using archived quotes,
in MI_Abaga's voice 'Somebody want to die'

sometimes we don't deserve what we get, sometimes we earn it, guess well who knows.


Thanks bro

Bhuumhite:
thanks....happy birthday...wishing u long life and prosperity... U go last pass olumo rock

Olumo Rock?

Arghh! Sweetie, I just want to last enough to give my best then pass on for youths to do same, thanks dearie that was sweetie of you.

horpeyemmi66:
The sun is shining more brightly today, the skies are much more beautiful; ever so immaculate.
a gentle breeze accompanying them.
The hibiscus and daffodils all rejuvenating brilliant colours.

I stopped to wonder, isn't life just like a Painter's palette?

He decided to add a dazzling Colour called cassyrooy to his canvas today...a harmony of Colours is what he got.

Nature is in a perfect symphony today, that you were born.

Happy Birthday Augustine, wishing you all of life's most amazing things.

...cheers to tommorrow.

Boss mi, many thanks. Haba! Even your new signature?

'...this kinda thing make me don't want to meet eachother...'

We're all canvas' to the people we meet, how we paint it is up to us. Thanks very much.

FrancisTony:
Happy birthday Cassyrooy.


Olatunji27, that English isn't loading, eh and it's showing 0kb after downloading.

Francis nna mhen! I see you too, thanks.

mhizfranca:
Happy birthday cassyrooy,llnp.have fun!!

Mhizfranca thanks for the cake dear, and this thread is fun as a member, yesterday was extraordinary. That was very nice of you luv. Thanks.

Pr0ton:
hAppY bIrThdaY dAy , ©a§§y

We've had Cassyrooy (still having) and FrancisTony celebrate their birthdays. Who's next?

Umm.. Let's see...


Augster! and Dara319

Good morning everyone.

Boss horpeyemmi66 6 long time, bro. I hope it's jacking that's keeping you away and not Simbi

©a§§y don't say I didn't try...

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/fiesta/anniversaires/gat-1.gif

When hand tire that cake guy, im go deliver the cake to me, since yesterday?

Boss mi, you outdid my expectations, ceteris paribus, we'd get to see someday.

My Naughty Birthday Experience!!!

Date:01-August, 2025
Time:19:30hrs

<---><---><---><--->

Picking up a glass of Champagne and a fork, Vickerz called the attention of everyone present,

...'We all know why we're gathered here...' his male voice announced through the speakers,

I turned to see the amazing multitude that gathered just for me, that was when that thought ran through my mind, one that only come on this day, it was way back in the good old days, i remembered it, yes the irony called my birthday, but hell, i like that thought...

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

...it rained Chelsea and Arsenal all through the night, it was a cold and wet morning, i forcefully left my bed but silence gripped my consciousness,

'where the hell is everyone? I cursed

Time check 06:11am, 'i'm late for lectures, i hurriedly prepared for class as though it was a getting-ready compitition, i set off for classes.

Arriving at the lecture theatre, noticing how deserted it was my frustrations grew,

'where the hell is everyone? I cursed again disappointedly

'i don't know you to be this frustrated' a sweet and soothing voice replied me from nowhere

i turned to see who or rather what replied me, cos the voice was from the Camp of Temptations.

'miss you know nothing about Cassy, and i'm not in the mood to play any Guessing Games' i countered trying to conceal my frustrations

'oh! 'relax and be calm" lover boy, i know more than you give me credit for'... The more she said the more i flared with anger.
'...and i know you're '

i couldn't take it anymore, i had to leave immeadiately, it was still drizzling but i didn't bloody care anymore, 'the world might be drenching but still didn't GAF', like i had cared before, wetin wan concern Cassy with such things?


I made to see Geedot atleast he might be different to me today

'are'u just gonna leave me here? She called at me

i turned and grinned wickedly at her, 'miss i'm sorry but i've got to go'

'it's still drizzling, where are you going to?

'"you know more than i give you credit for", figure that out'

'asked because i want to tag along, but nevertheless forget it' she feigned angry

'thank you' i replied her.

I was disappointed when i got to Geedots' place that no one was around even this niqga, i grew worse

'you made me ran all through to your friends place' that voice said again 'but my friend, you know Opeyemi right? stays in this block and he's gone for the weekend, why not come in and lets have tea, it's cold out here'

i was outta ideas or places to go, so taking this offer was my best shot before suicide.

She walked three doors, pulled out a key and opened the door while i stood watching her.

'i'm Bunmi but the area code is Bhumhiite, and you're welcome' she said not minding if i came in or not

'what a warm and nice place...' i went on to compliment and narrated all jargons i had for birthday last year while staring at my mug, she was curled up on the couch

'you know today isn't that bad, i'm here for you' she said when she reached me, rubbed my knee and continued to the bedroom. 'why don't we do something warm, atleast it might atone for calling you '

I became weird and wired up instantly, in less than 30seconds i had reverted the effects of 'Eating the Forbidden Fruit'

she called out for me to come join her which i with every senses lost to negativity grinned to, my best gift ever was seconds away, i was ecstatic.

I did push ups, jugged a little then headed for the bedroom in natures' best fashion.

I opened the door only for

GetOvaMe
Bhumhiite
Mhizdeedy
FrancisTony
Horpeyemmi66
Geedot
Bebcorn
Ruth(my ghost friend on whatsapp)
Pr0ton
Treasuregr8
Olatunji21 and a host of other friends

who shouted 'Surpriiiiiise!'

01/08/2015 was a special day, not for me alone but all those born in August, thank you all, i was just watching with a stick of 'Weed rapped with dictionary-guys like pr0ton call it "High Defination"'

Thank you for making me feel special, I love you guys.

lalasticlala:
Football star, Nwankwo Kanu Turns 39 Today!


Where are those his fans?

Come and wish him happy birthday..

I'm not just his fan but a Birthday Mate!






Happy Birthday to Kanu and Cassyrooy!

Celebrate today for us with your 'LIKES'

chibuezewilliam:
lols,so u will just turn off d system or what......like where will it redirect u to,dats wat am trying to say

Bhuumhite dear let me answer this.


@OP-You're not to do anything, you're free to logout or download the sample question if you want.

chibuezewilliam:
chairman are u true with ur registration?

Yeah! I'm through with it. You?





Guys Please when quoting, remove monikers, i don't like mentions I'm unconnected with.

FrancisTony:
Pr0ton, Cassyrooy, Tommybob et al, finally I was able to log in.
It has been rectified.

Goodluck bro, You know whats next na!

GetOvaMe:
Howdy folks,



Uh... I'm in a bit of a situation here. Cut to the chase; I'd downloaded my 'Sample Questions' and found out that some sort of mistake occured and I somehow had the misfortune of havin' some sort of final examination for a PhD degree program uploaded in my account, instead of the actual practice questions.


How very mysterious.



Of course, I'd put a phonecall through to the University of Ibadan admissions/technical desk to complain, only to be bruttally rebuffed. The reciepient of my call totally went ballistic on me.


Very frustrating.


I mean, do these guys expect Secondary School leavers to answer those questions?... The Government was totally insane, and the Literature in Eng. was from the deepest parts of Hell, I was seeing questions about 'Greek' Literature and some books I've never realy even heard of. The whole thing looked alien to me.

I strongly opine that Prof. Wole Soyinka had a hand in drafting those questions.


I didn't even bother to click on the other two subjects.



Anyone, perhaps, with a similar predicament?

Cassyrooy?

Hahaha! I just did that cos i'm utterly confused, These guys want to examine who? Philosophical Degree holders or Secondary School leavers? There must be a misconception somewhere.

Greek Literature? Nooooooooooo! I'm Nigerian and i want to be examined with Nigerian Texts not alien and antiquated texts.


Government? How am i to know the dude that headed or made recommendation for the 1988 Civil service... Oooohhh! Nonono!

Fourmatic:
Man, words cannot describe the sort of questions I saw on UI past questions, especially on Literature and Government.

I can categorically state that most of the questions are research questions as they are nowhere near the akara questions we solve everyday. They're mostly like a puzzles or better put, quandaries. I needed Google to answer some of the questions.

chibuezewilliam:
av u completed it now?.......when is it going to end pls?

It's still unknown, cos i noticed that i cant 'SUBMIT' my biodatas, and i cant 'PRINTOUT'.

Adexelite:
I need help here pls. I downloaded a question that is not mine. What do I do pls help me

look for someone that put in that subject too and get it from him.

Maybe you're scared that you'd probably be examined on it? Call helpdesk..