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mashin:
My cousin is a girl and the parents need a female private home teacher. Its in gwarinpa Citec Villa

Guy if you want a good teacher in chemistry, there are good guys who don't prey on little girls. Currently I am teaching a girl whose parents live in sheda. Three weeks and counting. I also teach mathematics and physics. I AM GOOD TO THE LETTER. CALL me on 08092431893

Chidexter:
Wow!. Some eye opening shit this is.
Corpers and Non-corpers please take note.

Guy i wish i have half of your connection o, see as all this things you mention is happening to either your friend is doing it or your fellow corper or your friends friend.

Yeah bro am learning from others experience in their own service year. This one year won't go without gaining my own experience. One love bro.

Ok bro naija forward march to wealth. Corper weeee!!

geejayjax:
adding u up bro 07032938939

Hey FTC You are highly welcome to abuja.

Ladies. This thread is also for you o. U are all welcome.

henrixx:
bro am chatting u up straight away...

Ok bro.

Ok I will try it.

It seem like I am the only one deployed to abuja kwanu!


Corpers weee!!!!

Paramount01:
Helpful. Keep it up.add me in 08068791600

Just add ur state where u r serving.

Paramount01:
Helpful. Keep it up.add me in 08068791600

Ok bro. U will see the difference is clear.

Hmm good... lovely. am proud of them.

Hey peeps it's a pleasure to unite all my fellow comrades serving in Abuja and the out-skirts. I have opened this thread so that we can share our experiences here in Abuja and other state bordering it

Those having issues concerning allowances and accommodation problems your solution is here. You are all welcome.

6. Selling of Bras and pant:
This is where girls make it. *chuckles*. Funny as it may sound I know of a friend who buys about 5 pants a week. One day I went to her room to discover that this babe has up to3 pants in her wardrobe. Damn I don't know how she manages to maintain them all so I feel a couple more girl have as much as that or less which brings me to another tip of making money for ladies. So take note enterprising chics out there use this time during weekends to sell bras and pants to your fellow corpers. Small size, bikini, lace under wear, meet me tonight, see thru, idi araba, elewukwu, and busty bras that make those things say hello as well. You can make good money from this.

5.Sales of CBTs
Do you know that jamb students fail in jam not because they don't know the exam but because they cannot use computer systems and so must practise how to use the computer before the D-day.

This is where I am interested in and am currently doing now as a corper. Do you know I made 200k just by selling computer Based software to schools tutorial centres and other places. Now is the time to start the business cos JAMB 2016 registration has started. Come let us make wealth together.
Add me on whatsapp on 08032328730. Call me on 08092431893.
As a corper now I plan to make over a million naira using my khaki in going places I have never gone to. The secret is start early now that jamb exam is due to hold around march April. This applies to NYSC BATCH A PROSPECTIVE BATCH B and out going BATCH C CORP MEMBERS ALL ROUND NIGERIA

4. Become an usher:
All the pretty ladies in house!!hola at ur boy!! If you know what prompted me to add this option in my write up was when a friend of mine oluchi told me about this ushering job where she goes seminars and she get as much as 20k four just 4 days and I am like wow! At that point I wished I could just turn into a lady. Just having hot legs means u are qualified to enroll into ushering job and make cool cash!

3. Helping your boss do technical work like repairing his laptop, download app, type crucial documents etc

For those serving in the north. It is obvious that some of our ogas in Kaduna, Zaria,Bauchi Nassarawa are still new to computer age. Put a new app that will thrill them like SKYPE, FACEBOOK, open an e-mail for them or design a website for his company, even as simple as downloading his favorite music on his phone and you will automatically become his best friend.
I know of my in- law served in Zaria whose oga shifts millions in his Mercedes benz booth every Friday evening.
Downloading SKYPE for his boss, he was able to skpe his friends in the UK and abuja. I can imagine the look on his face when he saw his friends Koro Koro on his laptop. Kai tekinology sweet o! To my in-law, a piece of cake, to his oga, it meant the whole world. My in law got got 150k for his 'service' from those mouth watering 1000 naira bundles every week as appreciation for his gestures.

Computer wizards take note.

2. Join the real estate agent to sell houses, land.
This may sound strange but corper do it. I know of a worker who started life from assisting in getting a seller in selling his house in return he got 10percent of his dealings. Building around you could be up for sale. All u need is to connect buyer and seller an get your commission that's all.

Imagine heping to sell a building worth 15 million naira and getting say 5%- 10%that is between 750k and 1.5 million naira by being a corper. Hmm. I can't shout!!

Sometimes it baffles me when I see corpers complain about their small federal allowance a.k.a alawi and say to myself. Do you also want to follow your fathers to complain about the govt for the rest of you lives as a civil servant when u can start now and make money by using common sense and challenging your mind positively? Now here are important ways to make money during your service year.
The key is starting early.


1. Becoming a private tutor: For those of you who have an apt for mathematics and we're very good at your secondary school subjects, this is for you. Instead of sitting down and wasting your God given talents, there are parents looking for corpers who will teach their children at home. Physics, chemistry,english, government economic etc.

Moreover, this skill can make you meet your connection that will change your life. Eg meeting a politician or an oil worker. You can also make up to 50k from just knocking at your neighbour's door.

More secrets yet to come.....

WailingWailer00:
Government secondary school, Mararaba, Karu. Those secondary school babes just dey crush on their handsome Corper anyhow

Let's talk biz bro here is my number.
08092431893

WailingWailer00:
Trash!!! , I'm currently serving in Nasarawa state and believe me, NYSC is the best thing that can happen to a graduate, I've made many friends, potential billionaires are in my CDS, learnt new culture, still teaching in a government secondary school. It depends on how you view it, most of us ain't complaining

Govt secondary sch? Bro where were you posted to in nassarawa? thats cool.

Sasallau:
Am expecting to serve in batch B 2015 and the Op is scaring the mass out of my momentum. All I may have left is V-square in the home direction.

Yo brother come join let us make wealth together. It also depends where they post you. I will give u feed back later.

Nysc sef has given some who never had the opportunity to travel to another entirely different culture, terrain or tourist attraction like me. Meet new ppl and somehow changed my mentality of Hausa ppl. They are good ppl too although I hear a different view abt them from where I come.

Nysc has connected women to their husbands, given some too jobs and given ppl like me a life time opportunity to soar in greatness.

Nysc has made some who were generally weak or myopic stronger.

It will also make some too get their connection of a life time.

Imagine me getting 2 hectares(200mx200m) of land to plant tomatoes and egusi free of charge for one full year

I don't know about u o but me hmm m smiling.

fabem:
I'm enjoying my service right now. Is your mentality that matters. I have even gone for like 3 interviews in the state just 3 months that i started my service. I went for those interview just to keep myself busy and i know nothing about the state when i arrived. One of the company mail me saying i should resume with them after service. Tell people how to make good use of it not discouraging them. I'm still going for more interview especially targeting those oil company with connections on the way. I rep Delta corper. #fabem

Correct guy. Your brain dey there.

That's me.

taiwolusol:
1. ONLY THE YOUNG PAY THE PRICE, WHY?

Like the song, I have always wanted to be young and free. But to escape the rigor of NYSC, I needed to be a little more than that.
Why is it that only the Young pay the price?
I am 23 Years, apparently if I was just 7 years older, I wouldn’t be going through this Unnecessary Scheme.

How I wish I was Older


2. TO MANY UNCALCULATED RISKS

We Corp Members get involved in Road accidents, Election Violence, Bomb Explosion, Community fight, Religious Fights, Ethnic fights, and so on. It’s pitiable that only a few get noticed.
Our roads are more than bad. Corp Members risk too much when they embark on that 25 Hours long road trip to their state of deployment. Who bears this risk?
We risk too much by living in Adamawa, Sokoto, Maiduguri, Borno, Jos, Abuja, in fact anywhere that have recorded any form of terrorist attach in the last 5 Years.
It’s a pity some of our colleagues have died in road accidents and terrorist attacks.

NYSC is not worth our lives. we want out!


3. MANDATING NYSC INCONSISTENT WITH LIBERAL RIGHTS

The above is too much English. Let me explain in literal terms.
As a citizen, I am expected to be Law-Abiding. I am encouraged (not forced) to vote and to render voluntary service.
The act of Mandating National Youth Service before my rights of citizenship are extended is simply contrary to the purpose for which the country was founded and has endured.

My right to employment and contesting government offices shouldn’t be subject to my NYSC status.

It is wrong. THIS IS WRONG


4. MANDATING NATIONAL SERVICE DRAINS ITS VIRTUE

Why is it called National Youth Service in the first instance? It should be more like “Mandatory National Service”
We have to understand that for an Act to be Patriotic, it has to be voluntary. If it is required, it becomes nothing special.


5. NATIONAL SERVICE DISTRACTS US FROM OUR CAREER

To many of us, the one (1) Year National service is a big distraction to our career. Many of us go through the One year scheme and become rusty intellectual wise. No real challenge, we just sit and teach Primary 2 Kids all year long.


6. INCREASE IN IMMORALITY

Don’t be surprised.
The Service year unfortunately brings out the beast in our Youths as many of us see the NYSC year as a Jolli period where we go at the world. Little wonder there have been recurring cases of Corp Members impregnating their infant students.
But an Idle hand they say is the devil’s workshop.
Are Corp Members That Idle? YES THEY ARE! YES WE ARE!!!


7. WE ARE BAD TEACHERS, BAD ROLE MODELS

All thanks to the government’s questionable posting policy where 90% of corp members nationwide have been confined to the 4 walls of a classroom. Corp members now call the shots in the Nation’s most critical part of the economy.
This leaves the schools, students, parents and community at the mercy of quack, Hot, unfit and unprofessional educators.
Little wonder our students keep failing WAEC.

8. IT IS TOO EXPENSIVE

How much do the government (State and Federal) spend on the seemingly unnecessary Programme.
I might not be so good at mathematics, but I can come with a rough estimate of about #350K on each corp member. Multiply that by close to a hundred thousand graduates that go through the scheme a year and you’ll have a feel of how much money the government is not getting value for.

Tax payer’s money they call it.


9. NYSC SHOULDN’T STOP US FROM LIVING

The above appear far fetched. Well it’s not.
How do you explain your absence at your Father’s burial?
How do you explain missing your own wedding? NYSC Head Count? HELL NO!!!
How do you explain loosing your Job?

That we are young graduates doesn’t mean we don’t have responsibilities. We have aging mothers to take care of; We have a Boy/Girl that calls us Daddy. We have siblings to look after;
We are sorry if we are unwilling to pack our bags to Kebbi. For some of us, Family comes first not the government. SORRY!!!

10. WE ARE TIRED

Tired of the peanut you pay us?
Tired of the ridiculously irritating houses you call NYSC Camps.
Tired of the ridiculous food you serve in camps.
Tired of the uncalculated risks
Tired of the double standards. The rich and famous don’t appear in Camps, they get their Certificates notwithstanding.
Tired of paying your staffs to Influence our Posting
Tired of loosing our Jobs, only to get the NYSC Certificate and start looking for them again.
Tired of Holding only the Young Ransom
We are Indeed Tired of the unnecessary scheme.


cc Seun, Yokiti, CrazyMan, Ogbeche77.

If u don't have anything tangible to say, you can sit down and boil beans.

It's so sad that ppl like you only think about yourselves and that's why nothing good or let me say no satisfaction in serving others

It is ppl like u that a shoe company will send to a town where ppl don't wear shoes and u will say that Hian! Ppl don't wear shoes take me out of here! Whereas u could teach them how to wear shoes and make millions being the first to change their fashion.

Sit up and think brother. Nigeria is a hustling ground where u must be creative to survive esp the opportunity and time that nysc has provided to give youth corpers a start in life.

Presently I am serving in a village Kwali in Abuja nysc batch A 2015 set that means two months into service and I try at my spare time to teach village students for free and I got contact from ppl to teach theirs kids. This gave me confidence continue my private tutor job which I started in Lagos. print fliers and paste now parents call me to teach their children at home. Free time. Weds, fri evenings sat and sunday, iteach them at good pay and by the end of next month I will be receiving triple my fed allowance from extra lessons alone.
Further more I also sell CBT softwares which I plan to go at state level. It is thru teaching that I got in contact with the secretary to the educational body in kwali who might propel my sale of the software and nowii am going to different place I naturally cannot enter without my khaki.
So I encourage you not to criticize this program nysc without looking at it from the angle of a hustler.

I saw in camp that while trainers tought ppl at SAED prog (skills acquisition Entrepreneuership development) ppl are busy looking and girls asses and catch new babes. None remembered that those programs are helpful to those who might not get job after service, later they will come out and talk like you. Pls freedom of speech is guaranteed but u need to think from all angles before u critize. Look at ur statements all gearing at what will please you and only u.
Next time think about how u can serve your country and you will be rewarded one day.

NYSC: SERVICE AND HUMILITY!

sonofananimal:
I WONDER IF YOU ARE IN HIS SHOE, WILL YOU DID WHAT YOU JUST WRITE?

IT IS VERY EASY TO TALK BUT HARD TO PRACTICE WHAT YOU TALK.



IT IS VERY EASY TO GIVE ADVICE WHICH MAY SOUND SWEET AND INTERESTING TO HEAR BUT VERY STILL HARD TO DO.


BE HONEST TO YOURSELF! WILL YOU STILL LIVE WITH THAT WOMAN IF YOU DISCOVER THIS BIG SECRET?

Brother let me tell u something. I have seen what God has done in my life and I know there is nothing God cannot do. As far as the guy still loves his wife despite all that, they can still work something out. Stop living in the presence that there is a perfect marriage like u see on TV. Later on u will hear that they have parted ways. Look there are certain things even u will discover about ur wife later after ur marriage that will startle u look at this scenario what if u were impotent or have anger problem. Had a bad life in ur past and ever since repented or u simply a weakling and after many failed relationships u desperately need some one you will love you the way u are. Is it not likely u will lie? Yes I know it is a delicate matter as regards children. But this is reality. My cousin married someone who is 5 yrs older than him. Good they have children he discovered that she was older than him that didn't kill the marriage

because u r living in the comfort of ur house u don't know what will be ur own problem tomorrow cos no one is perfect. U will want someone who will love you the way u are so I am telling u what I will do if it were me but it will be a hard step. That is what marriage is all about. Abi?

Brother first question I will ask is are you a child of God? Second question is do you really love your wife? Brother one thing I know is that there is NOTHING God cannot do. If I am talking to someone out there I want to let you know that there is hope. One thing I believe here is that ur wife can still conceive. I have seen the power of God in my own life which makes me know that nothing is impossible with God. Medical placing of menopause and of 45 is only an average meaning that some women can still conceive above 55 but rare. And some come with congenital diseases. So 45 yrs as menopausal age is a + or - thing.

All you guys need to do is.

You don't have to leave your wife at least now.
You shld tell ur wife to go for a 21 day fasting and prayer for God to forgive her sins. Join her if you can
Go for tests to see if see has other problems that might hinder her from taking in again so as to prevent. More sad stories. If she is alright then u r good to go

Try out intercourse for a while get her pregnant.

If she eventually gets pregnant treat her with extreme care aand go for antenatal check up very often making sure that all is going smoothly. Meanwhile praying ceaselessly for God to intervene in the situation and bro ur guess is as good as mine. A child is ok. Then u can adopt after that. Trust God never fails

Call me 08092431893
I am a beneficiary of God's love and power.

Joavid:
Its not my write up. I included my source.

Ok this is my email. Chat me up

It is dachefdominion2014@yahoo.com

bennyoun:
Chisos...dats boobs na suck till eternnity oooo...

Haha! I can't shout

bennyoun:
Chisos...dats boobs na suck till eternnity oooo...

Haha! I can't shout.

Joavid:
Well, the mods don't want to move it front page because of something he tried explaining and I still don't understand.

Aw! Don't worry m lucky I found it while browsing thru nairaland. Anyways not everybody will laud ur write up and shld be kept secret from foolish people. U need to search for wisdom to ger it. Its somewhere in proverbs.
You can mail me. Let's chat. Ok chao!

NOT WHEN HER BOOBS ARE LIKE THIS!!