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franklingud:
That's how the lazy and stupid lot keep quoting me because I wished a dying brother with AIDS to RIP in advance.
That's how they keep speeding the virus, they won't abstain, use condom, and or better yet stick their pvssy to one man.
No, they won't even get a job, they'd rather jump from one bed to another and keep spreading the virus.
Later now one dying brother will come to NL and search for a partner with HIV to start a family with.



@Awkaetitibabe
@blissgregory
@catwalk
@afrosage


Quote me, insult me and receive expired sense.

How do you know that's how they do. Or is one of your family members doing the same? RIP to them In advance

@Awkaetitibabe
@blissgregory
@catwalk
@afrosage

Dear ladies,
Let me teach you how to show love to your guy.
Some of you ladies do not know how to show love to the guy you are dating. some ladies think that the only way to show a guy love is by having sex with him; that is why some ladies do not have anything to offer a guy except sex. Sex is not a prove of love. Don't use sex to prove that you love a guy. As a lady, you can prove that you love a guy in the following ways:
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1. Buy gifts for him. You can give him gifts of T-shirts, shoes, undies, singlets or even a phone if you have the money.
2. Take him out for lunch and pay his bills at least once in 2 months. It is not bad at all.
3. Send him some love text messages occasionally.
4. Give him phone calls daily at least once daily, ask him how he is doing and tell him that you love him.
5. Occasionally you can cook a delicious meal for him, maybe once in a week or once in two weeks, but not everyday like a housewife.
6. You can also help him financially when he is broke.
7. Take him out for shopping at least once in a year, you will not die.
8. Pray for him
9. Advise him
10. Help him to build a bright future.
I know some ladies will crucify me because of this post, but this is the ideal thing to do for your guy, not sex, sex sex.
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Guys, Did I make sense?

Men. Marry women that fit or support your purpose in life whether she is rich or poor. This union won't notice social strata

If you are a farmer marry someone who considers farming as a good practice

If you are a philanthropist marry someone who supports it

If you are a natural leader marry someone who likes being led

If you are evil marry someone who celebrates evil.

That way you all can live happily ever after

Why is it that most people encounter ear death experiences before they give their lives to christ? Smh

Abdulazeez99:
Nigerian web users have dug out this photo of UK Prime Minister, Theresa May, curtsying to Prince William. The photo is being shared online after the new Deputy senate president received serious bashing for kneeling before Buhari on Tuesday, Igbere TV reports.


Igbere TV reports that Nigerians have been divided since the photo of Omo-Agege kneeling before President Buhari surfaced online. There are arguments that if Theresa May could show this level of respect to the Prince, even as prime minister, then there is nothing wrong in the Deputy Senate President kneeling before President Buhari.


Reno Omokri via his Twitter handle, argued that the Deputy Senate President is in the arm of government that is meant to check the activities of the executive.


According to Reno, when a person with such an important role kneels before the President, he may not have the courage to stand up against any decision made by him.


Some web users have also shared the photo above showing Kaduna state Governor, Nasir El-Rufai kneeling before President Buhari and argued that it is just a sign of respect.


Others have stated that Gov. El rufai isn’t in the legislative arm of the government unlike Deputy Senate President Ovie Omo-Agege.

Source; http://igberetvnews.com/773996/trending-debate-between-theresa-may-dsp-omo-agege-and-gov-el-rufai-who-knelt-better/

Did you actually go to school? It is sad that you don't know that for a senate president to kneel before a president is a slap to our image as a nation. The president should be struggling to be their friends and not the other way round. We should be covering our heads I shame and not brig it here.

stanliwise:
English or no english, place or no place. Beating anyone to face swell whether man or woman is a very retarded and backward way of behaving. it does not treat any matter at all. only justifiable reason to fight is if the fight is unavoidable. Whether he comes from poto-poto village , if by mistake this woman dies, nobody go hear story o.
How can I raise hand and be beating an adult to stupor haba, not even one or two brain reset slap, infact tabling the matter before people she respect will go a far way.. I consider men who do this or women to be a bully, because if this bully meet a blackbelt fighter or a pro boxer, they will be on their heels. they are always fond of beating people who they see are not up to their match.

Ok o. Oga I don hear.

Psoul:
U called abandoning a 5 month old baby to go and club with prostitutes that will assign a man to the woman for sex a menial and irrelevant offence?

Well, u are not married and don't even knw what it means to have children. When u get to that level, u will understand the man's feeling, that is, if u will chose to be a responsible parent.

Don't you see her monika?

ngwababe:
Not dropping them, but I'll distant myself. No matter how you want to see it, my dear within ourselves, we know things will always go wrong. Men matter is different. Man can go out with his single friends but will never forget home, it's unless there's more. But a woman, hmmmm, we too dey lost! What advice would a single lady give a married woman? What even advice will a married woman give a single lady?

You are truly a wise woman. I envy your husband.

stanliwise:
Oga get out jare, no law recognise violence, people like you find all sort of justification for violence. Now you have seen the baby. get a protection right for her and if possible win her away to a better care if mom wouldn't provide the care. I don't know what you people profit from violence.

I bet you this woman will prefer the beating to taking her away from her baby forever. Your action is even more killing than the beating. You are resorting to everything the white man does which has caused the beak down of morals over there. I am not saying beating is the best but can you be there for your baby considering your work schedule. if your wife does that to you? You watch too many foreign movies. You think there is the US abi? Probably some village where these laws are not eve heard of. So stop being idealistic but realistic. At least consider where the place is before making judgment. Even from the english ma that man may not be able to read newspaper effectively ma talk more of protection rights and that place could be some villa

naturalwaves:
Okay. Sorry about that if you are offended. Quickly check the previous page to see the images I attached. You are free to criticise it.

Ok bro

naturalwaves:
Were you not the one that started insults by asking for my maths grades? You just come online to talk anyhow without even knowing whom you are talking to. You produced a diagram that does not follow and I made a simple observation. Produce a simple diagram that has A,C and D on the same horizontal plane and satisfies the question. Should this be too much to do nwa teacher? You teach sss 3 maths, kudos! . I have produced countless students that have gone on to massacre exams in further mathematics and mathematics with 90%+ of them scoring A1 even though that is not my own subject. In my subject, I have never produced a B2 in an external examination. You can take that to the bank.

So why were you so quick to say my drawing when your aptitude reasoning is high. This is the statement my teachers used to punish me that year which I found out was very bad thing to say In an academyof "learning"

Rezos017:
There you have it. Virtually every detail of the question is captured in the diagram. It makes comprehension and calculating much easier.

nice
But you would have made the tower standing as the question says for better assimilation

Abeos:
This should be right.

Just checked back now, the question says both A, C & D are at horizontal levels so don't think the diagram is correct

abeos think outside the box ad start thinking about planess not lines

naturalwaves:
Oponu! no be only 3D na 4D. We are all here to learn. What you drew makes no sense. Your points, C, A ,D should be on the same horizontal ground according to the question.Now, look at the rubbish you drew. Is this too difficult to understand? You need to learn how to take contrary opinion. Anyway, I have attached a step by step guide to put your likes through. Follow the steps and see what you will get. In case you do not understand, I will be attaching a step after step image soon. Maths no be lacram la pour o.

The problem is understanding english language (statement problems) not the mathematics. The question says C and D are different observation points at the foot of a tower A Ie the same plane. From there start making your analysis. And before you start your insults, (which I will not indulge you) why did you come out to say my diagram is wrong without checking your facts? However draw yours. If you came to learn stop being a spectator. I am not C. Ronaldo or Messi. Biko. I am SS3 teacher and I know what I drew there

aorseer:
This is the correct diagram. Kudos

Thanks. Proudly A1 Mathematics

naturalwaves:
This diagram is wrong because your observational points C and D are not on the same horizontal ground as the foot A of the tower.

mr man that diagram is in 3D. Try drawing a cube and make the bottom surface stay on the same level on your paper. Then tell me your waec grade after

Let's vote here
Like for etinoosa. Share for kim

Mrshape:
Some one draw my attention to a problem recently that he think is incorrect, he have search the Internet with many website have the question but no diagram or solution to it,
But behold the problem is correct, and easy, but I found out another problem of our students, which was also pronounced in the just concluded WASSCE mathematics question, I will reveal the problem I found out about our students later,
Let someone attempt this first

Is this what you are looking for?

Her husband bought her a nighty gown and she mistakes it for a dinner down

taiwolomo1:
I think is because the girls attain puberty @ that age range...and they tend to get curious and go closer to any available man around making them vulnerable to those pathetic perverts to take advantage of them!!!

See your way of thinking

Never

BeLookingIDIOT:
Seems xtianity only thrives on converting illiterate,poor and hungry populations

Should they lose out on everything?

Supply jobs. Look for who needs something, get the source and supply that one you don't need any money for it. Your client pays you your profit plus purchase of goods. Thank me later

DaddyNimo:
walia he no best her well....so cos some random chick used the word husband for your man on facebook, you go dey ask am jamb questions?? idiot woman....

Correct man. I hve a friend like that anytime she sees a flirty comment o facebook she will come to my house to interrogate me. Always jumping into conclusions and its not like I m dating her kwanu

jonaifame22:
I'm not a father christmas, but i try to help people without gettn anything in return, well maybe because they have nothing to payback wth,but in a case where someone has something to pay back nko,dis where my story starts



Well,I'd love to talk about kunbi,she is a very beautiful gal,who jus recently turned 19,are eyes are very white,sharp and bright like a phone screen light on its brightest,when she smiles dimples appears fastened to her lovely cheeks,round and obvious like the new full moon in the sky signalling the period off the new yam festival when people in a village setting celebrate to eat the first yam of the harvest, well believe me when I say that i do not hesitate to preach the gospel of her beauty to her and of course which she'll smile and say uncle Israel, u have come again ,i have tried to make her underatand that i do not in anyway share resemblance wth her father or her mother neither am i related to her parents in any way hence she should stop calling me her uncle and rather address by my name,and she'd smile , and cover her face wth her hands, when I hold her hands and feel the softness,I jus feel like detaching my preek and giving it to her to go home with it and use it to scratch her toto whenever it itches her.

Kunbi started barbng her hair wth me when she was in ss3,and i use to collect any amount she has even when it is as low as 50naira.

My lust for her was born on one fateful Saturday as I headed hurriedly for work, I cldnt get a bike to haul me down to my shop so I decided walking fast, as I moved forward, I noticed a female figure jogging towards my way,and what really caught my attention was the way her both breasts bounced up and down her chest in unison like the duo of peter and Paul in the defunct psquare group dancing and jumping up and down the stage in a star mega jam concert to the thrill of their young and teeming fans,this rare sight of the happening on her chest region by her meaty breasts confused me a bit like a person who has been given a very clumsy and zigzag explanation of how to get to a street he his going to.

I would have recognised her from afar if she hadn't worn a head gear, but I recognised her lately when she was already close to me, and we exchanged pleasantries,my eyes moved up from her face down to her body and up again to her face as I noticed tiny beads of sweat on her nose, I hailed her for keeping fit and she told me it's something she has always wanted to do,and as we spoke another gal of about the same age grade as her caught up wth her and they both laughed, I noticed her friend and she is very beautiful wth very big breasts, pushing up and forward as if it wants to jump into the waiting hands of those who cared to look at it, and not to forgat that she has a very thick and luscious lips which covered her set of teeth like a curtain covering a door mouth,as she looked at me she smiled and greeted me, and then kunbi introduced me to her as a friend, but deep down in my heart, I wished she had introduced me as more than a friend, but I was not dismayed,because the spirit of lust encouraged me to feel Happy,because the way she introduced me as a friend can also make it possible for me to date her friend

Well, as we spoke they both chorused about being thirsty, and they needed to buy a soda to quench their thirst, then we began to comb the nook and cranny of the area and found a place where we bought lucozade boost. And I opened my wallet, proudly displaying the wads of naira note lined on it's inside like cane stripes on the back of a stubborn child, as I saw the both of them sinking their eyes in to the depth of my wallet like a customer at a mama put buka,staring sternly at the big pot of stew as the food vendor searches for a meat or kpomo of choice to sell into the plate.

I could see them from the corner of my powerful eyes, so i culled out a 1000 naira note from the wad of naira notes in my wallet,like an animal farmer cullin out an infectious sheep from the herd to be vaccinated and i payed for their drink and asked that the change be given to them, they were so excited like kids who have jus gotten their Christmas clothes and shoe from their parents,then I asked kunbi to come see me in the evening,cos I had something to tell her. And she said she'll come if she has nothing doing by then so they signalled to me and left.

As they turned and left I examined the back side of the both of them but as i looked at kunbi's friend's yansh, every thought I had of dating her if kunbi fvcks up,crashed like the stock market of 1962, which was so devastating that people had to sell their properties to survive, chai in all my life I have never seen such a flat yansh before, I began to ask my self what cld be responsible for a gal wth such a big breast as hers to have such a small yansh,because I was bothered by the way her yansh hung flatly on her back like a 32 inches LED television on the wall, and I began to ponder on the matter,cld it be that her yansh may be flat simply because she sat on a pin which perforated her yansh tissues hence lettn out all the air inside, or perhaps maybe she was a stubborn child and continuous and excessive spankings to the yansh by both her parents and teachers at school has rendered her yansh to nothing other than a flat mass of flesh hanging loosely about her waist like a door about to come off its hinges., these thoughts and many more ran across my mind like contestants at the access bank Lagos marathon race running on Lagos road.

well, kunbi came to see me yesterday,and I entertained her and we got talking cos its been close to a year we have not seen,she was grateful for all the times I gave her money,to take care of things at home after the money Their parents dropped for them finished when they travelled, so I made her understand that being kind is a nature that I was born wth and she smiled and said, she wishes every guy can be like me,so i delved into the crux of the matter which has been on my mind about her for a long time, and I made her understand my feelings for her.


as I held her hands, and professed my love for her, the softness of her hands triggered a very powerful pant tearing and hymen rupturing erection, as a matter of fact,if there was a machine that can tap penile erection energy and convert it to light, believe me when i say the KVA of current that will have been tapped from my penile erection at that time will be enough to power a local government area for 7 days uninterrupted.



I aready new the rocky situation going on in my genital area as I fought in my mind to control my thoughts so that my preek will soften its stance from a state of hard rock erection,to a soft and flabby state,but as i noticed that she was about to consent to givinge a hug,the thought of her body and my body jamming together in a non injurious but erotic collision, my preek got the signal and it became very strong and hard like the life of a frustrated Nigerian graduated who has graduated for more than five years but with no job and money to take of himself and his beloved, then I told her to give me a hug,she gave me a side hug like the one given in deeper life christian church of God,but i insisted in getting a full frontal hug whereby her breasts and my chest will collide and also the front of my preek and her toto will jam each other but she declined and my pride was hurt like a wounded soldier in battle, and she said the words that broke me finally,sheb said she is not attracted to me and she only likes me as a friend,I felt bitter like a herbal medicine and my preek that was very strong became limp and fell like a female fan of flavour who has jus fainted while watching is thrilling and electrifying performance at a live concert.



well i have planned never to answer her greetings again and withhold whatever goodwill I do extend to her financially,


this is my plight,lepasharon,obontami,smellinganus, blissgregory, dacblogger,class captain,topher052,divepen,originalsly,pls I'm hurtn send a word of comfort pleassssse,mcbrooklyn

Aww. I don't know why guys believe no girl they toast must turn them down. That's life for you. Guy if you get rejected move on to the next. Probably you might get lucky that dat
My analysis
Every hour you must come across a beautiful girl
So every day you will see 24 beautiful girls
In a year you may see 24 x 365 = 8760 beautiful girls of which you may encounter 100 to 1000 in a yr
500 will say yes 500 will say no i.e 50:50 so what's the fuss and cry about girls rejecting you. Mehn have something better to do.
However I need that energy from your erection mbok. I don't have light.

blissgregory:
Lastly,ur galfrd

Haha

carbon1224:
Sometimes I wonder when I see some comments on here, what does the woman want to dig when they both have 3 children and there properties are on there kids name.

I hope you understand the statement gold digging when they already have a family and they are both moving forward.
If the woman feels she wants to go alone let her go but but she needs to understand that her kids would not forgive her cos if her request wasn’t granted some years back as 9years and which the husband might have a reason for it.
Don’t judge the husband on one side of the story and some things might be the cause.

Bros what is there to forgive when my mum has carried me to God's own land? Chai go wht watch the comedy skit of mark angel paying his tithe to his pastor and this other guy came in with wads of dollars as tithe. That pastors excitement will be mine as soon as my mum drops me in California.

carbon1224:
Sometimes I wonder when I see some comments on here, what does the woman want to dig when they both have 3 children and there properties are on there kids name.

I hope you understand the statement gold digging when they already have a family and they are both moving forward.
If the woman feels she wants to go alone let her go but but she needs to understand that her kids would not forgive her cos if her request wasn’t granted some years back as 9years and which the husband might have a reason for it.
Don’t judge the husband on one side of the story and some things might be the cause.

Bro you need to judge the character of the man. Why is it that if it was a woman involved, nairaland will crucify her because she is a woman. All of you will not take the shame she has been going thru for 9 whole yrs. I am sure she was also catering for the family because the op mentioned his biz was not doing well. And he is raising shoulders like he is the breadwinner and fearing a gold digger. He never respected his wife and if he were the one in this case, he will dump her ass here in naija and get married to a white woman without batting an eye. I don't think you have lived with an ingrate before. If you have you will understand

Ursulaa:
Father Lord...pls give me a husband who would know nd appreciate my worth

Add value to your life everyday. A man who sees your worth will find you. Cheers

mrNEMZY:
A man got you pregnant, still married and have been with you for 9 yrs, only problem is he didn't go into court marriage because of fear of gold digging or probably bcoz of ignorance.
Now you want to break the marriage because you feel you are now rich enough.

Judge yourself by yourself, you get sense so?

My man pack well. Stop being one sided joor. I don't know why people always take sides with every husband because they are the head of family? What stopped him from going to court. Was it not for fear of the woman gold digging? Now who has bcom the gold digger now? I am sure this ma will make like a living hell for this woman if they finally get there. I mean he is not doing well here ho will he do well abroad. He will just make his wife his meal ticket and won't do nothing there. I have a aunt who is feeding her husband before he died and he was constantly beating my aunt eve though she was pregnant at the time. God showed mercy and took the man away. Ow she is living well

Prostitution like every other businesses encounter losses like bad biz fk and no pay rape ad other hazards like diseases. So if you don't want to be raped and not pitied, do not prostitute. Find a better business to do other than prostitution.
I ca see moral decadence in society e live in to pity a prostitute if you don't put yourself out there to have sex with 20 men a day why should I pity you if you get raped? If you do biz with me and don't pay, you are raping me of my earned money or my services so does you a fking prostitute