₦airaland Forum

PrettyEmy:
Make me follow represent my tribe

GOAT = EBOT
CATTLE = UFENE
COW = ENANG
HORSE = ENANG
RAT = EKPU/EKU
SQUIRREL = AYIOD
DOG = EWA/EBUA
CAT = ANWA
SHEEP = ERUNG
PIG = EDI
LION = EKPE
LEOPARD AND TIGER = EKPE
ELEPHANTS = ENIN
MONKEY = EBUK
CHIMPANZEE = IDOIK
SNAIL = EKWONG
SNAKE = UDUK IKOT
LIZARDS = AKPOK
CROCODILE = AFIOM
FROG = IQUOD
CHICKEN = UNEN
DUCK = AWOWO
TURTLE = IKID/IKUT
VULTURE = UTERE
EAGLE = EKAMBA INUEN
ANT = AKPA ISONG
EARTH WORM = UTUNG
COCKROACHES = MFEM
HOUSE FLY = NSUNG
MOSQUITO = ABONG
BEE = AKWOK
CRAB = ISOBO
MILLIPID = ETIM
RABBIT = EKPU MBAKARA
MOUSE = EKPU/EKU
OWL = NKID IKID
WOOD PECKER = EBU NKAKAD
FISH = IYAK

Calabarian/Akwa ibomite u can add yours o

Yak Isóng Odoro Ukana!

A Nigerian Sees Another Nigerian Leaving A Building And He Quips; Bros You Dey Go?



















No....I Dey Come, He Answers. And That Makes Sense. #Anonymous

What's Morroco When I Can Visit Seychelles Without Visa?

Hello Doc, I Have Keloids On My Chest. I'd Like Your Advise On Treatment And Stopping Of Growth. Thank You

Shouldn't Jega Relinguish His Position For Deceiving Nigerians They Were Ready For Elections In February?

How's It Legal For You To Post This? Amaechi Denied The President And Commander In Chief Of Nigerian Armed Forces Access To A Facility Within The President's Constituency.

Issòrite

Congratulations To Seun And Everyone Of Us. Nairaland Is More Than A Bank. *Sips André*

I Have Seen Topics Like "What You Should Not Do Before You Sleep", What You'd Not Do Before You Eat In The Morning, What You'd Not Do Before Age 40, Etc." I'm Afraid We May Wake Up Someday To See "What We Should Not Do On Judgment Day". This Is Nigeria And Nairaland, Anything Is Possible.

kastonkastrol:
is a mock election for Pete Sake so 100% success shouldn't be expected. The test was successful here in lagos but failed in kano, inec will now have to work their _asses out to identify the cause of the card reader failure in Kano so that necessary corrections can be implemented.
There shouldn't be any cause for alarm because inec still have about 20 days to make their necessary corrections

But They Were Ready For 14th February....Yea?

10 Sure Ways To Know He'd Be Successful.

scheat39:
i tried using webproxy to login in, in my fiverr account, but not working.

i will like to hide my ip. is there any other way?



IF I MAKE MONEY ON FIVERR WILL I GO TO HEAVEN?

Download Tunnelbear. It's Free Account Allows You 500MB/Month, But Limits You To US & UK If I Remember Vividly...

Can't Stop Shining Teeth At Number Nine

I Plan To Visit Italy During My Annual Leave In June. It's Actually Going To Be My First International/European Adventure. I'm Already Booked To Tour The San Siro. Any Advise Or Suggestions Will Help A Great Deal. Thanks

I Sincerely Sought For Advise From Any Immigration Official Here. I've Just Returned From The Calabar Office Of NIS Were I Had To Inquire Acquisition Of Nigerian Passport. The Official I Met Told Me That The Official Rate Now Stands At N27000. This Is Contrary To Information I Had From My Brother In Lagos Who Told Me It's N18000. My Questions Are:

1. Are The Charges Different Based On State Of Application?

2. Is The Official Rate N27000 Or N18000?

3. What's Wrong With Processing And Making Payment Online? (in this case, I couldn't proceed pass the first page of the application as there were no values to fill in the height column).

I'd Be Most Grateful If These Questions Are Answered As They'd Be Helpful In My Application In The Course Of The Week.

USA....Always Warning And Threatening. They Forget We Aren't Slaves.

GogetterMD:
Proudly Islam

Now, Here's The Problem With Nigeria. The Americans Ignored Her Religion And Here You're, Chanting Islam.

The North Looks Barren

The Statement By Mbu Clearly Said "Violent Groups", "Thugs" And Their Likes. Mr. Lawmaker, Since When Did Governors Become Thugs?

So You Don't Know Abel Damina Of Power City International Headquartered In Uyo?

This Is Quite Becoming Of River State. To Think This Isn't Even The Main Balloting Makes It Difficult To Imagine. APC Themselves Are Bent On Campaigning Even If It Means Bringing Down Okrika. Indeed, There Was A Country!

SR Permutates More Than...(You Know Them)

Seen, Now Go To Bed

Need Halo For 1999 VW Beetle. Do Other Parts Too?

Boss, Can You Deal For 8 Naira?

Where's Femi Falana When You Need Him? This Amaechi Should Be Charged, Why Did He Lie That It Was N6bn? <Na Joke O> Lol

Had I Been Admitted In 2006, I'd Be A Senior Military Officer Today. Sadly Admission As I Was Told Was Based On Recommendation. Wasted My Money And Time. Still Very Disappointed!

Woged2005:
This was my major problem too. People around called me picky but I was not. I just moved on when I found out that man was only wasting my time and trying to cash in on my age. When you meet a serious man it doesn't take forever. Things happen very fast. Two matured minds know what they want. once they meet each other they click. Even when the man doesn't have everything going, you can pool resources together to get things going. He must pay the bride price (with no assistance. It's tradition). But since you are working you can assist with wedding plans and settling down (aka housing, rent, furniture, etc)

Warms My Heart