Just used the ATM and i found a note like this. Some people tho'

i couldnt stop laughing when i saw this pic....

mannobi:
All these stories na to just dribble us. We know ameachi will still be minister.

your head dey there!!!

Our Interest As A Committee Is
Nigeria – Ogba

Following the postponement of the
screening of Rotimi Amaechi, ex-governor
of Rivers state, a member of the Senate
Committee on Ethics and Public Petitions
Obinna Ogba has addressed the issue.
Amaechi should appear before the Senate on
October 22, Thursday.
Ogba denied the speculation that the
committee is against the confirmation. He
equally debunked implication that the shift in
unveiling the report of probe on the former
governor, which resulted in the delay in his
screening was as a result of distinct division
among members of the committee on the
report.
Senator Ogba, who represents Ebony Central
in the National Assembly, under the platform
of the opposition Peoples Democratic Party
insisted that there was no disagreement
among members of the committee.
He said: “ Why do you people have so much
interest in Amaechi’s issue? The point is that
we don’t have any misunderstanding among
ourselves and there is no reason for that.
“We are intact, we are united, our interest as
a committee is Nigeria, we stand for anything
that will move this country forward. We are
not interested in whether somebody is in
party A or party B or from so and so state.”
Amaechi’s screening has been shifted three
times. The second time was reportedly
because the committee was unable to submit
a completed report on the outstanding
petitions against the appointee.
There are also additional accusations that
there is a court order against Amaechi from
Port Harcourt, the capital of Rivers
State, from current Governor Nyesome Wike.
However, Nigerian Constitution says that
President Muhammadu Buhari can make
Amaechi a minister without Senate
confirmation.

source https://www.naij.com/613326-ethics-committee-speaks-amaechis-confirmation.html

There are reports that the embattled
Radio Biafra director and leader of a
secessionist group, the Indigenous People
of Biafra (IPOB), has been denied access
to his lawyer and physician.
According to Vanguard report, the
Department of State Service (DSS) on
Tuesday, October 20, refused the leader of
the separatist group’s lawyer access to his
client despite subsisting court order allowing
him access to his lawyer and physician.
However, the Magistrate’s CourtWuse 11
sitting in Abuja has refused to release
Nnamdi Kanu as he is yet to meet the bail
conditions.
The lawyer was said to have disclosed on
Wednesday, October 21, that Kanu had not
been released yet owing to meeting up
those conditions.
Kanu’s lawyer, Egechukwu Obetta, said that
the filing of paper work in line with his bail
condition was in progress.
A statement published on the website of
Radio Biafra on Saturday, October 17, had
disclosed the arrest of Kanu by the DSS as
soon as he got to Nigeria from the United
Kingdom.
Following the said arrest, the separatist
group worldwide had to write an open letter
to world leaders over the plight of its
leader.
The Biafra group said in the letter: “The
world leaders must stand up to its integrity,
pride, and in defense of the law they
made.”
It also led to a faction of the Movement for
the Actualization of the Sovereign State of
Biafra (MASSOB) demanding that the federal
government should immediately releases
Kanu.
But the issue continued to apparently amass
more controversies among Nigerians as the
leader of the Movement for the
Actualization of Sovereign State of Biafra
(MASSOB), Chief Ralph Uwazuruike, on
Monday, October 19, disowned the director
noting that Kanu was a rebel who had
incited violence among MASSOB members
which led to his dismissal.
Meanwhile, the governor of Rivers state,
Nyesom Wike, had issued a stern warning to
protesters who disrupted social and
economic activities in Port Harcourt on
Tuesday, October 20.

source https://www.naij.com/613372-radio-biafra-director-kanu-refused-bail-denied-access-lawyer.html

This house was constructed by my room mate who is an Accounting student of Benue State University Makurdi.

Dismissing alleged rumours of death , Kaduna Governor , Nasiru El- Rufai has declared that he is alive , hale and hearty and vowed to continue to demolish houses built on school lands. Addressing members of labour unions Thursday at gate of Sir Kashim Ibrahim Government House , El- Rufai said that those who wished him dead were enemies of the state . “ You can see me standing before you. I am not dead . The reason why they want me dead was because of the 24 billion naira I discovered in several accounts in the state , ” he stated . According to El- Rufai , those that want him dead don ’t know that if he dies , his deputy governor will continue to govern the state . “ They can go ahead with their fetish activities , I don’ t care , ” he said . Meanwhile, he thanked the workers for their support and solidarity to the President and promised to deliver their message of support to the President. However, El- Rufai who assured members of the labour unions his administration ’ s commitment to deliver good governance to the people through a sustained fight against corruption in the state , maintained that his government will not stop working until Kaduna is better. According to him, the APC led - government is the government of the masses and is committed to see that everyone has equal privilege in the state . “ As a public officer and servant to the people , it is our responsibility to ensure that the right thing is always done, ” he said . The Governor also assured the state civil servants that their salaries will be paid before Eid- Kabir celebration. He added , “ we won ’t wait for Federal Government ’ s monthly allocation . ” In his remark , the Kaduna State NLC Chairman, Comrade Adamu Ango , who represented the president of NLC , Ayuba Waba, said President Buhari and Governor El- Rufai are trusted and tested leaders, which informed the union’ s decision to declare their total support for their policies aimed at ridding the country and Kaduna state of corruption
source www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/09/10/el-rufai-dismisses-death-rumours

Airtel why?
why am i never FTC

issorite

akatekpe:
Lol..is that theatre art abi English class opposite Law park?...

boss ur head dey dia. na those history classes!!!

I was just wondering why all these church people wouldn't allow us wear a pair of shorts to church. Any opinion?

i went to class last night and i saw these two BSU 'law' who supposedly went for TDB

I went to my uncle's office who is a lecturer in the department of accounting and i came across this test script #SMH for the student

adeekiti:
But why? Are dey paying for the inconvenience and damages

They paid for the dredging of River Benue but just that our corrupt leaders would not do it
#smh

I thought they said #BabaGoslow is not working

The National Emergency Management Agency
(NEMA) has alerted the state governments and
communities along River Benue of possible flood
following information from Cameroonian
authorities to release excess water from Lagdo
dam.
Director General Muhammad Sani Sidi said that the
Cameroonian authorities in Garuoa have indicated
that between now and November 2015 there would
be routine release of water from the Lagdo dam
due to excessive amount of water presently
contained in the dam.
Sani Sidi said the authorities have also warned “ all
those living around the dam and along River Benue
in Garoua up to Nigeria side should be alert and be
ready for evacuation in case of possible flooding”
He called on the frontline state governors, State
Emergency Management Agencies, first
respondents and relevant authorities to alert the
communities at risk, prepare safe locations for
possible evacuation and adequate preparedness.
The DG NEMA said the agency has dispatched the
alert to the effected state governors and is
following up with appropriate advocacy.
It would be recalled that the release of excess
water from the dam in 2012 contributed to massive
flooding of communities along the river.
Consequently, in 2013, the two countries reached
an agreement that Cameroon was to give early
warning to enable Nigeria put in place proactive
measure to prevent destruction of lives and
properties.


SOURCE
benue.com.ng/nema-issues-flood-alert-as-cameroon-releases-water-from-lagdo-dam/

This land is not for sale


































CAVEAT EMPTOR

K

To those who chose Benue State University, during this years UTME, there seems to be some form of relief as their plight as the university has reduced the ridiculous cut-off marks it had set earlier.


Post University Tertiary Matriculation
Examination (PUTME) Screening Exercise for the
2015/2016 Academic Session

Following the reversal of the earlier policy by the
Joint Admissions and Matriculations (JAMB) on
admissions into Nigerian Universities all University
Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME)
candidates who have applied for admission into the
Benue State University, Makurdi for the 2015/2016
academic session are hereby informed that
candidates who scored 180 points and above in the
UTME are eligible to participage in the Post UTME
Screening Exercise of the university Schedued to hold
at the University Campus along Makurdi-Gboko Road
as follows:

S/NO SUBJECT DATE / TIME
1. Commencement of online
registration
Monday, 27th July, 2015

. Closure of online registration 12 midnight, 11th August, 2015

. Date of Screening Exercise Thursday, 13th – Friday, 14th
August, 2015

2) Candidates are to note that the screening
exercise shall be conducted using OMR paper and
pencil.

3) Eligibility
Candidates who applied for MB.BS and Law are to
note, however, that only those who scored 200 and
above are eligible. Candidates for MB.BS programme
who scored below 200 but ot less than 180 shall be
allowed to sit for the Post UTME Screening Exercise
in any of B.Sc Anatomy, Human Physiology, Biology,
Chemistry, Industrial Chemistry, Enviromental
Management & Taxicology, Microbiology, Zoology
and Plant Science & Biotechnology. For candidates
who applied for Law but scored less than 200 and not
less than 180, they shall be allowed to sit for the Post
UTME Screening Exercise in other courses as
appropriate.

4) Candidates are to print the 2015/2016 time table
for the Post UTME Screening Exercise on the
University website: www.bsum.edu.ng

PROCEDURE FOR PAYMENT & REGISTRATION
Candidates shall be required to:

1. Pay a non-Refundable fee to Benue State University,
Makurdi Online in any of the designated banks using
their UTME Registration Number as follows:
Screening fee - N1,000.00
Processing fee - N1,500.00
Total - N2,500.00

2. The designated banks are as follows:
First Bank Plc, Union Bank Plc,
Fidelity Bank Plc, Zenith Bank Plc,
EcoBank Plc, UBA Plc,
Guaranty Trust Bank Plc, Sterling Bank Plc,
Unity Bank Plc and Skye Bank Plc

3. Using your UTME Registration No. proceed to
register Online for the Post UTME screening exercise
from 27th July to 11th August, 2015.

4. Proceed with the Online registration Print-out and
receipt of payment to the Faculty of your programme
of choice for documentation and signing by the Dean
of the Faculty.

5. Produce JAMB UTME Online Result Slip with a recent
passport photograph affixed to be submitted during
the Screening Exercise.

6. Candidates are advised to come along with HB Pencil
and also adhere strictly to their choice of
programmes at UTME.

Source:Bsum.edu.ng

winetapper:
If the witches and wizard are not following you... You would have spaced your work for Human understanding not for spiritual understanding

Done















So they a'int after me

HOW TO KNOW IF WITCHES
&
WIZARDs ARE FOLLOWING
YOU FROM
YOUR VILLAGE;
IF:

•after entering a bus, it gets
to
your turn to pay your fare
and
you can’t find your money.

•If you are downloading 5GB
of
data and it Fails at 99%.

•If you bought a bold 6 for
9000naira
today and the next day the
price drops to 2000naira

•You win $100millon, u put
am 4
bank, next week d bank
declare
bankruptcy.

•your first day in a
restaurant,
after eating fish, the bone
hang
for your throat.

•If after working for 30
days,
you got fired without salary.

•After selling your fathers
property to go abroad, and
you
still got deported few weeks
later.

• if you take cheat into the
exam hall, and cant
understand
your own handwriting.

• If after 6 abortions and d
guy
still ends up not marrying
you.

• if you submit wassce
question paper with your
answer sheet.

•when ur friend wey just
come
back from Yankee gives u
cheque & did not remember
to
sign Before going back.

• If at age 38 , you still refer
to
Davido as your role model.

• if after you use a heavy
perfume and your body
odour is
still stronger than RAID.

• If After You photoshop
your
Picture & you still Ugly Pass
Taye Taiwo

• If u get expelled 24hrs 2
ur
graduation.

• if ur leg dey show for
passport photograph.

• If You Break-Up With Your
Boyfriend/ girlfriend and he/
she
wins
$100million the next day!.

• if the person that you
were
cursing out in traffic turns
out
to be the one interviewing
you
for a job.

• If U lied to Armed robbers
that
u don’t have a phone, then
it
rings, & ur ringtone is i gat
no worries

• if you sell ur Kidney to buy
a
Range rover sport and they
steal it d next day.

• If u carry textbook go
exam
hall and still dey copy from
others.

• After reading this post and
u
did not laugh, comment, share or
like it.
You should know its from your village!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Everybody, Its Quesion Time And I Need You To Answer The Questions Below... [1] Can one cry under water? [2] Do fish ever get thirsty? [3] Why don't birds fall off from trees when they are asleep? [4] Why is a house called building when it is already built? [5] When they say that dog food is new and improved, who tasted it? [6] If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? [7] Why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle? [8] I love you is not a question, why does it require an answer?

The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU in Benue State University, Makurdi have called off their strike action. The union have been on strike since March 9th 2015 when then Governor, Gabriel Suswam failed to pay their February salaries. Breaking the news after their congress meeting today, the Chairman of the union, Dr David Ikoni told BENUE.COM.NG that the lecturers were satisfied with the commitment of the government as conveyed in an agreement. “We have agreed on certain terms with the Governor so we have given him the benefit of doubt” “Our suspension of this strike was on personal recognition of the Governor and his appeal and he has given us a commitment and we feel that we’ll give him a benefit of doubt.” He said. He added that this was just a suspension and the lectures will not hesitate to down tools if the Governor failed to keep his promise. “So when the time comes and he reneged on the promise, we’ll know what to do.” He concluded. The Vice Chancellor of the university, Mrs Charity Angya, last week hinted an end to the strike, saying the Governor, Dr Samuel Ortom was doing everything to ensure that the institution reopened for students to continue their academic pursuits. “The Governor sent people here. We were here yesterday till about 4pm. We rose from here to government house. We were there till night before I left, I didn’t eat anything.” “We were there all this time because Governor was trying to see how he can pacify ASUU. He has gone ahead to enter into an agreement with ASUU; an agreement that is so unrealistic but what do you do?” “The good news on this side, is that, what Governor talked with ASUU yesterday and their meeting on Monday, I believe that that will end this strike. Because he made whatever commitment they wanted.” “Truth is that the government is trying everything. They have come to an agreement and the union too said they will give them time, set out timelines as to when they will honour whatever they have agreed and they are going back on Monday to talk so that the school will be reopened. For me, I believe it, I’ve been praying, I’ve been fasting.” she said. It is believed that by reopening before the end of this month, the university may have averted cancellation of the academic session.
benue.com.ng/breaking-bsu-ASUU-suspends-5-month-old-strike-action/

ummsulaym:
Someone's signature reads " I remember when my primary school teachers told me am good for nothing. And right now I'm the admin if three whatsapp groups.....NIGGA I MADE IT!!!!!"

very funny

Don't mind them dear, you made it big time! e easy?

I tell u. I finally made it

London (AFP) – A British politician resigned from the
House of Lords Tuesday after a newspaper published
footage of him allegedly snorting cocaine with
prostitutes.
Lord John Sewel, 69, apologised for the “pain and
embarrassment” he had caused after the Rupert
Murdoch-owned Sun newspaper published pictures
of him apparently wearing an orange bra as he
chatted to two sex workers.
Scotland Yard has launched an investigation into his
actions and raided his home at an exclusive block of
flats near the Houses of Parliament on Monday night.
“I have today written to the clerk of the parliaments
terminating my membership of the House of Lords,”
Sewel said in a statement. “I want to apologise for the
pain and embarrassment I have caused.”
On Monday, Prime Minister David Cameron
questioned whether it would be “appropriate” for
Sewel to continue approving laws amid the “very
serious allegations” against him.
Sewel previously represented the main opposition
centre-left Labour party in the House of Lords, the
Houses of Parliament’s unelected upper chamber.
www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/07/28/british-lord-resigns-after-taking-drugs-with-prostitutes/

Chiamichaelmom@gmail.com

Medical Students in Benue State University,
Makurdi have deposited the coffin of their dead
colleague at the office of the vice chancellor in
protest.
BENUE.COM.NG understands that their colleague,
Idoko Nicholas Ejugwu died in an accident under
controversial circumstances after receiving the
news of his withdrawal from medical school after
spending 10 years.
Idoko was withdrawn for failing a haphazardly
organised resit exam that has bedevilled medical
students in the institution over the years.
Speaking under anonymity in a telephone
conversation, one of the students said they believe
that Idoko took his own life because he couldn’t
bear the news that his 10 years in medical was in
vain.
“He had been talking about it, that he wish he died a
painless death. The school have finished him. There
is no where in the world that a medical student is
withdrawn after spending 10 years.” He said.
Our source said the students had complained
about the manner in which exams were conducted,
where resit exams were prolonged for up to one
whole year as against the stipulated six weeks, with
no efforts to engage the students.
After spending 12 years without graduation, that
many of the students in the medical school have
become disillusioned, frustrated, depressed and
some have attempted suicide due to the stagnation
and irregularities but the school management was
continuously adamant about the psychological
effects of their long stay in medical school.
The students, after an altercation at the Benue State
University Teaching Hospital mortuary, obtained
the coffin of their dead colleague, marched to the
VC’s office, vowing not to leave until their
grievances which bother around the haphazard
conduct of exams, manipulation of results,
withdrawals and accreditation, are resolved.
All efforts to reach the vice chancellor for
comments have been abortive.
benue.com.ng/bsu-medical-students-besiege-vcs-office-with-coffin-of-dead-colleague/

Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun has once again
blamed the failure of his administration to pay
workers salaries as at when on the drop in
allocations to the state from the Federation Account.
Aregbesola said this Friday night during a chat with
newsmen on the sidelines of an award to him for
service to humanity by Voice of African Women for
Human Dignity, an NGO.
The award was presented to Aregbesola at Asokoro,
Abuja.
The governor said that he was pained by his
government’s inability to pay salaries regularly. “I
have found it hard to pay the wage bills owing to the
declining federal allocation to the state.
“Federal allocation to the state has reduced by 40 per
cent since 2013, thereby making it difficult for my
government to meet its responsibilities,” he said.
Aregbesola said the situation became so bad at a
point that he resorted to the state’s reserves, which
he said also ran out on the payment of salaries.
He said administration had already to accumulate
debt of N12 billion in its bid to ensure that salaries
were paid regularly, adding that his government was
committed to the people’s welfare.
Aregbesola commended the group for the award and
promised that he would inspire him to do more for
the public.
“I got into politics so that I can render quality
services to the suffering people of my state because
majority of the people are hungry and angry,” he
said.
At the presentation of the award by Hajia Amina
Idris, the president of group, said the award was to
appreciate the governor for his service to humanity.
“This award of excellence is in recognition of your
immense contribution to humanity,” she said.
Idris said Aregbesola had been exceptionally helpful
in the area of improving child education and
promotion of human dignity through lofty
programmes
www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/07/25/why-i-still-cannot-pay-workers-salaries-aregbesola/

simba1:
Oh! Are you sure about this?
Thanks a million sir!

Am sure, u are always wlc

simba1:
Bro pls!

I have a friend who registered Microbiology with 182, pls what now can he do?
Pls respond asap!

He should go on and register and write the test. Though he might be admitted into another department.