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oh uh ! that's a bit HARSH on our poor moderator o , Oga moderator :- no mind the naughty boy jare

peace

  SO HILARIOUS  And the Toilet bit ?   

Seun:
I have nothing against prostitutes. They provide a valuable service to society.
But I can't marry a prostitute because I've been chaste. (Playas should be willing to marry prostitutes)

S  E UU N !! 

ARE You REALLY BEING HONEST ! ? CHASTE ?? 

If I believe you , I would believe I' am in IRAQ now now!! 

Let's be serious and be sensible about this !

Driver? MY DAUGHTER ? number 1, this must be child abuse and I wouldn't want to derail my child's future as a result of this ordeal, I would ensure he ends up in jail and get rid of the pregnancy (by good proffessional hands of course )  ! I believe I am in the position to to put things right since she is still dependent on me, ^{don't be suprised this happens a lot amongst the rich} ! My daughter will thank me for it when she is matured enough, simple ! 

dayour007:
Driver is also a human, just that "na condition make crayfish bend", what am going to do is just to help the two of them and give them my full supports

Sometimes, some people never cease to amuse me ! Would you actually do this in REALITY ? SUPPORT ? MY FOOT !!

GNature:
Congrats and be glad you are not white _{*mend wouldn't target you for kidnapping*}

What has a slap got to do with a BLEEDING KNEE ?

@Poster
Congrats jare

@GOODGUY

WORD !

In as much I do not want to commit no BLASPHEMY, I , must say NAIRALAND is full of KOLO individuals ! , when you're down, LOG ON TO NAIRALAND,,,,,,,,, BINDING AND JUMPING  ha ha ha !!  

Hey ! AKOLA ibadan, Where in the planet did you disappear to ? Welcome back 

*hisses* ,,,,,,,,,,, It shows u don't even have a clue to solving the guy's question, u need to GOOGLE up boy ! _{abi why divert from the actual topic !} Just go back to BED !

Dis Guy:
phizzy, do you understand your website?

http://www.findaproperty.com/

http://www.primelocation.com/ see how easy they are on the eye and how easy it is to get want you want

Proffessor 'SHAKARA' The guy is asking about MORTGAGE RATES e.g LENDERS INTEREST / PROVIDERS not on the actual PROPERTY(ies) SEARCH ! Abi na wetin be all this show offs ? uhmmmm ,,,,,,,, Nigeria is also coming up

Hey mate' U should feel challenged and not Insecure, step up either by more education to get a higher paying job or get a loan, maybe from her as well if possible and start a profitable business. just to prove to yourself and her that u are also capable , mind u do not compete with her though, just feel challenged, believe me with determination you'll get there, you'll both benefit from the results 

This is sooooo Heart-Touching , I have also learnt more lessons

If it's Deliberate , then definitely TRASHY ! what the hell is this world becoming 

@all Critics     

Why click on the topic if u would call it CRAPPY ?  Sometimes u guys never cease to annoy person  What is sooo wrong in sharing ideas ? Learn to appreciate people's contributions !

cgift:
Young man next tim it is "Please dos anyone" no do any one okay." Back to your question, google it out, you sure find something. You can also :mamma: it or again askjeeves.com.

Mr. Prof. English Lecturer  , check your words too ! 'dos'  or does , sure or should, ? na wah 

BROKE ! This is the most SCARY experience I detest in this life, If u've ever been BROKE, I mean reaaaally BROKE, u would understand, You can only plan and invest towards rainy days, and also pray to GOD to rebuke any step/move that'll lead u to this ordeal, because no matter how much you try or think u r SMART, 'EXCEPT THE LORD BUILDS D HOUSE D BUILDER BUILDS IN VAIN', Just ask for his wisdom to be prepared, because THAT STORMY PERIOD WILL ALWAYS COME .

Back to the Topic, I felt like running away, so terrified to face the world and all ! , I don't ever want to experience it NOT EVER AGAIN!

How many times is this MOTHER'S day yi gann shebi there was one in march   woh my mum shouldn't see this o, else, maybe there is saparate date in u.s  

@SPORA

U are so DAMN meeeean ! where in the world did u get those pictures from ? , and sooo quickly, were u waiting for the poor guy's post ? so hilarious

na wah so this ASUU strike thingy is not yet total abolished ? I thought the idea went extinct years ago na wa for Niger

penfold:
seun, u are just incorrigible, may u also experience hardware problems that are beyond you, A M E N! so that someone can laugh at u too,

my brother, don't mind seun o! most likely d battery is faulty and i guess its because of d flunctuating voltage u guys have over there, if u bought it brand new and its not yet a year old u could get it replaced for a reduced fee at toshiba service center otherwise u just have to buy a new battery,please DON'T try to repair it o! u will just end up spoiling the board if u do, u can get a new battery at ikeja for just 15k if u are in lagos or at citadel in ibadan, abuja or PH, in future try to use a voltage breaker/stabilizer with your laptop, cheerio

POLICE ! WHY U DEY CURSE ? _{Oloopa ewo ni ti epe} ?

ne4real:
having all these doesnt count 2 me as a babe. even if u have heaven and earth, a babe that loves u , loves u and a babe that doesnt, doesn't.

Spot on ,