₦airaland Forum

paulokeke1414:
i have been asking this hot chick with the biggest booty i have ever seen to let me stick it up to her backside
she finally agreed, on one condition. She has a brand new Love Machine for me and she must still it up mine first
what do i do?

take this

sorry bro.

NiCe

Andyblaze:



I used to do her in the night. I shave my leg and use my leg and she think it's my manhood. And she say it's big oooo kill me kill me wow

shave your head and use. she will kuku die

you cure staph?

Hotshawarma:
Sad no iota of sympathy from you...all u can think of is to be spamming threads with how to post one mumu link on nairaland ignorance is a disease ....get well soon

Are you okay?

OgaBuhari:
Buhari will surely be punished for this.

it is your generation that will be punished for it

Thank God we dont die of cancer here in Nigeria.

Loyalblak007:
The porn mogul? Why do you ask?

your moniker sounds like loyalblakhok. And the tiles in your dp look like his bathroom. and the lips emoji is what he uses to censor his girls parts

Loyalblak007:
Still it doesn't change the fact that you have a dirty hair and a stinking calp

Are you related to that kingblakhok guy??

how did he run away with car? did he carry it on his head?

Dai baba may you live long

All for show. irrelevant if your visit did not help them physically, emotionally or in any other manner. Just like visiting orphans to take pictures of them and go home.

The man was forced into this marriage. That woman is old enough to be his sugar mummy.

vivypretty:
love d hair
.beautiful

please dont be offended but why are you forcing a smile? Not enough fun in your life?

Consray:
why do you really wanna known, it my property right?

I know it is your property. I am just curious, no need to be so defensive. So why did you cover the armpit?

Consray:
so...... you were checking out my pix abi?

Dont answer question with question. Why did you cover the armpit?

human being in amother life

How did they arrive at that figure?

this man is a he goat. can you imagine that talk?

Consray:
Beautiful

dont be offended but why did you cover your armpit with heart emoji?

they are kidnapping sellers nowadays. i know of someone that was robbed by the buyer of the phone he wanted to sell on jiji. i also know someone that was robbed by the seller. Jiji is dangerous.

Nairabet has dealt with this one. akinalabi come and see

is the op advertising a tiled apartment in ikorodu?
I dont understand.

you forgot to add the calabar custom. The groom is a placed in a pit with 4 big dogs. If he is successful in killing them it means that he can both protect his family from danger (the angry dogs) while still providing them with daily bread (the dog's meat). The family of the bride will then bless the union

stiles009:
Thanks.
Wordpress is out of option. Would love to build it from scratch..

Perhaps if u are proficient in php, or sql u could drop me ur number so we could talk more sir..

Well if you want to build yourself. You can use HTML to make the site how you want for a start.
Since you said its just a site where you post Info. html is enough if you dont add or modify the articles regularly. It becomes inconvenient at that point because you need to start editing the html file everytime.

With php, you can create a portal where you add new info, modify old info, and other simple tasks you want just in your browser without editing the html files everytime you want to add or remove something from the site.

Unfortunately i dont drop personal contact info here.

As before just create your site the way you want it to look with your current knowledge of html. read up on php basics and use it to add any extra functionality you need.

feel free to mention me if you run into any challenge along the way.