haywire07:
Before the border was shut, and foreigners were still allowed into the country, it is the duty of the Immigration at respective airports to check every immigrant or returnees.

But guess what, they allowed them in freely. Hoping to collect "oga, wetin you carry come for us" or other means of extortion.

I'm glad the Comptroller himself became a victim of their inactions.

I guess the Port Health Officials are meant to check the health status of travellers not Immigration.

ma5sa1:
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Please, for me to start a career and become a PROFESSIONAL in Networking, must I first posses a degree in the relevant field (like computer science)?

users, beware of hackers. coz through such, all the datas on your phone are not safe.

everything that you guys have said is exactly what I'm passing through at the moment. but I know my redeemer liveth.

pls i want to know if they offer public administration at undergrad level.

but why are most of these courses discouraged in Nigeria? and besides, the coursea might not be physically stressful, but psychologically they are. they may require lots and lots of sleepless nights to make good thoughts.

good write-up, that's almost the same method used for admission in the u.k through ucas.com. no need of sitting for any exam. and still, the best among the best candidates are the only ones selected for admission. all you have to do is to go through the website, choose your institution and courses of interest, apply to them through the website with your educational qualifications and personal details, then wait for feedback. JAMB should do the same, let them be the ones doing the admission placement rather than just conducting an exam and living innocent candidates into the hands of schools who are only after the post-utme registration fee.

thumbs up to you IG and the minister, thats a perfect way of covering loots atleast nobody will query such expense so far the dogs cannot talk to defend themselves. You people are telling us to buy made-in-nigeria to promote our economy, but you budgeted for and acquired foreign dogs amid this economic crises.

because there are now more important things to be done on a phone than changing of ringtone.

i've once heard in a seminar that someone who works from 8am-4pm is not likely to become a millionaire because an employer only pays an amount s/he knows you can only use to sustain your living as an employee not to enrich you. But from the example you just give, if i should be collecting such an amount of money (#500k) per month, just give me 2years, you won't have to ask me what i've done with the money coz my investments will speak for themselves.

before, hardly will you come across any Nigerian movie on my laptop. But now they seems to be getting a lil share of my harddisk, most with kunle afolayan's works

but wait o, why do we always read/hear about their proposed national expenditures and nothing would be said on the amount the country is generating?

you people don come with your dubious policies again abi? During the time of Sanusi Lamido as CBN governor, he cancelled transaction charges on atm, you people re-introduced it and we no vex, now its #50 again. In a little while, we'll start hearing that the money was not remitted into the national purse and no refund will be made to the customers. The question now is just: WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE CUFFED BY EFCC?

where all the kabu-kabu drivers for this country dey? Na only to disobey traffic rules dem sabi, dey no fit commot for this kyn thing. Thumbs up jare our adopted brother.

i hate luv storyz,
3idiots,
dhoom1,2&3

An atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his
class and then asks one of his new students to stand: ‘You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?’ ‘Yes sir,’ the student says. ‘So you believe in God?’ ‘Absolutely. ’ ‘Is God good?’ ‘Sure! God’s good.’ ‘Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Are you good or evil?’ ‘The Bible says I’m evil.’ The professor grins knowingly. ‘Aha! The Bible! He
considers for a moment. ‘Here’s one for you. Let’s
say there’s a sick person over here and you can cure
him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you
try?’ ‘Yes sir, I would.’ ‘So you’re good…!’ ‘I wouldn’t say that.’ ‘But why not say that? You’d help a sick and
maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we
could. But God doesn’t.’ The student does not answer, so the professor
continues. ‘He doesn’t, does he? My brother was a
Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed
to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you
answer that one?’ The student remains silent. ‘No, you can’t, can
you?’ the professor says. He takes a sip of water from
a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax
‘Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?’ ‘Er…yes,’ the student says. ‘Is Satan good?’ The student doesn’t hesitate on this one. ‘No.’ ‘Then where does Satan come from?’ The student falters. ‘From God’ ‘That’s right. God made Satan, didn’t he? Tell me,
son. Is there evil in this world?’ ‘Yes, sir…’ ‘Evil’s everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make
everything, correct?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘So who created evil?’ The professor continued,
‘If God created everything, then God created evil,
since evil exists, and according to the principle that our
works define who we are, then God is evil.’ Again, the student has no answer. ‘Is there sickness?
Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things,
do they exist in this world?’ The student squirms on his feet. ‘Yes.’ ‘So who created them?’ The student does not answer again, so the professor
repeats his question. ‘Who created them?’ There is
still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to
pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized.
‘Tell me,’ he continues onto another student. ‘Do
you believe in Jesus Christ, son?’ The student’s voice betrays him and cracks. ‘Yes,
professor, I do.’ The old man stops pacing. ‘Science says you have
five senses you use to identify and observe the world
around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?’ ‘No sir. I’ve never seen Him.’ ‘Then tell us if you’ve ever heard your Jesus?’ ‘No, sir, I have not…’ ‘Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or
smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory
perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?’ ‘No, sir, I’m afraid I haven’t.’ ‘Yet you still believe in him?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘According to the rules of empirical, testable,
demonstrable protocol, science says your God
doesn’t exist… What do you say to that, son?’ ‘Nothing,’ the student replies… ‘I only have my
faith.’ ‘Yes, faith,’ the professor repeats. ‘And that is the
problem science has with God. There is no evidence…
only faith.’ The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking
a question of His own. ‘Professor, is there such thing
as heat? ’ ‘Yes.’ ‘And is there such a thing as cold?’ ‘Yes, son, there’s cold too.’ ‘No sir, there isn’t.’ The professor turns to face the student, obviously
interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The
student begins to explain. ‘You can have lots of heat,
even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat,
white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don’t have
anything called ‘cold’. We can hit d own to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can’t go
any further after that. There is no such thing as cold;
otherwise we would be able to go colder than the
lowest –458 degrees. Every body or object is
susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy,
and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total
absence of heat. You see, sir, ‘cold’ is only a word
we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot
measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units
because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of
heat, sir, just the absence of it.’ Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the
classroom, sounding like a hammer. ‘What about darkness, professor. Is there such a
thing as darkness?’ ‘Yes,’ the professor replies without hesitation…
‘What is night if it isn’t darkness?’ ‘You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is not
something; it is the absence of something. You can
have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light,
but if you have no light constantly you have nothing
and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? That’s the
meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were, you would be able to make darkness
darker, wouldn’t you?’ The professor begins to smile at the student in front of
him. This will be a good semester. ‘So what point are
you making, young man?’ ‘Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical
premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion
must also be flawed.’ The professor’s face cannot hide his surprise this time.
‘Flawed? Can you explain how?’ ‘You are working on the premise of duality,’ the
student explains… ‘You argue that there is life and
then there’s death; a good God and a bad God. You
are viewing the concept of God as something finite,
something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even
explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but it has never seen, much less fully understood either
one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be
ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just
the absence of it.’ ‘Now tell me, professor… Do you teach your students
that they evolved from a monkey?’ ‘If you are referring to the natural evolutionary
process, young man, yes, of course I do.’ ‘Have you ever observed evolution with your own
eyes, sir?’ The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as
he realizes where the argument is going. A very good
semester, indeed. ‘Since no one has ever observed the process of
evolution at work and cannot even prove that this
process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching
your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a
preacher?’ The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until
the commotion has subsided. ‘To continue the point
you were making earlier to the other student, let me
give you an example of what I mean.’ The student
looks around the room. ‘Is there anyone in the class
who has ever seen the professor’s brain?’ The class breaks out into laughter. ‘Is there anyone here who
has ever heard the professor’s brain, felt the
professor’s brain, touched or smelt the professor’s
brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according
to the established rules of empirical, stable,
demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.’ ‘So if science says
you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures,
sir?’ Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the
student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems
an eternity, the old man answers. ‘I guess you’ll
have to take them on faith.’ ‘Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith
exists with life,’ the student continues. ‘Now, sir, is
there such a thing as evil?’ Now uncertain, the
professor responds, ‘Of course, there is. We see it
every day. It is in the daily example of man’s
inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations
are nothing else but evil.’ To this the student replied, ‘Evil does not exist sir, or
at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the
absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word
that man has created to describe the absence of God.
God did not create evil Evil is the result of what
happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes
when there is no heat or the darkness that comes
when there is no light.’ The professor sat down. The student was Albert Einstein.

don't mind him, he was never a true blue fan in the first place. He was just angry as Chelsea dey spoil im ticket for bet.

this kind of cars na for dem oga oga at the top. Dem go take am do shakara for town first till the car start to dey commot smoke. Its a good thing anyway.

who do you think is insane here?

this is to inform all Nigeria Army 74th Regular Recruits Intake candidates from the following states: Kwara, Niger, Kogi(North-Central Zone2) and Akwa-Ibom, CrossRiver, Rivers(South-South Zone1), that their zonal screening venues has been changed. Those from North-Central Zone2(kwara, niger and kogi) will now go to HEADQUARTERS, 31 ARTILLERY BRIGADE -MINNA for their screening. While others from SOUTH-SOUTH ZONE1(akwa-ibom, cross river and rivers) will go to HEADQUARTERS, 2 BRIGADE-PORTHARCOURT. Source: www.narecruitment.org

the new date is november30. It was extended because the date of the pop for those presently at the depot was also shifted from this month to 11th of december

talk2riel:

Man up to your responsibilities

responsibilities that has to do with money can tear a man apart

Freemanan:
BIG NO....

thanks, that's helpful

and, can someone decide to quit from the service if he gets an opportunity somewhere else after some years in service? Thanks

@freemanan, is it possible/lawful for someone already enlisted into na to apply for dssc/ssc while still in service?

any update on the screening pls?

can anyone pls help me out with checking the result. when i wanted to check it yesterday, i was unable to download the pdf it brought as the result